Come on Nathan get in here.
That's not even an elevator.
Good morning everybody!! Two days in a row; people keep doubting me, there telling me oh rice won't post everyday
ITS EVERYDAY!!
In my past three videos, I've been seeing a lot of dislikes.
Look at this type of stuff. Stop watching my videos if you're gonna dislike, alright.
I'M SICK OF IT! I am literally SICK OF IT!
So, Stop with the dislikes right now. Right this instant!
I just woke up and that explains the bad hair, the bad face, and--
Ricegum: Oh sorry, sorry; she just made the bed and I just ran all over it
Right now, I'm actually getting my windows
tinted; I can't even sit here and enjoy the view
because there's always people just camping out there, looking up at the window.
I don't have privacy; but now, the homie's tinting it out.
But look guys,
look look look look.
My roommate, Faze Banks,
It's his birthday in two days.
In two days, my boy, Banks.
My roommate, it's his birthday. In two days! Right?
Which means I need to get the boy a present.
I don't know what to get 'em. I really don't. Should I get 'em some merch?
If you saw yesterdays video, you guys saw me talk about the new merch.
Look at this guys, it is just glossy!
But it wasn't always that cool.
Like this was the first sample guys, as you guys can see it's not even shiny
You know what I mean, and I was like
WE CAN'T BE HAVING THIS AVERAGE AVERAGE MERCH, WE NEED TO HAVE THIS!
But nah that's not really that good of a present.
Thats my roommate, that's My BOI. I gotta go get him something good.
So I'm about to go out in the world, I need to take a shower.
Do all this stuff and then, you know...
I could go in the real world, but I need to get my boi a gift.
Alright! So I filmed that intro like two days ago.
Because like after that, I went to go shopping
to buy Banks something and I was thinking like
"Dude! Banks watches all my videos-"
"He watch all my videos. He's going to know what I bought him."
"I wanted to make it a surprise, so that's why I didn't post in the last two days"
"But look guys, look. It's his birthday right now, go tell him happy birthday."
But I just surprised him.
Yo it's Bank's birthday.
"Alright, who wants to go first?"
"Mitch go first."
"Dude you said you wanted this so I got it for you"
OHHHHH
Damn it matches your pants
"Alright, his turn"
Banks: "Dude, this is lit!
RiceGum: "My turn, My turn! "
Banks:"OH!!!!"
RiceGum:"Yo" (you dog)
(i'll stop now)
For sure
Banks: "That's lit! Those were actually some gifts!"
RiceGum: "Guys, I didn't know what to give him. He literally has everything."
"Cause if there's something that he wants, he just goes out and buys it."
"I mean me, I if I want to buy myself a birthday present I wouldn't even know what to get, because i have everything I want!"
*humble much?*
"Yeah man, Banks man, great guy I wish got him something with more sentimental value, but it was kinda last second"
"So I just bought him somethin' real quick."
"But, I mean, I saw he had these new dogs, whatever, whatever, Their eating out this ordinary, you know, dog bowl"
"I was like: 'Hey, Why not buy him a rare Supreme' "
"When I say 'rare,' these are going to be hard to find-"
*Notification sound*
"Team Ten has a new house?"
*CLICK*
Jake Paul: "Oh, hey! Didn't see ya there"
"welcome to mah crib! Come on in!"
"So we start off here in the grand "foyeee"
"Look how grand it is!!"
"SO MANY BALLS"
*WiNkS* (stfu)
RiceGum: "ALRIGHT MAN! We're 5 seconds in the house where he's already cracking these cringy jokes!"
"It looks like a nice big house,
I wanna see the whole tour, but I don't know if I can sit through this whole, whole cringefest!"
Jake Paul: "So we make our way to, uh, this area over here *cough laugh?*"
"Did ya skip the elevator? I don't think so."
"We have an elevator. It's coming.."
RiceGum: "Alright man, I'll give it to the man. Any house with an elevator just makes the house automatically cool...
the thing is their house is only 2 floors, and like take the stairs!"
"Our house has 8 floors, so sometimes going up and down is kind hard."
"So we need an ELEVATOR. Y'ALL GOT TWO FLOORS boi, getcho lazy ass-"
JP: "Now guys I wanna introduce you to something that we're gonna do"
"We want your help" RiceGum: ("Me?")
JP: "building this flippin' house. I dunno what to decorate--"
.POTATO SKINS.
what you think should go in different places."
RiceGum: "Alright, you heard the man he said he needs our help building his house for him"
"I mean, I'm really good at interior designing-" (*cough*)
Chantel: "Our help. I heard someone say 'our help.' "
Ricegum: "Where did you come from?"
"Alright, guys he need our help apparently, alright, I got you boy, Alright here we go."
"We put a Ricegum poster right here" *POOF*
"alright boom!"
"Eh, Um a fridge maybe, Might put a microwave on top,
and then a rope hanging downward with like a swirly thing, and a chair underneath,
just right around there in stuff.
"What were you thinking?"
Chantel: "I think you should put like a vanity, to put your make up."
"Yeah, I think that would be very useful for him."
RiceGum: "There ya go"
JP: "Washers, dryers."
"All types of cleaning supplies" *record scratch* (wait bro uh there's--)
Chantel: "Yeah, I heard one washer, one dryer, singular!"
RiceGum: "He said washer with an s, There's only ONE WASHER!"
