[Captions by Judy V. at Y Translator] Hey guys.
[Captions by Judy V. at Y Translator] There are a lot of people on the internet.
A lot of them are...
Let's just say, not the smartest people.
I hope these make you feel a little bit smarter.
"MY DAD TRIED TO PRINT A VIDEO."
I really want to scream right now.
Hey daughter, you should check out this video.
Here, let me just print it out.
Ctrl P.
And I'll just give it to her.
And she can just click the play button on the paper.
And just, yeah, she can watch it.
Technology.
Funny how nature do that.
"This guy had a water fountain on his bathroom.
It was awesome."
Bro, that is not a water fountain.
You wash your ass and balls with that.
He really drinking from it, like,
I love taking a dump and then having a drink of water
from the water fountain right next to the toilet.
When you talk a lot of shit.
"My mom got all this cookies, cakes and snacks.
I think Ima die of beaties."
That sounds dangerous.
Die of beaties.
You know guys, there's this really dangerous disease called beaties.
And you might die from it if you eat too much cookies, and cakes.
Die of Beaties.
Girl.
Girl, how about you get a Edu-ma-cation?
"Just made some synonym rolls."
My favorite spice,
synonym.
"I'm enrolling in coledge as a type."
How about you just go and close that window,
and enroll your ass back in the third grade.
"Dude, you left your phone at my house."
"Hello?"
"Jack?"
"WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING?!?!?!"
"Oh wait..."
His phone is right there.
He forgot it at his house.
I wonder why he's not getting your texts.
It's almost like you need your phone to get those texts.
At least he realized.
"Does it take 18 months for twins to be born?
Or 9?"
Bitch, it's always nine.
It doesn't matter how many babies.
Look, what if you have triplets?
Like what if you have four babies at once?
Like what, it's gonna take like three years to cook in there?
Yeah. I didn't think so.
"Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant?"
Somebody asked this.
I can't believe this person is actually having a child.
If you have to ask this,
you should not reproduce.
Like the baby is a girl,
and you have sex,
and the sperm goes in her while in the womb...
Congratulations Ma'am!
Your baby, she's pregnant.
If you have to ask this,
you should not reproduce.
Please just do the world a favor.
After she had the baby,
they installed a new stop sign in her neighborhood.
Stop, 3-Way.
And then had to add an arrow,
saying, "This is a stop sign."
Please, pay attention to me.
I need the attention.
Also, because you kind of dumb.
Clearly, what appears to be a stop sign, you know,
just in case you got any ideas,
and thought this said 'Go',
we're gonna put a double sign.
And it keeps getting stupider.
So this girl and her kid took a picture in China.
Obviously, that is the Great Wall of China.
And Peter over here,
"Is this Michigan?"
Where Michigan is that?
Yes, Peter.
Of all the places this could possibly be,
you're going to guess Michigan,
which I'm assuming, he lives there.
"COOKING HACK: if you put too much water in your rice,
toss a few iPhones in there."
Wait, what?
But I thought you put iPhones in rice
when there's too much water in them.
But they got too much water in the rice.
And then they're putting iPhones in it to get rid of the water,
but you get rid of the water with rice.
What's going —
"Whoever said iOS7 waterproofs your phone...
**ck you."
Yeah, because I can update my phone.
You know, like a software that updates your phone.
And it'll just magically become waterproof.
Yes, we love a waterproof update.
I can't believe this is for real.
I cannot.
I wonder if I upgrade my Mac too,
it'll make the whole thing waterproof.
Like I could just waterproof my whole setup,
in case it starts raining in my room.
And it floods my setup, it'll be waterproof.
It's raining bullshit.
"Boys with eyes. <3333"
So like, any boy, unless he doesn't have eyes.
You guys with eyes, find you a girl like this,
that likes eyes.
Man, for those of you who don't have eyes,
I am so sorry.
She don't think you cute.
"NOTICE: This is a drug free workplace."
But is it bullshit-free though?
Drug-free workplace.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, seems legit.
"i wish i was warm-blooded, then i'd be warm all the timee,"
No, sorry.
You dumb blooded.
Every human is warm blooded.
I don't care how cold you are,
you warm blooded.
But you dumb blooded.
This girl got a tattoo that's said 'Ian'.
Instead of fixing it, she just straight up cross it off,
and spelt it correctly.
How do you misspell your boyfriend's three-letter name?
Come on, it's not hard.
Ian.
I-A-N.
Or maybe it's the tattoo artists?
Maybe they're stupid,
but does the person not tell them how to spell it?
And if they're not sure,
why don't they ask?
I can't with misspelled tattoos.
It's like, what ya'll don't check?
How could this happen?
Oh no! No, no, no.
Honey, what is you doing?
They put those yellow bags on the gas pump for a reason.
It means it is out of order.
It does not work.
She don't give no [bleep] today.
She's gonna take it,
just put it in her car,
completely ignore it.
Conspiracy theory.
The yellow bags actually mean free gas.
They put it on and say out of order,
so you don't get the free gas.
I'm just kidding.
Don't try it.
Girl, I can't believe you put that in your car.
"WHAT WANNA KNOW IS HOW MY STUPID SISTER
MELTED THE OVEN TRAY,
BUT THE CHICKEN NUGGETS JUST CHILLIN."
