Whoa them cheeks, like a fuckin Elf On The Shelf face headass.
Bro, did I tell you she was in my DMs?
Were you playing my new song?
No I wasn't. I was just playing so random song
What's up, G?
What's up, man
Haven't seen you forever! You got older. - A long time
He got older. Alright, so for other people that don't know me and Jacob have a very interesting past
We actually go way way back. No way farther than Lebon's hairline, and interesting enough
We used to hate each other. Boy, you legit look like a burnt sweet potato.
Tell me why your ears make you look like an elf?
But I was like you know why am I beefing with a 13 year old? So you know, I'm all about positivity
We squash the beef and now we're here colliding paths once again.
I've just been relaxing, you know. - I swear I heard you listening to my new song.- No!
I'm pretty sure. I would not be playing a Jacob Sartorius song, come on, bro
The song I thought you were listening to I just dropped the video -Really? - The music video and I brought the hard drive
Let me grab the chair, bro. I want to play it for you, is that cool with you? - Yeah, bro. - Alright alright
Dude, guys, I love analyzing music videos, you know, and just breaking it down
And he's just hearing if it's a good song or not so I mean I'll let you know if it's good enough
Yeah, I brought it to you for your opinion. It's expert opinion. Plug that in.
Alright the files right here. It's this? - yeah?
Man, the summer's gonna be over before we know it. - It's going mad slow.
Wait, it's summertime?
Bro, why are those guys wearing jean jackets and like, coats? It's like hot outside.
Bro, I was telling them that it's too hot. - You had a T-shirt on! - I know. I knew what was going on.
They were probably sweating out of their balls.
She won't hit me back, you know. - Bro, you're hung up on a girl.
Bro, they were hating on me right here.
Bro, I'm being serious. You don't understand.
Shit, wait. - She's amazing. - Wait, who?
But that's for another time.
Oh, we're about to start! - Oh, uhoh.
Okay
Ooh, pull up the Royce. - Rolls Royce, man.
Wait, who's that guy? He looks like older. Why was he picking you up? - Bro, we're going to the girls house.
We were like, because I texted him; cause my friends were being a little bit mean.
Are you sure you know him? Cause you shouldn't be going into strangers cars? - Bro, I don't go into strangers cars.
I mean, he has tattoos on. - Yeah
Damn, you ditched your friends! - Yeah, they were mad. - You literally ditched your friends!
They were standing there. They had to call an Uber or something.
They were literally like
"Oh, Jacob's gone," that's kind of messed up, bro. - I mean, I had to do what I had to do
We're recording this song, you know, it's good vibes. - No, but in the future, don't leave me either. -Bro, I got you.
I would never leave you, bro, I got you. - But you left your homies, bro. - But they were making fun of me. - Alright true true.
Wait, why's that, whoa, whoa
Why does he have like a flip phone and a regular phone like that's so.. Like it's 2017
Bro, like, they shouldn't - Bro, one of them's for the girls and one of them is for like business
Oh, really? - He was tellin me about that.
Guys, I've been hearing Jacob's song from the beginning. I'm gonna be honest bro, all your old songs weren't like the best. At least he's getting better!
Like, now it's like.- Bro, are they kinda getting fire?
Kinda getting fire? - Like it's getting into that fire life? - It's kinda getting 'ok'.
So now we're kind of like thinkin. We're like, let's go to the girls' house.
Wait, so she never picked up any of your calls? So you're like 'I'mma show up to your door step'? - And see what she's gotta say.
Isn't that kind of like stalkerish, or?
I mean.
Nah.. Nah!
Oh, boy, you're walking to her apartment! - No, we're gettin close. I remember.
That's her apartment door! - Yeah. We leaked her address, too.
Okay, and then she opens.. -- What's up, I've been textin- Alright, bro, it's a little, I know I know
She closed the door on you bro. - Yeah! - Wait, why would she do that?
I don't know! - What does she look like?
Yo, you're young, famous, rich, have followers; millions of, why? - I guess that doesn't mean anything nowadays.
Girls want like - Personalities? - Yeah, pfft, right? - Eye colors? or Something?
Yeah, she did me dirty. - She's whack, bro.
Forget her, bro. But honestly, bro, out of 10 stars? I would give it like an 8?
Okay okay. - And the music video, I would give it like a 7. - Okay, alright. I'll take it. I'll take it!
That's a good rating! - Bro, we're gonna be back in these chairs when I have 10 more fire songs.
Dude, I think it's kind of cool
How like when we started out like hating each other?
And kind of posting online and now we're just like it's all about positivity
Exactly! - and squashing beef cause like we don't have time for negative energy. - We don't like we're both winning right now.
We're both winning, bro, but look
I've heard someone talk dirty on you bro. - No -Talk bad on your name. - No. - and me as a friend
I can't sit and just watch this. - You can't, show me, bro!
I can't let this happen.
Bro, that's you and she's watching your video
He needs to do less stop talking. - And stop talking! - Wait, hold up. I was lip-syncing, I wasn't talking.
It's musically! He was lip-syncing! - Oh, them cheeks! Look like a fuckin elf-on-a-shelf face headass
Wait, hold up,
Did I tell you that she was in my DMs? - Wait, her?
Spamming my DMs. - Catch me Outside girl? - Let me show you this, and try and get this on the screen. Look at that.
"Lets work" - Wait, why she? - I'm sorry, bro.
Why is she roasting you? - For publicity, bro, she knows my name is gonna get hits.
She posted this video like a month ago
Like I've been making fun of Jacob like since last year(Rice wtf that's two years.)
Like that was old! - That's so last year! ('lAsT yEaR)
Making fun of Jacob was so last year. Like, she's so late.
You're not cute, bro. Stop this shit.
Jacob fuckin- Rextorus or something. (BITCH WTF)
Right, she obviously knows my name. She follows me on Twitter, Instagram,
She has me on snapchat. She has my number. She tried to FaceTiming me like five times the other day.
My six word catch phrase
Is worse your whole life. - Wait, she said her six word catch phrase is worth more than like she makes more money than you
Bro, I can't do this. - We have to do something about it.
What should we do, bro? - Diss track. - Diss track.
Rice is a snake and now has three minutes of music for the video to be ten minutes long.
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