Hey everyone welcome back to most amazing top 10 Im your host Che Durena.
Are you guys ready for it.
When all of us and the boy get suited up to take on Area 51 and unlock all the alien secerts.
Its all going down on September 20th and if youre a real one youll be there.
This is going to be the event of a lifetime and at the end well have jetpacks, portal
guns and a bunch of us will know what its like to bang an alien.
And I guess the biggest question is, after the sun has set and all the kyles, karens,
cheek clappers and naruto runners are victorious, what are we actually going to find in the
secret military base?
That’s why we got todays list of top 10 Scary items that could be in area 51.
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10 Sexy Aliens
Ive thought of it, youve thought of it, there has been ten thousand memes about, what would
happen if we all storm area 51 and theres a bunch of sexy aliens in there that make
you have weird feelings in your pantalones.
This would really shake up the dating scene because I know at least one of you out there
is gonna try and sleep with one of these sexy googas.
And hey it might be cool like every time captian Kirk did it in star trek.
That guy laid more pipe across the universe than BP oil with a hyperdrive.
But what if you catch some sort of weird alien STD that turns your junk into a squid and
you have to keep it moist or your little ding dong will fall off.
Or what if you fall in love with your new hot space lady and then you try to get married
but people protest and we gotta legalize alien human marriage.
So much stress, but if no one else wants to smooch the drop dead star lady then I guess
Ill take one for the team.
9 That one Alien that was in containment for a reason
So my fellow area 51 attackers, when we enevidably breakdown the walls and free the oppressed
aliens the first thing were probably going to do is start opening doors.
So there is a chance that we will let something out that was locked up for a reason.
You could bust open a containment cell hoping for a plasma rifle and then next thing you
know a monster that looks like Kathulu crossed with the devil starts snatching up people
and shoving them up his own butt.
Just remember we should find the guide book to all the secret rooms before we start opening
doors.
We dont want to accidentally wake up dracula and start the end of mankind
8 Teleportation Devices
If theres anything Im certain of, its that there is some sort of experimental teleportation
device locked away in that secret base.
And once I get my hands on it youll never need to sit on an 8 hour flight with a screaming
baby again.
You wanna go to Cuba?
Lets go there in a second, wanna go across the universe and try out so super cool alien
video games, we can do that too.
When this thing is out in the wild we are going to tear down the car, airplane, bus
and every other transportation industry.
Its only super cool teleporting from here on out.
And!
It would be so much better for the environment.
We would give the world a much better way to travel and saving mother nature all at
the same time, this is so beautiful.
The only rule with the teleportation machine is no creepers, if you use it to blink into
someones bedroom or pop into someone shower your teleportation privileges are revoked
for life.
7 A Doomsday device
Im talking about a mega weapon, like something that makes a nuclear warhead look like one
of my farts after taco tuesday.
Something like little watch, and if you press a button on it a giant laser shoots down for
a satellite and melts a whole town.
Or maybe some sort of bio engineered super virus like ebola on steroids and 6 cups of
coffee.
If such a thing exists I think Area 51 is the definite place we could find it.
If there is a Doomsday device in there I hope it does something that incapacitates people
but in a cute way.
Like turns everyone into ducks, yeah a giant duck ray that could turn a country full of
hard working people trying to get that bread, into mallards who only live to get, well also
get that bread
6 Genetically engineered super kids
Test tube babies!!
What would happen if you raised a kid in a completely controlled environment with no
variables and every part of their life was scheduled.
Kids that were genetically engineered in a lab to be perfect in every way.
From the time they are hatched out of their little pods their brains are programmed for
whatever the area 51 officials want to use them for.
These kids would be like Jason Bourne times one million.
This is one that I could definitely believe.
Why wait for the perfect soldier to join the army when you could just grow one from scratch.
If you had a baby that was made perfectly in a lab from the time it was born you could
potentially make a perfect person, or at least keep trying until you got it right and then
through the mistakes out into the desert to fend for themselves.
5 Spaceships
This one is guaranteed, if we all just into area 51 and theres no spaceships Ill be so
choked.
Like dude WTF Area 51 you had one job and you blew it.
Imagine we raid the whole place and the only vehicle there is a 1997 toyota corolla with
some guy named Fred just trying to get er going but she dosent want to start.
But for sure theres gonna be a super speed flying saucer that we can jack and start taking
it across the world.
I would love that, we could start an MTV show called Party Saucer were we used the tractor
beam to pull random people off the street into the UFO and when get inside its a massive
rave.
Or just go on a huge food tour all across the world, the speed of our new super cool
space ship we could get it done in like weekend.
4 The Gravity Reactor
Ok with all the crazy stuff we have talked about on this list, this one is actually openly
talked about by people who have claimed to work at Area 51.
If you want a detailed breakdown on this start researching Bob Lazar, hes a scientist who
says hes worked hands on with the device.
Im now going to try and explain it, but remember I am dumb, so I really dont even understand
what Im saying.
So this reactor uses an element called element 115 which allows the reactor to bend gravity.
With this you can create gravity in front of the reactor and move at insane speed, you
can also distort light and become invisible.
These reactor could be used on weapons and ships, and again I really have no idea what
Im talking about so if you want more info look up Bob Lazar theres a whole rogan episode
with him.
3 Space Weapons
Theres gotta be some closet somewhere that is packed with every made up space movie weapon
ever.
We can bust them all out and finally see which ones are better.
All of meet in the center of the base and duel it out.
Energy sword vs lightsaber, gravity gun vs portal gun.
We could spend weeks in there just trying out all the weapons.
I know I would want some sort of power armor or iron man suit.
I wouldnt fight anyone with it, I would just love it for getting around and opening jars
of pickles
2 All the presidents
A big rumor on the internet is that if you become an american president, you never die.
You get given the super secret live forever formula and get to live out your days in secrecy.
You can now travel the world and do whatever you want with an unlimited access to money
and resources.
But every president must return to Area 51 to get juiced up again with the super secret
live forever formula.
I mean that seems like a pretty sweet deal.
1 Time Machine
Alright time for the big one guys.
What would any of us want more than a time machine.
You would be able to become some sort of time lord and change the world as to see fit.
Go back and ask that girl out that you were too scared to, take all your parents money
and invest it in amazon stocks, or just try what a peach tasted like before we sucked
all the nutrients out of the soil.
I think If I had a time machine I would just go way back to caveman time with some dope
belongings and become their god.
They would pray to be all day and bring be sweet pelts.
Either that or go way into the future were people are all hooked up to virtual paradies
and I would leave all you people behind in my amazing cyber world.
Also I would go back like 5 minutes and kiss myself on the lips.
Just because I think saying made everyone uncomfortable.
Now as promised lets get to the comments of the scary rick and morty theories video.
Fanf Fan wrote
Roses are dead Love is fake
Weddings are funerals with cake
A classic rick sanchez quoat, thank you for remiding us that nothing matters and everything
stinks.
Luis Chavez Is noone gonna point out he keeps saying c132
instead of c137 I mean he got it right 1 time
I apologize, Theres so many things to remember in this mulitverse show, its very easy to
get confused
Lone Wolf wrote "The alcoholic wonder" Can I use that plz?🙏👍
As long as you dont use it to describe me, its yours
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