>> James: THERE HE IS!
HOW ARE YOU?
>> SO HAPPY TO BE ON THE SHOW.
>> James: WE'RE SO EXCITED TO HAVE YOU.
>> YEAH, ABOUT THAT-- YOU KNOW I WANT TO BE ON THAT COUCH MORE
THAN ANYTHING, JAMES.
THERE'S JUST ONE PROBLEM.
MY MOM'S HERE.
SHE SAYS THE ONLY WAY I CAN GET ON THE SHOW IS IF YOU WIN HER
APPROVAL.
I'M SORRY.
>> James: DON'T WORRY YOUR LITTLE FACE, MOMS LOVE ME.
♪ YOUR MOM IS MY MOM AND MY MOM IS YOUR MOM
♪ IT WOULD TAKE AN ETERNITY TO BREAK US... ♪
IT BEATS ME.
HENRY, I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOUR MOM WAS HERE.
I ONLY SEE YOUR YOUNGER SISTER.
I'M KIDDING, GET IN HERE.
OH HOW ARE YOU?
LISTEN, IT'S GREAT TO HAVE YOU HERE.
A LITTLE GIFT I GOT YOU JUST TO LET YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I
APPRECIATE YOU BOTH BEING HERE.
IT'S AUTOGRAPHED SO YES, PROBABLY WORTH QUITE A BIT OF
MONEY.
>> MY HENRY HAS WORKED TOO HARD TO JUST END UP HERE WITH YOU.
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> ARGH!
IT LOOKED SO MUCH EASIER IN THE MOVIE.
>> MA!
>> James: WHAT'D SHE SAY?
>> SHE SAID YOU'RE DOING GREAT, WELL DONE.
>> I WANT TO MAKE THIS CLEAR: YOU ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR OUR
FAMILY.
YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOUR OWN FAMILY.
>> James: OH, IT'S ON.
IT IS ON!
OH, AND HE'S DONE IT!
>> I THINK WE'RE DONE HERE.
>> REALLY, DID YOU HAVE TO BEAT HER?
>> James: WHAT?
IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOUR MOM SUCKS AT MAHJONG.
>> MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST FORGET IT.
THIS WILL NEVER WORK.
>> James: I'M WILLING TO FIGHT FOR US.
I'M GOING TO GIVE THIS ONE LAST SHOT.
LOOK, I KNOW YOU DON'T THINK I'M GOOD ENOUGH FOR
HENRY, AND YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.
BUT ONE DAY HE'S GOING TO BE ON ANOTHER LATE-NIGHT TALK SHOW.
I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER THIS AND THINK OF ME AND EVERYTHING I
SACRIFICED BECAUSE IF I CAN'T HAVE HIM AS A GUEST ON MY SHOW,
I DON'T WANT ANY GUEST.
ON MY SHOW.
I QUIT.
>> JAMES!
STOP!
STAY THERE, YOU CAN'T LEAVE LIKE THIS.
I NEED TO DO THE SHOW.
AND YOU NEED TO HOST IT.
>> James: BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR MOTHER?
>> WELL, SHE SAID YOU CAN'T HOST WITHOUT THIS.
>> James: WAIT, DOES THIS MEAN SHE APPROVES?
>> IT DOES.
>> James: OH, I LOVE YOU TOO.
I MEAN, LET'S BE COOL AND DO THE SHOW.
ALL RIGHT?
LET'S DO IT.