- YO, YO, YO, WHAT UP, WHAT UP, WHAT UP?
WELCOME TO
EVERY DAY IN THE MONTH OF FEBRUARY, Y'ALL.
YO, I'M YOUR HOST, BIG PEEP-PAROO!
all: R-R-R-ROO! - THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT,
THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT. TO MY LEFT, WE GOT THE CHAMPION.
YO, INTRODUCE, SON! - YEAH, WHAT'S HAPPENIN'?
THIS YOUR BOY, RHINO D, AND I'M ABOUT TO FRONTHAND...
BACKHAND HIS ASS OFF THE MIC!
- THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT.
AND ON MY RIGHT, WE GOT THE CHALLENGER.
INTRODUCE YOURSELF, PLAYA. - YEAH, WHAT'S UP, MAN?
I'M DILLER KILLER, IN THE HOUSE.
100 USDA PURE MEAT. NO FILLER RIGHT HERE, DAWG.
- HOO! HOO! [barks] - OKAY, OKAY.
YO, DILLER LOST THE TOSS, SO YOU GO FIRST.
OKAY, GENTLEMEN, BATTLE RAP!
- ALL RIGHT, YEAH. NOW, HERE WE GO.
YOU'RE SHOOK, SON. I'M GONNA EAT YOU FOR BREAKFAST.
'CAUSE I'M A COOK, SON. - HA HA!
I STOLE A COP-A-FEEL FROM YOUR GIRL'S BREASTESES!
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
- [high-pitched growling]
- WAIT A MINUTE. GET BACK.
- [growling continues]
- HE DON'T EVEN KNOW, MAN. HEY, LISTEN, MAN.
YOU CAN'T EVEN WIN THIS 100-YARD DASH,
BUT LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.
WHAT DO THEY CALL THAT, A MOUSTACHE?
all: OHH...
- [growling]
AAAAH!
AAH! - NO, MAN, SEE--
RELAX, MAN. HEY, I NEED YOU TO RELAX A LITTLE BIT.
- [growling]
- TAKE IT DOWN A LITTLE BIT.
- AHHHHHH... - WHAT THE [bleep] YOU DOIN'?
I'M TELLING YOU, TAKE--CAN YOU TAKE IT DOWN A LITTLE BIT, MAN?
- [growls quieter]
- COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU, A HORSE? LIKE...
- AAAAH! - THAT'S THE LAST ONE.
YO, WHAT'S UP, DAWG? YOU KNOW, MY [bleep] IS RICH.
I'M SWIMMIN' IN SIMOLEONS.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS MINIATURE BLACK NAPOLEON?
- [growling]
- YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
YO! HEY, MAN.
HEY, DAWG, GET YOUR--HEY, HEY!
NOW--COME ON, NOW. DON'T GET MY EYES WET.
HEY, HEY, GET YOUR BOY--
- WAAAAAAH! - YO, I'M SORRY.
LOOK AT THAT. LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS.
LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT IT. OH, OH, YEAH.
GO GET IT, NOW. THAT'S A BOY. OH.
YEAH, MAN! HERE WE GO! YEAH, MAN, LOOK AT THAT CHAIN
AND THESE FAKE-ASS TIMBERLANDS.
- AAAAAAHHH... - OH, MAN!
- I'M SORRY. NO, YOU'RE OKAY, MAN.
I'M SORRY. I REALLY APOLOGIZE.
- YO, MAN. WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM, MAN?
- HEY, HEY! REMEMBER--NO, NO, HEY!
- AAAAAAHHH...
AHH AHH! - WHY ARE YOU DOING ME?
- AAAAAHH! - WHY WOULD YOU--LISTEN.
- AAAAH! - NO. NO, NO, NO. COME ON.
- AAAAHH! - SHH. SHH. SHH.
- ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS GOTTA GO, MAN.
- NO, COME ON, MAN. - NO, MAN.
NO, YOU'RE ALL DONE, MAN. YOU GOT TO GO.
THAT'S RIGHT, MAN. YO, WE GOT A CHAMPION STILL.
WE GOT A CHAMPION STILL RIGHT HERE.
- HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENIN'?
YEAH! THAT'S WHAT'S UP. THAT'S YOUR BOY--
- AAAAAAHH... - JUST...GIVE ME THE HAT!
- HEY, MAN-- - GIVE IT UP!
[indistinct shouting]
GIMME THAT [bleep] HAT!
[birds chirping]
- [sustained gibberish]
- LISTEN. LISTEN--LISTEN, MAN.
I WANT YOU TO LOOK OUT ON THE LAKE, MAN.
I JUST WANT YOU TO LOOK OUT AND IMAGINE A PLACE, MAN,
WHERE YOU CAN DO YOUR THING, MAN.
- HOOOOO...
- WHERE YOU AND I COULD GO AND DO OUR THING,
BUT NEVER HAVE TO FORFEIT, YEAH! - YAHH.
- YOU COULD SCREAM AND SHOUT AND SHOVE PEOPLE
BACK AND FORTH, BUT WE DON'T NEVER HAVE TO QUIT.
- AAAAH! - BUT LOOK OUT ON THE LAKE, MAN.
LOOK OUT ON THE LAKE.
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, MAN, I START RAPPIN'.
- HWAH!
- AND MY RHYMES, THEY START TO FLOW.
AND I'M TURNIN' THE TIDE.
AND NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, YOU CAN PUSH AND SHOVE
AND SCREAM, BUT WE'LL NEVER GET DISQUALIFIED.
- LAA LAA LAA!
AH HA HA HA!
YEAH, YEAH, OOH! HA-HA!
- MAN, FOR GOOD MEASURE, WHILE YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE LAKE,
JUST GIVE ME ONE MORE GOOD "AAAAHH."
- AAAAH--
[gunshot]