[APPLAUSE]
Thanks for being here.
Oh, no problem.
First time on the show.
You're here, you're out of your house.
Are you happy?
Yes, oh, I'm so happy.
I love being out of my house.
[LAUGHTER]
I know, right.
We can't hug, but I'm so happy to see you.
And I love that dress.
Right?
Yeah.
Isn't it stunning?
It sure is.
Should you say who it is?
Do we want to give them a plug?
You don't know who it is.
You know?
You don't know who it is.
I don't.
OK, well, we'll find out.
When I post it on Instagram, I'll tag it.
I will redeem myself.
All right, good.
So you're the host of Nailed It.
I assume almost daily people just say nailed it to you.
Yeah, they love screaming at me, which
is nice that they like it.
But come on, please stop it.
Once a car was coming towards me, and I was like, oh my God,
am I going to get hit?
And it stopped just short of me, and the man lay down and went,
almost nailed it.
And I was like--
Oh my God.
--that's terrifying.
And then my doctor--
I had surgery on my ankle because I fell down the stairs
and my foot was on backwards, so I had surgery.
And my doctor put screws in it.
And when I saw him, or when I woke up a couple hours later,
he was like, nailed it.
And I was like, nothing will be funnier.
Oh my God, that's going to be the rest of your life,
unfortunately.
It's OK.
Yeah, it is.
And I'm glad that you're out of your boot
or whatever you had on.
That's good you're walking.
Yeah.
So you have, because of the show now, Wipe Out,
you have lots of kids that are your fans.
Yeah, Wipe Out, Nailed It, I guess I'm a kids' host.
But my stand-up isn't really kid friendly.
It's not daytime friendly either.
But people ask me to host Nailed It themed parties.
And I'm like, I'll do it for a price, $1 million, OK?
And everything is à la carte.
If I got to look at them, that's more.
If you want to hug, that's more.
If you want the full gish, like me
dressing up fully like Nicole the curly, that's more.
How many have you booked?
None.
OK.
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah, I think it's just a little too expensive.
Yeah, now when you say stand-up, you
must especially-- people who do stand-up had to get
shut down for a year.
But you're doing it again, right?
Yes, she's back at it, doing outdoor shows.
My first show back I was in the middle of this joke that's
like a year old.
You know, you tell it for a year, you know it.
Right.
Midway through it I was like, hmm, what, what, what's next?
So then I open my joke notebook, I was like, oh OK, yeah,
that's it.
It's good, OK.
Buckle up, it's going to get real good.
So then I started again and I was like, oh wait, I forgot.
So it's going well.
We don't have the luxury.
Like, singers can just put the mic out and they sing.
And we could just put the mic out if they know your bit,
and they could just do the bit back to you.
I mean, that would be nice.
It'd be easy.
It'd be very easy.
I think I would forget my stuff.
If you can just have a notebook open, that's very helpful.
Yeah, maybe I'll start doing that.
Yeah, it's a new thing.
That'll be your thing.
Yeah, my thing.
They're like, where is our notebook?
And I'm like, right here everybody.
Opened it.
What a weird thing to be known for.
They're like, oh, Nicole and that little notebook.
Yeah, she's the one who reads from the notebook.
So Wipe Out, that show looks, first of all, fun, also,
impossible.
Yeah.
Does anyone ever get through any of the obstacles?
People do you get through, but not
without falling down, and falling in the water,
having to crawl back up.
And then sometimes people get so close,
and you're like, oh my God, you're going to do it,
you're going to do it.
And they're like, no.
And then they fall and you're like, oh.
You just feel for them.
And their bodies bend in such incredible ways.
Yeah, and it's you and John Cena.
Yes.
What's that like working with him?
Oh wow, what a treat.
I'm 100% sure he had no idea who I was.
He was just like, oh boy, this is a nice lady.
She's so-- oh, she's the co-host, OK.
But he's so nice.
I really like him.
Yeah.
And he smells rich.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, you get close to someone you're like,
oh, you have the money.
This scent is everything.
He's great.
I like him.
Rich smell, yeah.
You're fantastic.
Come back any time.
Oh, what a treat.
Thank you.
All right, it's Wipe Out.
It airs Thursdays at 9:00 on TBS and Nailed
It is available on Netflix.
That's yours.
Take it.
Is there vodka in it?
Uh-huh, take it.
All right, we'll be back.