I COME DOWN TO BEATS 1 RADIO TO GIVE AN EMPLOYEE A WELL DESERVED
BREAK.
I THINK THEY'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A LIVE BROADCAST.
LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
>> BEATS 1.
>> James: HOW YOU DOING?
THANKS FOR COMING OUT.
>> James: DOES ANYBODY NEED A BREAK?
>> YOU DON'T NEED A BREAK.
>> James: HOW LONG HAS YOUR SHIFT BEEN TODAY?
>> SEVEN.
>> James: YOU CAN HEAD OUT.
UST LIKE THAT?
>> James: I'M GOING TO STEP IN.
>> THAT'S MY JOB.
>> James: BUT LET'S TEAR UP THE AIR WAVES.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> NO ONE'S REALLY LISTENING.
BUT YOU'RE LIVE NOW.
>> James: WE'RE LIVE OVER THE SONG?
>> APPARENTLY SO.
>> James: THIS IS JAMES CORDEN COMING AT YOU LIVE ON BEATS 1.
ALL RIGHT, WHAT A GREAT DAY.
WOW, THE TRAFFIC OUT THERE TODAY GETTING IN.
THE TRAFFIC MORNING -- >> WE DON'T DO TRAFFIC REPORTS.
>> James: WE'RE GOING TO GO THE EYE IN THE SKY TO PAULA,
WHO'S OUT THERE.
>> WE DON'T HAVE PAULA.
>> James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
YOU MUST DO THE TRAFFIC.
>> NO, WE DON'T DO TRAFFIC.
>> James: THIS IS A RADIO STATION.
WE'VE GOT TO DO THE TRAFFIC.
WHAT ABOUT THE WEATHER?
>> WE DON'T DO WET SNORE LET'S GO LIVE TO NEIL WHO'S GOING TO
TELL US WHAT THE WEATHER LOOKS LIKE THE WEEKEND.
ARE WE GOING TO BE BARBECUING?
>> MOST RADIO STATIONS HAVE SOMEONE IN A HELICOPTER
REPORTING ON THE TRAFFIC.
WHY DON'T WE HAVE SOMEONE IN THE CAR REPORTING ON THE
HELICOPTERS.
>> NO.
>> James: I FEEL LIKE I NEED BED -- BAND MUSIC.
WHEN I'M TALKING THERE SHOULD BE --
( HUMMING ) ( MUSIC PLAYING )
THAT'S THE WAY.
THAT'S THE MUSIC WE WANT.
RISE AND SHANE, THIS IS J.C. AND THE Z WOLF.
>> J.C. AND THE Z WOLF?
>> James: IT'S BIG J.C. AND THE Z WOLF.
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
( REPEATS ) >> James: THAT'S IT!
WHO'S WORSE, MEN OR WOMEN?
KEEP THE CALLS COMING IN.
YOU KNOW THE NUMBER.
>> HIT IT.
IT'S GOING.
>> James: THIS IS J.C. AND THE Z WOLF COMING AT YOU!
( ANIMAL SOUNDS ) ( HONKING )
( CRAZY NOISES ) ( CRICKET )
>> James: J.C. AND THE WOLF MAN.
THAT WAS TERRIBLE.
YOU'VE GOT TO COMMIT TO THE WOLF.
COMMIT TO THE WOLF.
>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
>> James: LISTEN, THIS IS J.C., WE'RE WRAPPING IT UP NOW.
I'LL BE HERE AT BEATS 1 ALL DAY.
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU NEED.
>> COFFEE.
>> James: I CAN GET YOU A COFFEE.
>> WOULD YOU MIND?
>> James: ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THESE COFFEES.
LET'S GET THESE COFFEES.
HERE WE ARE.
IS IT A BIG MEETING?
>> IT'S A MEETING.
>> James: WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THERE?
IS THIS A BIG MEETING?
A HUGE MEETING?
>> YES.
>> James: DO YOU NEED MY EYES AND EARS.
>> YES.
>> James: HELLO, I'M JAMES.
HI.
>> James: TALK TO ME.
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
>> NEW FIXTURES FOR THE FUTURE.
>> James: HEADPHONES.
HEADPHONES, SPEAKERS.
>> James: ARE THESE NEW PRODUCT, OLD PRODUCT.
>> OLD.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, I'LL TAKE THESE.
SEE YOU LATER.
( LAUGHTER ) HEY, HOW WE DOING?
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
I THINK I JUST CRASHED THAT MEETING.
WHAT'S IN HERE?
HELLO.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> HEY.
WHAT'S UP?
WE JUST GOT A JAMES CORDEN DROP IN, WELCOME, JAMES.
>> James: HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE TRAFFIC AND THE WEATHER
OUT THERE TODAY?
>> WE ONLY COVER -- WE COVER CLASSIC ROCK.
>> James: EVERYWHERE I GO, EVERYONE'S TELLING ME IT'S NOT A
RADIO SHOW LIKE THAT.
I SAY HOW DO YOU GET THE CALLS AND FAXES COMING IN, THIS IS THE
MONSTER MASH.
