Ah!
What is the matter with you?!
Ah!
Gah! You're a comedy wizard!
Freddie? Is that you in there?
Yeah, it's me.
Oh my gosh, the bear ate Freddie. Bad bear!
Ah!
[grunting]
- Here. - Uh.
Never do that again!
You're not the boss of me.
[grunting]
What prank did you play on Sam?
Open up the door!
Call the police.
Open this door!
Leave me alone, Sam, we're even!
Ah!
Come here, Benson!
You handcuffed her to Gibby?
She put a dead fish in my locker!
Gibby's way worse than a dead fish! Give me the key!
- Give her the key. - Only if she promises--
[screaming]
What up my peeps?
Wow, that greeting was uncool in so many ways.
Yeah, well, uncool is the new cool.
Wow, that comeback was uncool in so many ways.
- Alright, you know what, Sam? - What Freddie?
[arguing]
You deserve a brain!
Why do fish sticks always make you rambunctious?
I think it's the tartar sauce.
Your head's full of tartar sauce.
- Hey, watch it before I-- - Stop!
Can we please remember we're all friends here?
This thing is not my friend!
35 hours and 59 minutes to go.
Now let's make sure we stay calm and relaxed so we can--
- Ow, you stepped on my foot! - What?
Hey, no, don't start.
- Ow! - Ow!
[arguing]
Ow! Let go of my-- Let go! Let go! Let go!
Stop it! Please!
Oh, the smoothie is free... but that's a $36 cup!
- Pay the man. - No... what cup is worth $36?
That's Jamaican plastic!
Forget it.
I can't believe you're being so cheap.
I can't believe you're being so pushy.
I can't believe I still don't have my $36.
I give glasses with feet girl an eight.
- I give her a nine. - Seven.
But I give Freddie a negative two.
- For what? - Just for being you.
You know, they say when a girl constantly rips on a guy,
it really just means she has a crush on him.
Yeah, but I wasn't ripping on a guy,
I was ripping on you.
No!
The doorknob came off!
Why'd you pull off the doorknob?!
Because I wanted it for my knob collection!
Would you guys not fight in front of a ghost?!
- There's no such thing as ghosts! - Grow up, Sam!
Are you nervous about the competition tonight?
Sure, a little bit.
What? Don't you feel all confident wearing your antibacterial underpants?
Ah, least my underwear doesn't have I heart Las Vegas written across the butt.
You looked in my suitcase.
I did not look in your suitcase.
[arguing]
Okay!
There's nothing wrong with wearing underwear
- that fights bacteria! - Yeah.
Or that was purchased in a casino.
Yeah.
- Who wants a snack? - I'm good.
Hey, toss me an apple.
Red or green?
Red 'cause green apples always-- Ah!
[grunting]
Sorry, I put a little too much heat on that.
Ah.
Did you see what she did?
You should've asked for a muffin.
Will you hurry? Carly's making sad people sing.
I'm going as fast as I can.
- Not fast enough. - Sam.
- Here, just move, let me do it. - No, you don't know this operation--
- Just move and let-- - Sam. Sam! Knock it off!
What are you doing?
Give me.
[arguing]
Let go of my hair!
Hey, check out this application I downloaded on my Pear phone.
It makes all the little--
Ah! She licked my phone.
Shh, America Sings is coming back on.
Never lick my phone again.
She did it again!
We were video chatting online.
And Sam said that her mom is a bigger freak than my mom.
She is.
Ha. When I was a baby, my mom put a chip in my brain
so she could locate me anywhere on Earth.
When I was a baby, my mom made me drink bottles
full of black coffee.
- Why? - She said it made me dance funny.
Oh, so you could make it look like we were in a snowstorm
or standing on the moon or something?
- Exactly. - Can you make it look like
I'm standing on your face?
Must you always attack me with words?
You want me to use rocks?
Carly puts a nice slice of lemon on my glass.
How does she think of that?
'Cause Carly's classy.
Oh and I'm not classy?
Classy people don't clean out their ears with their cell phone antenna.
- That was your cell phone antenna. - What?!
That's a lot of Parmesan.
What are you the cheese keeper?
No, I'm just saying the lasagna here is amazing.
So I don't think you need to shovel nine pounds of Parmesan.
Oh, it's okay Freddie, you don't have to pay for the Parmesan.
It's not about the money.
- Then why don't you stop criticizing... - Why is it whenever I make a suggestion?
Carly.
I'm sorry I blew up your 1952 Fudge Master.
Trudge... Master.
Trudge.
And it was a 1951.
You can tell 'cause the '52 has six rivets on the front where--
Shut up.
Why didn't you tell me that you and Freddie kissed?!
Uh.
Hey, can I run upstairs for second and install these--
You spoke of it.
[screaming]
Leave me alone, Sam! No!
[screaming]
Let me go!
[mumbling]
[grunting]
You swore you'd never tell anyone
- we kissed! - I didn't!
How'd you get so smart about computers?
She's not smart about--
Hey... no beverages in the store.
This is a smoothie.
Which is a beverage.
I got ways, Carly Shay and you know what else I got?
Pimples on your butt.
He was smart to run.