- Hey, everybody, it's Skylar Astin
and I am taking on BuzzFeed's Thirst Tweets.
But first, I'm gonna get the mood just right.
What situation isn't made better
by a sexy little ambiance fire?
So, there we go.
All right, let's do this.
(romantic music)
I have a two hour bus ride to a tournament,
so, I'm just gonna Google pictures
of Skylar Astin the whole time.
That's so sweet.
Maybe this should be called "Wholesome Tweets".
What did we come up with on those image searches?
There's some stuff from Pitch Perfect.
Maybe a weird hairstyle from Spring Awakening.
We're not gettin' too thirsty yet,
but I have been naked in a movie.
Finally started watching Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist
and my massive crush on Skylar Astin
has officially been revived.
Well, I'm so sorry that it died.
Maybe there was a point in my career
where I just got a little bloated, you could say it.
The number one reason I watch Pitch Perfect
is to stare at Skylar Astin's arms and lips.
Thank you so much for saying so.
How was my acting?
Skylar Astin's abs.
That's it, that's the tweet.
#ZoeysPlaylist
Thank you.
I did so many crunches for that scene, it was embarrassing.
Skylar Astin is hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
That's clever.
Skylar Astin can destroy me
and I would ask for seconds, thirds,
and fourth helpings at the buffet.
No comment.
I can't comment on that.
I have the meanest toner for Skylar Astin.
That's very sweet.
I like when the Pitch Perfect lexicon makes its way
to real life.
Maybe this should be called MetaTweets?
Or maybe I should stop trying to re-title this.
Okay.
I love Skylar Astin's butt.
'K, bye.
Short, succinct, to the point.
We like that.
I want to kiss Skylar Astin so badly, ugh.
He makes me sexually frustrated.
I hate that the only answer to your problem is a kiss.
I can't do that.
I'm social distancing.
I like Skylar Astin more in 21 and Over
than in Pitch Perfect because he makes out with a guy
and wears nothing but a tube sock over his cock.
It's very true.
My first and only boy kiss, Miles Teller
in a scene from 21 and Over
where exactly, I was completely full-frontal naked
and I just had like a Red Hot Chili Peppers style one sock.
So, check that out Google search from the first Tweet.
He had very soft lips.
And that's all I have to say about that.
Skylar Astin's smile makes my ovaries explode.
How the fin-uck does somebody get that fine?
Tears of joy.
I know this just seems like it's going
(sigh) right to the ego,
but who doesn't want some compliments like that
every once in a while?
Skylar Astin makes my vagina throb, not just my heart.
Thank you for that.
Skylar Astin, Skylar Astin, Skylar Astin, Skylar Astin,
Skylar Astin, hot Skylar Astin, hot Skylar Astin,
(beep) amazingly hot Skylar Astin hot.
You should try punctuation.
I've been thinking about this a lot
and I've decided that I would definitely let Skylar Astin
take my butthole virginity.
Well, that's a two-way street, sistah.
Warning, I got a warning on this tweet,
'cause it's the last one.
I'll sing it.
(piano music)
Guys, thank you so much for joining me
on BuzzFeed's Thirsty Tweets.
Even though I know it's called Thirst Tweets.
♪ I want Skylar Astin ♪
♪ To take a chainsaw ♪
♪ Put it onto the highest setting ♪
♪ And then ram it up my ass ♪
(upbeat music)