Ow. What'd you do that for?
Just wanted to make sure my lasers still work in 1955.
[music playing]
[grunting]
[screaming]
Kid Danger!
[laughing]
[screaming]
[beeping]
♪ Good morning to you Good morning to you ♪
♪ Welcome to Wednesday Your face looks like poo ♪
Oh, no.
I've gone back to the... morning.
[music playing]
Whoa! Look at this place.
Great. If there are no tubes why is it called Splatburger?
[groaning]
Oh, the people go splat.
Hey, that must be Mrs. Wong's grandmother.
I wonder if she's nicer than our Wong.
You're fired, you roller dummy.
Nope, samesies.
Move aside, maggots!
Oh. That guy looks like Bradford.
It is Bradford. Colonel Chad Bradford, our principal.
Looks like jerk runs in the family.
Listen up.
The dance contest is about to commence.
Ms. Wong will judge all who participate
because she is my best gal.
[giggling]
Thank you, Colonel Cutie Patootie.
Mmm.
Someone remind me to throw up later.
Ms. Wong, the floor is yours.
Pay attention.
If I tap your shoulder, you lose, losers. Now, dance.
[music playing]
All right, Phoebe, Heinrich,
take your places on the dance floor.
Okay, Max, what can I do to help?
Uh, you can deal with that.
[screaming]
This why I miss all the good stuff.
You can drop the crutches, Heinrich.
Max will take care of you
Yeah, but how is he going to make me dance?
[music playing]
Hey, Daddio.
Colosso?
Ya came back for me.
Yeah, that's definitely what happened.
Sit down. This is a sock hop, not a suck hop.
[laughing]
We sent you a 100 million years into the past.
How did you get back to our time?
I'll tell you how I did it. I waited.
For a 100 million years?
That's right.
I froze myself in a glacier on top of Mount Swellview
and waited for climate change to thaw me out.
For a 100 million years?
I had my hate to keep me company.
Oh, that's nice.
That and my army of cavemen.
Well, now that's a party.
And they hate you too.
See, I had plenty of time back then.
Time to tell them stories.
Stories of Captain Man and Kid Danger.
Yeah!
Stories about how terrible you are.
Anytime anything bad happened, I'd blame you and Kid Danger.
Rainstorm?
Blame Captain Man and Kid Danger.
[grunting]
Sandstorm? Blame Captain Man and Kid Danger.
[grunting]
Hair loss?
[grunting]
Stubbed toe?
[groaning]
[grunting]
Eaten by a dinosaur?
[screaming]
[grunting]
All right, that's enough, Yappy Van Winkle.
You waited a 100 million years to destroy me,
untie me, let's dance.
I have a better idea.
Than dancing? [chuckles]
I'd like to hear it.
See, I was going to unleash my caveman army on you.
[grunting]
Stand right here.
Wow. How'd you guys do that?
I'll tell you how, they're witches.
Witches, I tell ya!
Uh, [chuckles] okay.
All right, we're not witches.
Not witches.
We're guys, so-
Yeah, I, uh, I don't know why you thought...
Security! We got witches! Witches!
Come on, Kid, we got to go find Drex.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but, dude... where are we?
The future or the past?
I don't know. Uh, let's see.
Looks like the 1950s.
Uh, no. It looks like the 1970s.
Maybe.
But wait, wait, wait. That looks like the 1960s.
Oh, my God, What's going on? Henry, what's going on?!
Fod Fest.
Uh. [clearing throat]
And, uh, Fod Fest to you too.
Good Fod Fest.
No. Today is Fod Fest, the festival of decades.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
And, uh, so what year is it actually?
Yeah, I mean, like, what year is it like right now?
It's 1989.
'89. I knew it's '89.
I loved- I loved it. I loved it.
- I love it now. - I love being here.
It's a good year that we're in.
In the moment.
Now go on, get out of here.
Yeah, we got all we need from you.
Okay. I'm ready to test the time machine.
How we going to test it?
See, I will take this fris...
No, no, no, no, no.
This flying disc.
Okay.
And I will throw it five seconds into the future.
Here goes.
Four... three... two... one.
AH!
Yeah!
Yes, the time machine works.
[chuckles]
And I'm okay. Is case anyone cares.
Hey, the wind is gone.
Even better Mom and Dad will never tell us
that annoying story again.
Something's different.
It's the lamp, isn't it?
But where are Mom and Dad? Are we in the wrong house?
Are you part of the Puking Scorpion biker gang?
No.
Then you are definitely in the wrong house.
Let me smack 'em, Daddy.
Whoa. There's a mistake. We live here.
Look at our family portrait.
Which is now, you guys getting arrested.
He's making fun of our vacation picture.
Get 'em.
What's happening here?
We went back in time. We changed history.
Yep, and they're gonna hurt us. Go, go, go!
- It's true. - We're from the future.
[laughing]
Poppycock.
You know, in the future, Schwoz, we're- we're all friends.
Uh, co-workers.
But we do know everything about you.
Okay, then. Uh, what's my favorite snack?
Worms.
Hmm. Okay. Uh, what's my sister's name?
Winnie.
And what does she look like?
A horse.
[gasping]
Okay. Ah.
What do I have on my bottom?
A birthmark.
In the shape of?
Florida.
Which is next to?
- A mole. - In the shape of?
Japan.
Ay!
You guys, you really are from the future.
I know. I know.
Hey, you'd better put on a coat. Alaska's pretty cold.
[chuckles] I won't need a coat.
I'm just gonna pop back to the past, grab a chicawillow.
Schwoz is gonna pull me right back here.
And now... to Alaska.
[grunting]
I think the time portal needs to be on.
Right.
Okay, ready.
And now... to Alaska... in the year 1709!
[wind blowing]
[beeping]
Captain Man
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we hear you, Ray.
Man,
Well, I told you to take a coat.
Ooh, sorry, Mom.
You wish I was your mom.
- What does that mean? - I don't know.
Aw, they're sleeping.
Time to wake them up with a trip to the past.
Hit it, Colosso.
Don't tell me how to do my job.
[rumbling]
What's happening?
This is how it ends, Barb. Hold me.
My work here is done.
Holy cow, did you guys feel that?
Max's time machine blew up.
Time machine?
Yes, Max's time machine, it blew up.
I think it took us two days back in time.
That means it's Friday again.
Friday?
Hmm. How can we see
if we've really went back in time?
Check outside for dinosaurs.
We could do that.
Or... we could just turn on the TV.
[music playing]
Welcome to Friday's edition of Eye Witness News.
Wow. How about that Max, huh?
He sure does do believable things.
Yes, believable things.
Anyway, we'll be outside. Happy Friday. Come on, Billy.
But the dinosaurs.