She ruined the whole damn oven.
This is what happens when you put a plastic plate in the oven.
Bitch, you got hella lucky those chicken nuggets just chillin there.
But I want you to know, the rest your oven is ruined.
Never, Ever, put plastic in microwaves and ovens.
I'm saving future you a lot of trouble.
"Hes Queen"
"Her King"
Uh, first of all, I hate these.
How are you gonna misspell 'his'?
Literally, H-I-S.
So simple.
What is "Hes queen"?
Y'all don't look at this, like "Hes Queen".
It ain't even like a curly 'i',
it's dead ass 'e'.
Mankind has come so far.
And then we have people like this.
"My dad bought my mom asparagus for Valentine's Day
thinking they were daffodils.
Nope.
I am done."
To be fair, daffodils, before they like bloom the flowers,
they kind of do look like this.
And I can understand.
Like if he didn't have his glasses or something,
But...
I'm gonna get mom some daffodils from the vegetable aisle.
Yep, there they are.
Beautiful daffodils.
They haven't even bloomed yet.
It's the thought that counts.
This is just straight up funny.
The cop is behind her literally pulling her over as we speak.
And she just casual gonna take a picture of the sunset,
like, oh such a pretty sunset.
Just completely ignore that cop in the back.
This is actually me.
"Man Impersonating a Cop Gets a Big Surprise.
Ended up pulling over an actual police officer."
Bruh, let me tell you a little bit about this guy.
He thought it would be fun to put lights in his car,
go around pulling people over,
giving them fake tickets?
Why are you pulling people over?
To say hi?
To scare them?
I have no idea.
You're not a real cop.
Why are you pulling people over?
Because you think it's fun to give people anxiety attacks?
Y'all driving those beat up Crown Victorias,
I see you.
Look, I literally have a panic attack
when I see one of these cars driving behind me.
And I'm sitting here trying to figure out
if it's a cop or not.
And so he pulls over one guy, which ended up being a real cop,
and you know what he did?
He just ran.
He ran away.
Like, no, oh okay.
Sorry Officer, Imma be on my way.
Bye.
No, he ran away and then got his ass caught.
"Why won't my power strip turn on???
I have everything plugged in."
And this is how you kill yourself.
Please don't ever try this.
I heard awful things happen.
Everything will explode.
They plugged the thing into itself.
That's what she said.
And they plugged something else into it.
It doesn't work like that.
"Finally found my social security card."
And posts it with the numbers, and his name, and everything.
"How can y'all steal my identity
if y'all don't look like me?
Won't work."
They don't need to Jorge.
They don't need to.
I wonder what kind of car that person bought
when they stole his identity?
"Send nudes?"
Being the quirky girl that she is,
sent a naked palette.
"Aw, babe, don't be like that."
"Wut duz that even mean?"
Wut duz that even mean?
I'm telling you.
Some of these people...
Please restore my faith in humanity.
And like, if you get it.
Don't be like this guy.
This the kind of dude that you can google nudes,
and send them a pic of some random girl,
and he'd think it's you.
"Selfie with the Statue of Liberty"
Look at all that Liberty.
Beautiful.
I enjoy Liberty.
Bitch really gonna have a plane ticket to go to Paris,
and call it the Statue of Liberty.
7 million people in the earth,
0 messages in my inbox."
7 million.
In the earth.
Free them.
Oh no guys.
There's 7 million people inside the Earth at this very moment.
#FreeThem
What they doing in there?
"How our nukes supposed to reach California
if North Korea is across the map from us?
Explain this."
She circled California, and she circled North Korea.
Oh, we got one of those Flat Earth members over here.
I know, I know, I know.
That sounds ridiculous.
But man, Shane Dawson's video got you like thinking about it.
Like what if the earth really is flat?
And I know, I never [bleep] be saying this.
It's just so stupid to say it but...
Take this picture,
and then roll it until it's round.
Oh my god!
They're so close to each other.
"how did people know what road to take before Google Maps was made??"
"They used maps."
"Wat??
no, I said before Google Maps."
Duh!
Like where are you supposed to go like...
Like before maps, there wasn't like MapQuest,
or an actual map that you open up,
and look at that isn't on your phone,
but on paper.
Oh my god!
I wonder if this actual thing,
'cause like millennials,
they grew up with maps on your phone.
Like some people have literally never seen like a foldable map.
You know, when you go to Disneyland,
they'll give you like a map of the park on paper.
"Are you going to class tomorrow?"
"No, I'm sick."
She got a temperature of 100 degrees.
"Does that mean you're pregnant or not?"
I seriously feel like
this is the intelligence of some of my boy haters.
Oh, it's so spot-on.
Just the level of stupidity
that is unbelievable.
Like what, your mama never took your temperature
when you were a kid?
You never seen one of those?
What kind of pregnancy test says 100.4?
Woah, does that mean there's a 100% chance you're pregnant?
I'm already done with this video.
But anyways, that's all for today.
I hope you guys enjoyed this video.
And I hope you feel a little bit smarter.
And if you feel like you're smarter than most of these people,
make sure you hit that like in the face!
And subscribe and join the Wolf Pack.
I love you guys so much.
Thanks for watching.
Bye guys.
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