WE CAN PLAY THE MONSTER MASH, THOUGH.
>> WE DON'T EVEN PLAY THAT MUCH HAWKS ON THIS SHOW.
>> James: HOW CAN THE LEAD SINGER OF VAMPIRE WEEKEND NOT
DOING A HALLOWEEN SPECIAL WITH THE MONSTER MASH?
THIS SHOW IS JUST PEOPLE HANGING OUT WITH THEIR FRIENDS JUST
CHATTING.
>> YEAH.
>> James: CAN YOU CUSS ON THIS SHOW?
>> YOU CAN CUSS BUT (BLEEP) THEY ALWAYS BLEEP IT OUT.
>> (BLEEP) WE'RE HAVING A REAL GOOD TIME IN HERE.
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: BECAUSE NORMALLY IN
RADIO THEY SAY DEAD AIR IS A CRIME.
>> NO.
>> James: LET'S SEE HOW LONG BEFORE SOMEONE BREAKS.
( LAUGHTER ) >> THE RATINGS ARE ACTUALLY
GOING UP.
>> James: I'VE BEEN SENT OUT BY ZANE TO GET COFFEE AND I
WANDERED IN HERE BY MISTAKE SO I'M SORRY FOR HIJACKING YOUR
SHOW.
>> SEE YOU, JAMES.
>> James: CHEERS!
BYE-BYE.
COFFEES, COFFEES, COFFEES.
>> James: HEY, I HAVE BEEN SENT OUT TO GET COFFEES FOR ZANE
LOWE.
WHATEVER HIS USUAL IS.
HE SAID HE'S GETTING COFFEES FOR EVERYONE IN THE OFFICE TODAY.
ALL COFFEES ARE ON HIM.
SO PROBABLY PUT THAT -- DO YOU HAVE A PEN?
>> HERE YOU GO.
>> James: PUT IT HERE.
ZANE.
EVERYBODY, ZANE HOA'S BUYING EVERYONE COFFEES TODAY.
IF YOU HAVE A SEND-TO ALL EMAIL, PUT IT ON ZANE'S TAB.
WANT A COFFEE?
THAT'S ON ZANE.
WANT A COFFEE?
>> YEAH.
>> James: IT'S ON ZANE.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
THAT'S ON ZANE.
>> AMAZING.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> James: ALL COFFEES ON ZANE LOWE.
THANK YOU SO MUCH, MAN, LET EVERYONE KNOW.
CHEERS!
( PHONE RINGING ) >> James: YO, WHAT'S
HAPPENING?
NO WAY!
>> JAMES CORDEN IS DOING A TAKE A BREAK WORK, PERSONS.
>> James: HEY, HOW ARE YOU, BUDDY?
>> YOU ALL RIGHT?
>> James: I'M GREAT!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> READY TO DO CARPOOL KARAOKE?
>> James: I CAN'T WAIT.
WE COULD TURN THIS INTO A CRIBS.
WHAT'S IN YOUR FRIDGE?
>> THIS IS THE FRIDGE WHERE WE ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, WHEN MEALS
ARE DONE, YOU KNOW, A LITTLE PROTEIN, A LITTLE BROWN RICE,
THAT'S ONE FRIDGE.
I GOT THREE FRIDGES.
THEN WE GOT ANOTHER FRIDGE WHERE WE JUST KEEP SOME OF -- IT'S
GONNA BE MADE TODAY, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
>> James: WHERE ARE WE IN THE HOUSE?
>> I'M TAKING YOU THROUGH THE PATHWAY TO MORE SUCCESS, CALLED
LANDSCAPING.
>> James: I DON'T HAVE A LANDSCAPER BUT I DO MANSCAPE.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT MANSCAPING IS?
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
>> James: MANSCAPING IS WHEN YOU ARE TRIMMING AND LOOKING
AFTER THE AREA DOWNSTAIRS.
>> WELL THEN I GUESS I WOULD HAVE TO SAY THAT I LIVE A JUNGLE
LIFE.
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: HOW DO I GET ON THE
NEXT SONG?
HOW IS IT LIKE YOU FEATURING ME AND RIHANNA AND IT COULD BE
CALLED SPEECHING CORD-ANNA?
( LAUGHTER ) >> WELL, FIRST OF ALL, YOU
KNOW -- (
>> James: HE JUST HUNG UP!
( LAUGHTER ) OH, ARE YOU BACK?
>> YEAH.
>> James: YOU'RE BACK FROM YOUR BREAK.
HOW WAS IT?
>> IT WAS ALL GOOD.
>> James: DID YOU HAVE A NICE BREAK?
>> GOOD.
>> James: WHAT'S THIS?
MORE WORK FOR ZANE.
>> James: I THOUGHT MORE COMPLAINTS FOR OUR SHOW.
>> NO.
>> James: THANKS FOR COMING BACK.
HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD BREAK.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN.
THIS IS J.C. AND THE WOLF MAN ( HOWLING )
KEEP IT COOL!
FAXES COMING IN!