Oh, God!
[STOMPING FEET]
That was one piece.
[HICCUP] OK.
Welcome to the Vat19 Test Lab.
Today we are comparing a whole lot of spicy snacks.
They're all deliciously hot.
Which spicy treat has the right heat for you?
Let's find out.
This is our control.
We've got a standard Buffalo wing, boneless--
--with Frank's Red Hot.
I think that's what they use in the original Buffalo, New York
recipe.
Ah.
Looks good.
Little bit of spice.
The Buffalo sauce is just like butter and hot sauce,
and you can taste the butteriness.
For us, we eat a lot of spice.
Yeah.
So this is a snack food for us.
This isn't dare food kind of--
No.
--heat.
You can eat a lot of these.
It's not incredibly spicy.
It's the right amount of heat.
I just finished chewing and I'm already
noticing that it's diminishing.
The heat's--
Yeah, the spice is kinda--
Going away.
It's going away.
The house fire has been put out.
On a scale from 1 to 10, one being really not spicy
and 10 being the hottest thing we've got, I'd say maybe two.
I'd say maybe a two.
10 on delicious, though.
Mm.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Ass Blaster Hot Sauce.
Let's blast some asses, Danny!
You can smell the heat on this one.
Kicks you in the pants when you smell it.
I'm going to go for just a small bite.
Really?
I'm-- I'm not.
[COUGHING]
I'm gonna take about that much right there.
Still kinda buttery.
A little more tangy.
It's definitely spicier.
I'm just tasting spice.
It's just heat.
It's hard to really get the same, like, chicken
and the other flavors.
You just get the spice.
Oh yeah, maybe I shouldn't have had the whole thing.
You can taste the chicken at first for a split second.
And then it's like a ramp.
This is not really a snack food.
Well, it's somewhere in between snack food and dare food.
This is more of a dare food.
Yeah.
Unless you're just a crazy person who just likes to snack
on things that hurt them.
Yeah, it was spicy, but--
[CLEARS THROAT] But it's good.
This one, you feel in the stomach, too.
The attack is slow.
It doesn't get right in your pants.
Oh, it kind-- I don't know.
[COUGHS] It's right there, dude.
The attack, for me, built slowly and then it hit hard.
It hits and it--
[COUGHS] it does ramp.
Scale of 1 to 10?
If the Buffalo wing was two, I mean,
this might be like a seven.
It's not the spiciest in the world, but it's up there.
No.
It's like a one-bite thing.
You're like, OK.
I'm a little bit regretting that I had so much.
I shouldn't do this.
I'm gonna feel real bad if I keep doing any more.
No, take another bite, dude.
No, you totally should.
I mean, are you cool with me taking the afternoon off?
No.
OK, then I should probably pace myself.
Yeah, you might want to pace yourself.
Yeah.
Because I don't want to shoot the rest
of this video in the bathroom.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Caro-freakin'-lina freakin' pepper.
[LAUGHS]
I'll just skip to the, you know, 10.
And we're probably going to end up looking like this.
This is what we're gonna look like at the end.
Do you wanna eat the whole thing?
No!
Absolutely not!
All right, bottoms up.
Cheers.
[CRUNCHING]
Oh, that kicked me in the back of the throat real hard.
Welcome to the fire show.
Oh!
The outer coating is crunchy, but it's not hot.
But the inside is really hot.
It took a long time to get there.
That was a real slow burn.
But it showed up like the Grim Reaper.
[KNOCKING] [? Dewey. ?]
Ah, yeah.
Old Reaper's here.
The flavor's bad.
Ugh!
It's not good.
It's just a spice.
It's just spice.
Nobody in their right mind would ever snack on this.
If you took this one seed and chopped it up into 100,
then maybe it's a snack food.
This is a straight-up--
Holy moly!
--dare food.
I happened to get a little seed, so my attack
was kind of like a kick, but--
No, mine was like--
It's building even--
It's still building.
It's still-- we're still going up Everest here.
I want it to stop!
The sustain is like the Kenny G of spice.