"ONE DRYER!"
JP:"Now we're moving again into
the gym area. Check this thing out guys."
"Walk in and it's literally sick bro, so much space!"
"CHECK OUT THE VIEW BA-"
RiceGum: "Alright the views pretty nice, and our views is like of the hills,
*trying to humbly show off like*
so that's also cool too, but I'll give it to them, It's a pretty dope view."
Chantel: "It's all good baby"
JP: "Alright we come into the flippin' bathroom, I got this cutesy little tub CHECK IT! Watch! So Cute"
RiceGum: "What was that? He just said he would- " Chantel: "Yeah he made it a lot less cute than it was to begin with. Just puttin' that out there.
RiceGum: "Lets keep going..."
JP: "Imma give you all that outside household mega-flippin’ mansion tour baby"
"Ok so we have a 50 flippin' car parking lot
With this giant beautiful statue"
"I shall call him Bob" (what an original name)
"Uhh hey Bob!"
*Sexually Assaults sculpture*
Good Morning Bob! WOOh
RiceGum: "I don't like how he just touched his butt"
"Bob is a real person, he has feelings too
you can't just come up to someone randomly,
and touch their butt like that."
Chantel: "Ya that's violating RiceGum: "That's sexual assault, That's not cool man!,
Bob has feelings!"
JP: "Alright, imma take you round this way"
"On the side of the house we have more patio space, We got the pool hot tub"
" There’s a hot tub up there."
"We got more space all types of space! We got big spaces, little spaces, and check. out. this. pool, we have water for days"
RiceGum: "Alright, Guys he has a pretty big yard, he has 2 pools, we only have 1 pool."
Chantel: "true"
RiceGum: "I'll give him props
JP: "I don’t know where anyone is but I think we should go on our first elevator ride together. YES!"
"C'mon Nathan get in here"
*touches elevator? parts?*
RiceGum: "Alright! At the start of the video he said he had a elevator, I was like "okay" "You know, good s***."
"He opens it up! That's not even a elevator!"
*cus hes the leading expert on elevators!*
"YOU GUYS WANNA SEE A ELEVATOR!? ILL SHOW YOU GUYS A ELEVATOR!"
"This is an elevator, alright."
"Shit, Nick Crompton couldn't even fit in that." *Chantel Laughs*
"No, but in all seriousness, that's a real elevator,
I don't know what their bull**** contraption they were calling an 'elevator' Like that's not an elevator"
"Like, I'm telling you, If Tessa and Nick Crompton hop in that sh*t, IT WOULD BREAK! It's just over capacity!"
"Nah but for real I think it's pretty dope that they have a lot of yard space to just maneuver,
and they have 2 pools , you know we only have 1.
"I'll give em props on that"
"I'm honestly curious, how much is their house even worth?"
"I really don't want to expose their address, but same for our address, nowadays everything is on the internet on google"
"It really shouldn't be hard to find the cost of the house..."
"HERE WE GO, BOOM! $7.3 Million dollars, that is a lot of money!"
"Our house is like 13 or 14 mil, I forgot but doesn't really make sense like, it confuses me,
*JUST BEND OVER AND SHOW YOUR GOLD PLATED ASS ALREADY*
because like our house and the team 10 house is like the same bigness" (is bigness a word??)
"And like why is our house so much more expensive?"
"I'm pretty sure like location, I'm guessing that the team 10 house is really far."
"I don't know. Being in the hills in the center of LA"
might you know, play a factor I don't know but let's just scrap all the price tags on the houses"
"Honest to God question"
"This is our house at night, this is their house at night,
this is our house in the morning, this is their house in the morning."
Question: "Who has the cooler house?
From the outside
Clout house or Team ten house?"
"Just vote in the comments"
"I'm just reallly curious"
"It won't hurt my feelings"
"I just wanna know honest to God!!"
"Thing about our house though, before you guys vote, there is a law now that just got passed in LA"
"Where like you can't build"
"A house that is that high on the hills"
"Four story houses are like illegal now to build, right?" (catch his drift?)
"So this house was like built before the law was placed, so there’s no other house like this"
"AND OUR SHIT IS GLASS"
"So yeah guys vote honestly, I just wanna know, it won’t hurt my feelings."
"Because at the end of the day, it doesn't even matter who has the 'cooler house'."
"I know Youtubers that are just making dope content out of like a frickin' apartment or like out of their Mom's house."
You know what I'm sayin', I'm just really honestly just curious
But comment below, it won't hurt my feelings,
at the end of the day, it's who you surround yourself around.
And if your squad is consistent of this:
"Trabajando en Youtube"
"And this:"
"I am not a rapper, I'm Erika Costell"
"And this:"
"England is my city and if it weren't for team 10"
"And this:"
"Yo it's Tessa Brooks, the competition shook"
"And this:"
"To answer him back?" "Nah,No, They put US in THEIR titles, we don't put the in ours"
"laughs out"
"Then the house is about to be wack because all of those guys are-"
"Irrelevant now."
"Ayeee Irrelevant"
"Irrelevant"
"You're IRRELEVANT"
"BECAUSE THEY'RE IRRELEVANT"
"Yeah TheGabbieShow, another pretty Irrelevant Youtuber"
"I guess I'll learn some new words"
"IRRELEVANT"
*plays his own music, cause he's cool*