- Oh God!
Oh God.
(excited whooping)
(futuristic sounds)
- [Zach] Today we're gonna be playing
Resident Evil 3 but we're not gonna
be killing any zombies.
- [Angel] This is a competition and basically
the person who kills the least amount
of zombies is going to be the winner.
- Killing a zombie will give you
negative two points.
- If you shoot a zombie in the kneecaps
so that they're just crawling,
that's negative one points.
- Game over or death it is negative two points.
- Other than that you're good to go.
- As far as survival horror goes,
I might not look like it
but I'm a real big fan.
So I think I'm gonna slay this challenge.
- Survival horror games aren't really my thing.
- No one is gonna expect me to be really good
at this but I think I'm gonna be really good at this.
- I think I'm gonna do pretty well in the challenge.
I'm gonna try to be just juking
all over the place.
- I think Zach might win.
Only because Zach has played a whole
Resident Evil game before with me
and has the skillset.
All right it's time to play some
Resident Evil and kill no zombies.
- Okay she's waking up.
Oh she just slept in all her clothes
and her shoes?
- Is this a dream?
I hope this is a dream.
- This has to be a nightmare.
(gunshot)
- That was a terrible dream!
Oh my God.
- September 28th.
Raccoon City.
The phone rings.
- Is this Joe Valentine?
The one the only.
Oh no though.
Can I kill him?
Is he a zombie?
Does this have something to do with my
you know creative art project on the wall?
Because dude I'm so sorry.
What?
Why is that coming out of his hand?
(video game character screaming)
- You better object dude.
Get out of town.
I'm all limping.
I need a little green herb.
It's medicinal. (laughing)
- So run!
My favorite button.
Do I have a gun?
Oh you have a gun.
A gun that I will not use. Oh here we go.
Uh.
I'm gonna leave you alive,
how about that?
- We're out of here.
I feel like one of them little speed run players.
Get to the parking lot (mumbles).
Okay I guess.
(video game dialogue)
(laughing)
It is me.
- We're on level one parking,
I think this is the parking,
this is where you go--nope.
Okay.
We gotta go,
Who would use an elevator?
Oh God.
- Okay this is gonna be my first big test.
Okay just gotta hit the elevator button.
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon.
That was a closer one.
But I freaking juked them.
Let me in, let me in, let me in.
Oh my gosh.
- Girl I'm glad I didn't get in your little helicopter.
Girl we gotta go.
Why the car don't wanna start?
If this was a Prius this wouldn't be happening.
We knocked him off the building
but also how aren't we dead?
You saw how she wasn't wearing her seatbelt,
right?
- He's on fire now?
Now he's not on fire?
Oh my God a hottie saved me.
I like this game.
(laughs loudly)
He could save me any day.
(quiet video game dialogue)
- Exactly,
six feet apart.
(video game dialogue)
- I thought you knew what was going on, Carlos.
Hello?
(video game dialogue)
All right. What do you need me to do?
(video game dialogue)
All right.
Didn't take much convincing.
(video game dialogue)
- Like wait!
You could not wait to call us.
- Oh ho ho!
Oh yeah.
I'ma be using this Quick Step.
And I-- op!
So far so good.
- Handgun ammo?
We might as well take it.
We're not gonna use it cause we're
crushing this.
Oh god.
(excited shouting)
(video game dialogue)
- He's kinda far away.
Doesn't another place on this go?
Oh.
Probably past them.
- So you need to get something
to use the hydrant which is very annoying.
Jukes!
Eh!
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon!
Nah no, no, no!
Wait are you ki--
She's fine?
Definitely not fine I got
uh bitten twice.
- We're fine, we're fine, this is fine.
I'm fine.
This is so fine.
I'm so fine right now.
You guys can't even understand how-
(screaming and laughing)
- The pharmacy might just have stuff that's good for me.
Am I gonna risk it?
(growling from video game)
Oh my gosh!
Really taking a beating.
Oh hello!
Oh please don't be a dead end.
Oh it is.
Oh I really screwed myself here.
Okay the juke thing doesn't really work that well.
- This way looks like a door,
it's lit up.
You know positive vibes?
So far no zombo's. Proud of me, proud of m-
(screaming)
Here we go, here we go.
Okay get her on the zombo again.
Get her on the zombo!
(whimpering) (screaming)
Oh good job Jill!
You did it Jill!
Jilly.
Jillybear you're crazy.
You're crushing this.
Oh god.
Oh shirt- I think that might be it for her.
(buzzer beeping)
I should've just shot some zombos.
Oh it started me from here?
Are you kidding me?
All right fine.
- Oh my gosh.
You know what?
I'm tired of
(buzzer beeping)
her getting her neck bit.
I'm taking the point,
whatever.
Hey.
No more fire.
Except a little bit.
- Oh my gosh.
(gunshots) (dogs growling)
(buzzer beeping)
Do zombie dogs count?
(gunshots) (buzzer beeping)
- Okay this way?
Okay, okay, okay.
(buzzer beeping)
Uh does this count?
I'm still alive.
(buzzer beeping)
Don't bring that here,
we like dogs.
Don't do that.
- Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god.
Are you freaking kidding me?
(buzzer beeping)
(shouting)
Here we go!
(shouting)
Fork, fork!
Where are you dog?
Where are you?
C'mere.
I have like so few bullets left.
(buzzer beeping)
Great I'm out of bullets. - You know where I'm at?
Yeah you know where I'm at.
You know where I'm at-
oh my gosh.
(gunshots) (buzzer beeping)
oh wait ha ha!
Okay that probably counts.
Uh whoa that was a sick roll.
Let's go.
Oh am I learning?
Nope I'm not.
- I feel like I'm not talking as much
because I'm just so scared.
What is that?
Is he gonna try and bite us?
(video game gasping)
open the box.
Is it the lock pick?
It is.
- She already knew how to lock pick.
And there we are.
(gasping)
- In the hell was that?
I know you lying.
Look up.
This is not consensual and I want
everyone to know about it.
I have parasites?
- Okay I've gotta reactivate some circuits.
Okay oh!
That looks like a circuit box.
I'm holding it, I'm holding it.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Where is it?
Ah shoot it!
(screaming)
Did I just die?
Fabulous. (buzzer beeping)
- You've just gotta hold that X button.
Oh I gotta do that four times?
That's a parasite not a zombie.
(video game dialogue)
That's how I feel Jill.
Oh she threw it up.
Oh okay she's fine now, all she had to do was throw up.
Sometimes that's all you have to do.
- Why is it so dark?
Who's not paying the light bill in here?
- Shoot it!
Jill shoot it!
Shoot it Jill!
Oh God I don't have ammo.
I don't have ammo.
I gotta just shiv it.
Hit it with the knife, how do you hit it with the knife?
God no, no!
Hit it with the knife!
Jill hit it with the knife!
No get up!
(screaming)
How do I?
How do I hit it with the knife?
Shirt.
- Okay let's go.
Three of four.
Get out of here.
- I don't even know if I can outrun these things,
but I'm just running.
I'm all in (beep) right now.
Okay.
- Trying to get the heck out of (screaming).
Run Jill!
Run!
- Let me guess,
one's gonna be behind me.
Out of nowhere like always.
Op!
In front of me this time.
(video game dialogue)
Boom.
Done.
- I am so happy that I won.
I haven't been doing that well
on other challenges.
But this one I felt like was really
in my element.
- I thought I played pretty well,
but if someone else beat me,
good for them.
That's pretty good.
- I lost.
I'm not surprised.
But I had a good time, you know?
So did I truly lose?
Yes.
(boom)
(intense music)
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