This is my first date.
We've gone out on a bunch of dates.
Yeah, but... those weren't real.
Where are we going?
I figured this would be the place to give you this,
because this is where it all started.
Are you okay?
Look, I just wanted to say that I really...
I appreciate it, but it's never going to happen.
How did you know about this?
I have my ways.
I promise I'm not going to break your heart.
Here we go!
I promise not to break your heart.
Are you okay?
You know who I am?
John Ambrose McClaren?
I'll need that letter back.
I need proof that someone actually liked me
in middle school.
Everyone liked you in middle school.
I didn't really care about everyone.