He's just playing that one note for 45
minutes in the back of my throat, just over and over.
[SAXOPHONE IMITATION]
This is a nine.
I think the Toe of Satan's going to be spicier.
Yeah.
This got hot slower, but it's hotter.
On the lips.
Oweeee!
[SOBBING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Ghost pepper jerky.
Yeah, this is the best.
My stomach is not fully settled from the last one.
No.
But I am really excited.
Mm.
I can't put it in my mouth.
I can.
Aw.
There's a sweetness.
It's really good meat.
It's kind of sweet.
Uh-huh.
Like the brown sugar.
But the spice, though, kinda tickles you a little bit
in the back of the throat.
If there was ever a snack food--
Oh my gosh, yeah.
--this is a snack food.
It's a snack.
I could eat a whole bag of this.
You might not be able to handle the whole bag.
You're going to try because it's so good.
It takes a minute to feel the spice, but it's not that bad.
It's not enough to keep you from not eating it.
The spice is there, but it's like, oh, that's sweet
and it's meaty.
And you're like, oh, OK, it's a little spicy.
It's a nice surprise every moment.
1 to 10, this is pretty mild.
I'd say a four.
Four?
It's dang good, yo.
This is like my lunch right here.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Fire Dust.
Yeah.
This is like a spicy Pixy Stick, right?
Pixie dust for pissed-off fairies.
It's "pissed-y" dust.
I'm gonna lick this whole plate.
It's not gonna be effective.
[COUGHING] OK.
I'm second guessing myself.
[LAUGHS]
Woo!
[COUGHING]
It wasn't spicy right off the bat.
It was just like inhaling it.
It kicks.
Whoa!
I'm awake!
This is also the sweetest one, I think.
It's very sweet.
Cherry and ghost pepper?
It's a pretty good level of spice.
Snack food or dare food?
It could be both.
Yeah, it could be both.
If you did little bits at a time--
If you weren't like us.
--you could snack on it.
Get with some friends and be like, I dare you to try this.
If you take a whole bunch at a time, it becomes a regret food.
It's weird because it's really spicy but goes away right away.
It's in and out.
Attack and sustain.
Spice scale, hot.
I don't think it's much spicier here than the jerky.
Five?
For me it's a lot spicier than the jerky.
It's hitting you?
To me, this is up there with the Carolina Reaper pepper.
Six?
I could go six.
It's hot.
It's ferocious!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Ghost pepper popcorn, this is one of my favorite foods
that we have--
Oh my god.
--at Vat19.
The butteriness.
Yeah, butter and spice.
Good combo.
It's a little bit spicy.
So buttery.
Oh, this is a snack.
Snack food?
Yeah, it's snack food.
It's delicious for us because we love spicy.
We love spicy.
It might be a challenge to eat the whole thing.
It kind of builds.
But I don't know.
It does build.
I would never call this a dare food.
It could be a trick food.
I think if you've got a mother-in-law that hates spice,
and you're just like, Gammy, you want
to come over and watch a movie with the kids?
I popped you some popcorn.
So the attack, not really sharp right out of the gate.
The sustain, though.
Yeah, it seems to go away as soon as you stop eating it.
What do you want to give this on the scale?
Maybe a three?
You know.
I think it might be a little spicier.
Little more than that?
Go four?
I don't know, though.
A 3.758?
So, it could just be that we've gotten more--
[LAUGHS]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Burn or Bliss.
This product is exclusive to Vat19.
To where?
To Vat19.
You get a bunch of chocolates that look identical.
You choose one and you don't know if it's just milk
chocolate or if it's--
Oh, man you didn't wait for me.
--spicy.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Milk chocolate.
Wait a second.
No, it's not.
Really?
No, it's spicy.
I know to wait, because it can sneak up on you.
Wow!
That one really tricked me.
It's good chocolate.
That's some good chocolate.
I think we did it.
We won the Test Lab.
Well, we gotta try again.
Ah, no!
What?
Well, the flavor in first three seconds was really nice.
