I don’t wanna google… these things..no I don’t wanna google these things….
Buttt you make me so…..
Hello…welcome back to the most amazing channel on the internet.
I am your Most amazing host, Rebecca Felgate and we recently made a little video called
the Top 10 things you shouldn’t google part ? BTS
Before we get into the video, I want to remind you that we have …Merch
I actually also made a Harry Potter Things You shouldn’t google on my own channel too…so
even though I sound like I may not love it, I guess I do
OKAY let’s start things off with a bang…at number 10, we have Naked Jar Jar Binks…
Ahhh…everyone’s least favourite star wars character in his creepiest of bodily states….
Yeah, you never see it on screen, but that doesn’t mean that people haven’t imagined
it.
Believe me they have, and believe me, you don’t want to see it.
Although if you do want to horrify yourself today, then maybe check out this promotional
star wars Jar Jar binks tongue candy.
EW.
‘cause everyone wants to make out with Jar Jar, right?
http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/starwars-merch-12.jpg 9 - Peanut Butter Baby Movement.
I think the peanut butter baby vine was kind of gross anyway… but it sparked a whole
wave of naked adults covering themselves in peanut butter and rubbing themselves.
It’s not hot…it’s sticky, weird and gross.
Speaking of sticky weird and gross, don’t google Spiderman and Elsa at number 8
Elsa gate was a big thing in 2017, as youtube channels started exploiting the popularity
of kid friendly characters and started making them do weird sexual stuff together.
I don’t know if it is really that bad, but you don’t really want to be giving those
guys traffic.
Just don’t google burns victims at number 7…fore entirely reasonable and obvious reasons!
Open wounds aren’t great…and the aftermath of a burns tragedy is awful and very sad.
Stay away from it.
EEesh, this next thing you shouldn’t google was a thing I found while I was googling things
I shouldn’t google….It is a downward spiral…we have Egyptian Nightmare at number 6.
Actually, Eqyptian nightmare is what I googled that led me down this pretty awful rabbit
hole.
There is a creator out there who creates graphic novel style stories…only the genre is female
peril.
Soo…he generates stories and images of sexy unconscious girls and the stories behind them.
It is pretty awful.
As are the comments on his Patreon, where one funder requests images of girls being
cradle carried while bound by two men.
Great!
Graphic novels for serial killers and people who like seeing women suffer for sexual pleasure!
Pretty awful at number 5 don’t google Djibril Cisse injury.
Like….
Sporting injures are grim and Cisse’s leg break was horrifying.
Despite suffering this horrible looking leg snap in front of cameras in 2004, he went
on to recover and play in the 2010 world cup!
Blimey.
Okay, don’t say I didn’t warn you…the top four are not safe for work…or life,
really…ever.
EVER.
4 - Girls Squirt Paint Think like a mixture of two girls one cup
and tub girl….with actual paint and canvases.
If you don’t get any of the references here… like.. maybe leave it at that.
You don’t need to know.
I wish I didn’t know.
Sincerely. 3 - Dragon Sex Calendar
Or maybe do if that kinda thing is your bag… but…yeah…dragons….doing it…there is
something I never thought about.
https://i1.wp.com/under25usd.com/wp-content/uploads//2016/11/3-1024x794-640x533.jpg?resize=640%2C533 https://www.dragonsexcalendar.com/
2 – Fingering Fruit for Feminism I would consider myself a feminist by definition
that I believe males and females deserve equal opportunities in their lives and I don’t
believe that is currently the situation.
I am passionate about the cause, but I think proving a point by fingering fruit in a sexual
suggestive way isn’t entirely necessary.
Artist Stephanie Sarley went created some seriously evocative, and squelchy art…and
she even added milk to some of her…urm..works.
It’s a bit much.
Finally at number one….
Trust me….
Please don’t google Ovipsositor Splorch.
Urm.
So.
Sorry to ruin your day, but there is a fetish out there where people want eggs inplanted
inside them for sexual gratification...
The splorch makes this possible … Their veiny, their silicone, their phallic, and
they will plant an egg inside you.
There are videos.
Of the creator testing them out.
Even those you don’t want to see.
So that was the Top 10 Things You Shouldn’t Google Part 9….
Did any of you actually google any of these things?
I hope for your sake that you didn’t…it’s too much.
Shall I make a part 10?
Let me know!
Also…any suggestions for things that I definitely shouldn’t be googling?
THANKS etc Why not watch our part one of the things you
shouldn’t google, for old times sake, and our top 10 things you shouldn’t say to Siri.