Come on, Chandler.
I want this part so much.
Just one kiss. I won't tell anyone.
Joey, no means no.
- Hey, hi. - Hey.
I'm sorry. W-we don't have your sheep.
Oh, Rach, I think you look cute.
And you, huh! You..
You I could eat with a spoon.
Get away from me. I said no.
Hey, guys, Richard buzzed. He's waiting downstairs.
Oh, Richard's here?
I should run down and say goodbye to him.
- Bye. Good luck. - Bye.
So, how's your date with your cyber-chick going?
Ooh, hey, what is all that?
Oh, it's a web site.
It's the Guggenheim Museum.
See, uh, she likes art, and...I like funny words.
[clears throat]
What does she mean by "HH"?
It...means we're holding hands.
Are you the cutest?
I'm afraid I might just be.
You know what I think is so great?
That you are totally into this person
and yet, for all you know, she could be, like
90 years old or have two heads, or..
...it could be a guy.
Okay, it's not a guy, alright?
I know her.
It could be, like, a big, giant guy.
Man, I got this close to him
and Monica kneed me in the back.
What's going on?
We were just wondering if Chandler's girlfriend's a girl.
Oh, just ask her how long she's going to live.
Women live longer than men.
How do you not fall down more?
Okay, ask her what is her
current method of birth control.
Alright.
[clears throat]
"My husband is sleeping with his secretary."
She's married?
Well, at least we know she's a woman.
I can't believe she's married.
Oh, man, I'm sorry.
This must be really tough for you, huh?