here we go letter number one Dear Dave I'm a big fan but in my college apartment right now I
don't have a TV so I can't watch your show Aoki tenno hey Aoki tenno uh telling us about no TV
well you know uh Aoki we're sorry to hear that um you know reading your letter reminds me of my own
College days back at Ball State University and whenever you reflect on your college Years one
thing strikes you how much you change Through The Years via the experience and I was thinking about
that earlier today boy I really went through some changes in college I remember truth
here we go all right gin take a look there yeah
letter number two Dear Dave you're a pretty popular guy on the internet uh
but I bet you know absolutely nothing about computers uh Chris Petrucci a
British Columbia Canada you know this is pretty funny uh Chris you little punk
I want to tell you something right now nothing could be farther from the truth
I and Paula back me up here I am a huge computer buff in fact I just picked up
some new stuff is the camera in my office on turn on the camera in my office there's my
office ladies and Gentlemen let's go around and said let's see uh there's my office there she
is that's my brand new 20 Page per minute Epson a LaserJet printer that's my top of the line I
Omega Zip drive right there that's my 240 Meg CPU with a five gig hard drive
excuse me I was just doing a little morphing I see
you know in my spare time I I designed websites I know you do yeah
okay letter number three here we go today but I was wondering whatever happened to a Muji
burn Sarah Jewel sincerely mapped a New Bedford Massachusetts would you burn surgery a couple
of friends of ours worked down the street we haven't seen him in a while and people don't know
what happened you don't know what happened to him Well here here's what happened to him take a look
eyewitness 2 New York's number one source for news with much of a Raman
sirichul Islam mujubaraman with sports Raman with the weather muchiburraman with a Wall
Street update mojivar Raman with Logan election Cafe consumer Watchdog shirajul
Islam plus silly Julie slab and much of a Raman reviewing this week's movies
I witnessed two news take two New York which means at 5 on WCBS
what yeah
okay letter number four Dear Dave I started cheerleading two years ago oh my I was wondering
if you knew any cheers or if you ever wanted to be a cheerleader uh Carly Twigg uh Boston Spa
Saratoga New York uh no uh Carly I never I really never had much of an interest in cheerleading
but you know speaking of a college sports and because we have the Freshman Class
here do me a favor kids I think you're going to enjoy this please welcome the
mascot of New York University Brent the NYU goat Brad come on out here foreign
thank you very much for being here tonight Brandon it's certainly nice
to see you thanks for inviting me mayor clutch
they share NYU footballs taking it all the way to the Rose Bowl people
I'm talking to a guy in a goat suit ladies and gentlemen
uh I hate to spoil your excitement Brent but uh NYU has not had a football team since 1951.
what a coincidence 1951 was the last year I watched my costume hit it Professor
oh NYU go and buy you go
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