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Ugh.
Fuck all that.
This is Based Zeus, bullshit intros don’t exist around here.
#1 The goodmorning text.
Oh my fucking god.
This is the cringiest text you can possibly send to a girl and yet SO MANY guys do it.
Think of it from the girl’s point of view, you just met a guy and you’ve been texting
him for a few days and then all of a sudden you wake up to a text from him that says “good
morning” with a bunch of pussy ass emojis.
You really think she’s gonna be like “aw that’s so sweet” or “oh damn that’s
hot as fuck I’m so turned on by that text”?
FUCK NO.
She’s gonna be like “oh great another thirsty guy pretending to be nice and sending
these pussy ass texts thinking it’ll make me like him more.”
Girls aren’t stupid, when you send them cringey texts like this they know damn well
you’re saying that because you’re just trying to get some pussy.
Besides, texting a girl “good morning” is some 6th grader shit anyways, only 12 year
olds will find that shit “cute” and “romantic” so unless you’re a pedophile going for young
ass girls then I don’t recommend it.
And if you are a pedohpile then go to a psych ward and get some help for yourself.
WARNING!
If you ask about this any girl, she will tell you the exact opposite of what I just told
you, but don’t believe her shit whatsoever.
Girls who say they want good morning texts from guys don’t know what they want.
What they mean is that they want good morning texts from a prince in shiny armor on a white
horse who will take her to his castle in the Wonderland.
Only time good morning texts won’t creep a girl out is if she’s already really into
you, but in that case you can do pretty much anything and get away with it anyway.
#2 The “You there?”
text.
Holy shit.
Talk about some 6th grader shit.
THIS IS ONE OF THE ABSOLUTE WORST TEXTS YOU CAN SEND TO A GIRL.
You know what I’m talking about, when you’re texting a girl and she doesn’t respond so
you hit her with a “Hey you there?”
oh my god, just kill me.
This text screams insecure, lack of confidence, and not a Based Zeus subscriber.
It is NEVER appropriate to text a girl and ask her why she’s not responding to your
texts or to double text her in a way that acknowledges you’re mad she didn’t answer
you back.
If you text somebody and they don’t immediately respond, you shouldn’t even remember that
you texted them 5 minutes later, because you should already be busy doing something else
instead of waiting for nothing.
I mean c’mon dude, everybody has a life and if a girl doesn’t respond to one of
your texts it should NOT phase you and cause you to be constantly checking your phone for
the next 6 hours wondering when she’s gonna respond.
Only guys who don’t have a life do that, and if that’s you then it’s your lucky
day because I’m here to help you change that with my videos.
The only time this sort of text would be appropriate is if you were being sarcastic and she knew
you were just kidding around.
Otherwise, for Zeus’s sake, NEVER send this text!
#3 The “What’s up” text.
Ugh.
I can’t believe I even need to say this one.
If this is the MOST INTERESTING THING YOU CAN THINK TO SAY then you should NOT be dating.
You should be spending all of your time improving yourself and making it so you’re not so
boring.
And I’m not picking on guys here either because sometimes I’ll even have girls text
me this bullshit and I’m like what the fuck.
This shit is an instant turn off even from the hottest girls and in your case even if
you’re the hottest guy.
You can be a 10/10 in looks but if you text someone saying “hey what’s up” then
you’re immediately downgraded to a 5 because it shows that you have no personality, you’re
boring, and not interesting.
Fuck that, if you’re subscribed to my channel then you should have no issue being an interesting
badass with massive sex-appeal because you got me in your corner helping you out.
The worst thing about this text is that there are SO many better things you can say instead
of this.
For example, something more interesting than a simple “What’s up” is something like
“What interesting world-changing accomplishments did you achieve today?”
Now that statement is 100 times better than “what’s up” because it sets the playful
vibe, it shows you’re not taking the conversation too seriously because unless you’re talking
to Oprah fucking Winfrey, the girl you’re texting obviously didn’t do anything world
changing that day.
The important thing here is that it’s different, makes the conversation interesting instead
of dry, and it helps set that teasing vibe with the girl that will only help you build
sexual tension and make her more interested in you.
#4 The drunk text
Duuuuude trust me.
I know from experience, sending girls a drunk text is the easiest way to make her think
less of you and categorize you as all the other guys who drunk text her.
It’ll save you A LOT of regret if you just avoid texting girls while you’re drunk all
together.
You know how it is, you get drunk and since you’re a dude, the first thing you start
to think when the liquor kicks in is “damn I want some pussy”, so you go and start
hitting up all the girls you talk to in your phone and try to get lucky.
This isn’t inherently bad BUT what does make it bad is the fact that you end up saying
some really stupid shit.
And the worst part is that you’re gonna end up regretting it the next morning and
thinking “why the fuck would I think it’s a good idea to say that?”
If you’re set on meeting girls later in the night because you know you’re gonna
be tipsy and in the mood for some diddling, then go ahead and make the plans for later
that night with the girl BEFORE you start drinking.
This way you have it set up so even if you’re drunk when you text her later in the night,
all you have to do is meet up with her so there’s very little for you to fuck up.
#5 The dick pic
Unless you’re packing some serious Mandingo lumber that women can’t resist just so they
can say they’ve been with a massive monster dick, sending pictures of your dick won’t
work.
The girl you are trying to get could probably just walk out of her house and ask the first
dude to show her his dick and he’d probably do it in hopes of getting some pussy.
How is blurry android photo of your little dick anything special to her?
If she really wanted to look at pictures of some dicks, she could just google artistic
pictures of professional penis photographers.
On top of that, every hot girl has to deal with getting unwanted dick pics and misspelled
creepy texts in her DMs pretty much on daily basis.
When a girl gets a dick pic, she immediately thinks “Oh great, another creepy loser sending
me pictures of his dick.”
Even if you don’t have a single bit of character and respect for people around you holding
you from sending random people dick pics, just know that it won’t get you anywhere,
so you might as well stop wasting your time and stop traumatizing teenage girls.
The one and only time when it’s okay to send a dick pic is if the girl explicitly
asks for it.
BONUS TIP!
If a girl asks for a picture of your dick, make sure there are no visible features, tattoos
or body marks that could reveal your identity.
Don’t get extorted by crazy bitches fellas!
That was it Basedlympians.
You already knew what texts you should send, now you know what text you shouldn’t send
to girl.
In summary, don’t send: The good morning text
The “You here?”
text The “What’s up?”
text The drunk text
The dick pic
Now there’s nothing stopping you from sliding into those DMs and executing properly.
If you have any other specific questions about texting, drop them down into the comments
and get ready for another video that will change your life! --- or at least get you
some girls.
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