-Welcome back, everybody. It is time for "WeTweet."
Here we go.
-♪ "WeTweet" ♪
♪ "WeTweet" ♪
-This is "WeTweet."
This is where we, as a group,
decide something that we should post on Twitter.
I'm going to show you five different tweets,
and we're all going to vote on whether you
like each one or not.
You all have voting clickers at your seats?
You see them there?
Yeah. Wow. Perfect. [ Crowd cheering ]
Wow. Very vocal audience. -Very tweety.
-Yeah. You can vote for all of them
or you can vote for none of them.
Whatever you want to do, I just want you to have fun.
We're going to see the results live.
We have a very expensive polling system...
-Ooh!
-...that we spent millions of dollars.
-Really? -Yeah.
We won the Mega Millions last week...
-Are you kidding? Two weeks ago.
-...and spent all the budget on this
garage-door-remote-control polling system.
You press green if you like it, red if you don't love it.
Higgins, Roots, you all have clickers?
-Ready. -Alright.
Whichever tweet gets the most likes,
we will tweet it out live on the show right now
so that you can all like it and "WeTweet" it.
-Mm!
-It's a shared experience. Someone just walked out.
Alright, you guys ready for this?
Here's the first tweet is...
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-Wow. -Yeah.
Almost like a stunned silence.
-More like a, "Oh, I never thought of that."
-Yeah. Hmm.
Alright, I think if -- What do you think it's gonna be?
Tariq, what are you feeling? 50/50?
-Probably 50/50 on that one. -Yeah, I'm feeling that. Higgs?
-I'm feeling a little lower than 50/50.
60/40. -60/40 yes?
-No. 40/60.
I'm saying 40/60. -Okay.
I'm going to say probably -- I'm gonna say about
50-something votes.
-Oh, I thought you meant percentages.
-The votes are in. Let's see the results.
Here we go. [ Drumroll ]
-Ooh. -Gosh. Wow.
-Wow!
-Whew! Thank God I didn't write that one.
You did. -Oh, my gosh.
-You wrote it. -I wrote it, yeah.
-Yeah, yeah, of course.
-I thought it was a strong observation.
-This next one is...
♪♪
-It's a thinker.
That's an old-school thinker.
-Old school? Yeah. It's like, come on.
-Yeah.
-Yeah, it was like, "You know how hard my day was?"
-"What's that?" -"You know my needle I have?"
-"Yeah."
-"Well, I had to go look for it. You know how hard that was?"
-"Where'd you have to look for it?"
-"Well, I was doing my sewing on top of a haystack."
-"What?!"
"That seems awful." -Let's see the results.
[ Drumroll ] Ooh, man!
-Oh!
-Almost worse than the other one.
-Oh, wow!
-Again, I want to remind everyone,
these don't necessarily get better.
[ Laughter ]
Let's look at this next one, here. It goes...
♪♪
-Come on. That's clever.
-I mean, I don't know.
-You don't like this one either. -Some people are dancing.
Some people are just like, "No, I'm waiting."
-"I'm done with this." -Alright, here we go.
Let's see the results on this one.
[ Drumroll ] -Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa! 138.
-That's not bad.
That might be -- So far, that's by far --
-It's more than doubled the other ones.
-Yeah, it's doubled the other -- Yeah.
Alright, next up, it says...
-Now they're loosened up. Yep. ♪♪
-Yeah.
-Sliding on the ice. -I feel good.
-You feel good about this one? -I feel good about this one.
Tariq, you feel good?
-Yeah, I mean, I think this is as good as it's gonna get.
-What?
-I think this is as good as it's going to get.
-Oh.
-We still have one more after this.
-Yeah, I don't know.
I don't believe in that, the last one.
-You think this is it. -I think this is it.
-You think this is the highest one.
-Yeah. This is the top of the haystack.
[ Drumroll ]
-Whoa! -Oh, my God!
[ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪
-Wow!
-I think that one's gonna be the winner.
It's gonna be the top of the haystack. Alright.
-I think it doesn't matter what the next --
-No, don't put your clicker down!
You're putting the clicker down?
-Yeah. -Come on, bud. No, come on.
You got to be in it to win it, man.
-This is a clicker drop.
-No, they work, they work.
-Okay, okay. -Alright, this last one.
-This is the last one, right? -Last one here says...
♪♪
-Come on!
-You got to have faith. -Come on!
-George Michael said it best, "You got to have faith."
-Oh, yeah.
You got to risk it to get the biscuit.
-That's right. He said that, too.
-I'm going "yes" on this one.
-Yeah, of course I'm voting "yes" on that.
-I mean, of course. We've all done that.
We've all done that.
At least you and Higgins and I have.
-Yeah. -Yes.
-For sure.
But, I mean, these guys,
it doesn't seem like that type of audience.
-Do you think that they're, like, a very fit audience?
-Yeah, I think they're fit.
I think this audience wants what they want,
and they're going to get up
and they're going to go get the remote.
[ Crowd cheering ]
-You're not running for president.
I mean, come on.
I love the audience more than you do.
-I think it's the best audience in the world.
-In the world. No, I said that. -That's what I think.
[ Crowd cheering ]
-New York City audiences. -Oh, my gosh.
Let's see -- let's see the results.
[ Drumroll ]
Oh, no!
That's not the winner.
The winner is number four, right here.
That is the tweet right there. [ Dinging ]
I will post this during the commercial break.
If you see it on your feed,
give it a like, give it a "WeTweet," and enjoy.