Can you still taste the milk chocolate?
No.
No?
It's all gone.
I'm not eating another one, Daniel.
Come on.
If I'm going down, you're going down with me.
Ah, I'm getting peer pressured.
Kids, this is what peer pressure looks like.
It's very effective.
Oh, crap!
This is like a disclaimer dare food.
You've got to warn everybody first.
I guess for him it's a snack food.
Yeah, that was a delicious snack.
But for him--
Right?
He just keeps eating them up.
But for me, it's a dare food.
Oh, there it is.
That was a sneak attack.
Sneak attack.
Let's call it a sneak attack.
It's like a Trojan horse.
But then the sustain is fading off already,
but I'm still on fire.
Oh, this is up there with the Reaper.
It's like a nine, an eight, nine, 10.
I think it's-- yeah, it's higher than the Reaper.
It's a nine.
I'm only saying nine because I know that the Toe of Satan
is coming.
[BELL TOLLING]
The Toe of Satan.
Ah, the name and the shape, it's all very accurate.
I've done this before.
And it's horrific.
No, we're not going to do the full Toe of Satan challenge.
I'm just going to get to the spice.
Going to go to hell and back.
10 seconds.
Five seconds.
Wanna do it for five seconds?
(WHISPERING) Gosh dang it.
Hm, hm.
Hm!
Hm, hm.
OK, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm scared.
That was five seconds.
Ha!
And here it comes.
Before we start dying.
Flavor's cherry.
It's kind of like a Big Red gum, like--
Oh yeah, is it like cinnamon?
Cinnamon, yeah.
I don't even know.
Once the spice hits, there's no flavor anymore.
The cinnamon's been washed away.
That cinnamon's going away right now.
[GROWLING] This is a dare food if there ever was one.
No one would ever snack on this.
This is THE dare food.
I don't think there's a better one.
Oh, no!
This is like the roller coaster ride of spicy foods,
but you don't strap in.
I want to actually cry.
I want to really cry.
It's getting worse!
The attack is really slow.
The sustain is high.
We did five seconds.
That's it.
I'm getting tingly.
Big Boy Britches here isn't handling it as well as I am.
Oh, no, this is a 10.
Miserable.
This is a 10.
This breaks the scale.
This is off the charts.
It's off the scale.
It's a 10.
It's hot.
It's so much hotter.
So much hotter.
Than the Burn or Bliss or the Carolina Reaper.
So much hotter.
[GROANING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
This is The World's Hottest Chocolate Bar.
It's the hottest one in the world.
It's a Vat19 exclusive.
I think we should only do one.
Oh, yeah.
I don't even know if I want to do one piece.
And the challenge is to do one of these a minute.
It's just the Test Lab, so we're just
going to find out how this compares to the other things
we've eaten today.
Bottoms up?
(HIGH VOICE) Bottoms up?
Bottoms down in the toilet.
Oh, gosh.
2, 3.
Oh, no.
Oh, dear Lord.
Oh, I'm Dr. Frankenstein.
Why did I make this?
So the flavor.
I don't even remember the flavor.
Oh, it's the worst thing in the world.
I mean, it kind of tastes chocolatey.
This is about as much of a dare food as you can get.
It's designed as a dare food.
It's not a snack food.
It's a slow build, but it's coming hard, like a train.
[COUGHS] It hasn't stopped yet.
I hate it.
I don't know about The World's Hottest Chocolate Bar.
This is world's hottest food.
Oh, God!
That was one piece!
[HICCUPS] OK.
On a scale of 1 to 10?
It's off the chart.
I mean, we've gotta move everything down.
It's a 10, as spicy as as the Toe of Satan.
It's just a different delivery method.
Scale of 1 to 10?
There's no number.
[STOMPING FEET]
You're drooling.
I am?
Ah, sorry.
It's a 10.
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[BEEP]
Hey, can I have a raise?
[BREATHES HEAVILY]
Drool if I can have a raise.
[PANTING AND LAUGHING]
Yes!
Advantage Danny.
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