I wanted to hear that with conviction.
I want to hear it, man.
'Cause I don't know if he is!
Casemiro!
Bro, I ain't get no chest from you, bro.
World class!
That chest is flat.
Have you got a world-class midfielder in your team?
Huh?
Have you got a world-class midfielder in your team?
Yeah.
Who?
Martin Ødegaard.
Martin Ødegaard is world class?
Yeah, at creating chances.
I've heard it all, man. I've heard it all.
Oh, look who we have here.
Man like Mr Bhavs.
You've got the most positive Arsenal fan here.
Well, there's a good reason, we're top of the league.
Listen, bloody hell, has the season finished?
Can anyone confirm the season finished?
Season's not over. Have you got a trophy there or something?
Have you got any trophies in the last five years?
Listen, don't worry, man.
You guys protect this FA Cup, but honestly,
I wouldn't be surprised if it's behind you now.
Just chill out, man.
Yeah, but it's more than you, though.
The season's just started.
Relax, you know what I mean?
There's no gold trophy like last time
that you keep talking about.
You see the hesitation?
That's hesitation.
You're not sure. I'm sure.
Listen, don't worry, man.
Strongly disagree with chest.
Listen.
What can you say that you can tell me that?
You tell me that.
What, Arsenal finishing above United?
Yeah, yeah, you've got the best striker in the world?
Got the best defence in the world?
Got the best midfield in the world?
Is that your argument?
You're doing the talking for me.
Is that your argument?
You answered your own question.
No, but that's what I'm hearing, that's what I'm hearing.
You're hearing that?
Let me know what you think.
I think it's more you guys. You are trash.
Your manager...
You are awful.
Your manager's finished... Where's your manager finished?
You being trash gives me confidence.
You let me know where your manager's finished.
You give me the statistics where your manager's finished.
Right now, he's top of the league.
Eighth, eighth, sixth.
And you're telling me...
5th.
Listen, all I'm saying to you is, yeah?
The manager's here now, we've got a coach now,
a proper, proper coach.
You've seen him in Europe,
you've watched him in Europe.
Don't know if you've watched Arteta in Europe.
I have.
You've seen him in Europe, you've seen what he's done.
You've seen the squads that he's managed.
We know where we're going now.
Finally, we've got manager now we believe in.
Arteta, what's he done at your football club
that you can believe that he's gonna finish above United?
What Arteta's done is he's stabilised the club
and we should be your blueprint.
Stabilised the club.
What we're doing now is what you wanna do.
After spending £400 million,
you've stabilised the football club?
After spending £400 million, your argument is that
he's stabilised your football club.
As long as your captain's Harry Maguire...
Captain ain't there anymore.
Is he not?
He's not there anymore.
He's dropped.
We've got Varane and we've got Lisandro Martinez.
Is it?
Was he centre-back?
And you've got a centre-back that you loaned out
for two years and all of a sudden
he's the best centre-back in the world.
Might be.
He's better than yours. He might be.
He's better than yours.
I think your centre-backs are not even getting on our bench.
After three games,
you can say your centre-backs are better than mine?
Yeah.
What you talking about, 'Cause you've got no defence.
Champions League Varane?
Any defender is better than Maguire.
Champions League Varane and we've got Lisandro Martinez.
It's the Europa League Varane now, isn't it?
Well, this is a process, innit?
Like you lot say, like you lot say,
you're the master of process.
What do you say for three years?
It's a process, right?
I'm telling you, trust Arsenal's process,
'cause you need the same.
The question was, who's finishing above who?
And I think you agree, 'cause you put agree,
I put strongly disagree.
There's no confidence.
I agreed that Man United are finishing above Arsenal.
And how's that?
I think we've got the manager.
I think we've got the players now.
I think we've got the belief now.
Listen, you know that more than me
where it's the start of the season and it can end well.
Yes or no?
So at the end of the day, we're gonna go through
this process, we're gonna believe in the manager,
and step by step... Nothing happens overnight.
The season's not finished yet.
And I firmly believe, with the cohesion we've got
and the manager, you can't tell me that Arteta
is a better manager than Ten Hag.
I can. Can you say that?
Yes, I can,
'cause I've watched Arteta manage,
and you've not watched any games of Ten Hag.
Listen, I've watched... Doesn't mean that I've watched...
So you're saying that I didn't watch Ajax?
So how can you judge Ten Hag and not Arteta?
I've watched...
You've watched more games of Arteta than Ten Hag.
I've watched Arteta and he's rubbish.
Is he?
Yeah, and he's underperformed for Arsenal.
Eighth, eighth and sixth.
So how can you tell me he's gonna outperform Ten Hag?
He's won a trophy.
So what makes you think Arsenal
are gonna finish above United?
Apart from the fact that we have a better attack,
better defence, better midfield...
Oh my God, you're acting like a Liverpool fan.
Better manager.
Have you just literally written the script to Liverpool?
Best defence, best midfield...
It's not really hard to be better than Man United,
is it nowadays?
I think Brighton have got a better defence,
Where's your motto? Where's your motto?
midfield and attacking areas.
Where's the Arsenal motto?
Don't copy Liverpool's motto about best defence
and all that. Where's your motto of Arsenal?
How do you firmly believe
that you're going to finish above United?
Do you disagree, though?
Do you think you've got a better defence than Arsenal?
I think we've got a better defence than Arsenal.
Then how come you conceded more goals than us last season?
Again, last season is Rangnick.
Why don't you just judge it on this season?
What about this season so far?
How many goals have you conceded this season?
This season we've got Lisandro Martinez.
Yeah, how many goals have you conceded?
How many clean sheets does Martinez have?
Zero. What, so far?
Season's not finished yet, has it?
Money where your mouth is,
where do you think United is finishing?
Top half?
Fourth.
Fourth?
Yeah.
That's realistic.
And I know that's what the first season of Ten Hag,
that's what we're aiming for.
I know there's teams that are in a more bigger progression.
For me, fourth. I know we're finishing fourth.
Now, don't say second, you. Don't say second.
Oh, you ain't even asked me, have you?
Go on then.
Where are you finishing this season?
Third.
Third?
Yeah.
You literally just... Oh my God.
Bruv, I've got confidence here.
You're going in the middle. Ah, moving like that, like that.
So you're saying you're going from eighth...
So the process is to finish eighth, eighth, sixth
and then third?
After spending £450 million?
Improvements.
Yeah?
And you keep saying sixth.
Are you finishing above Tottenham again,
for the first time in how many years?
I don't know. I don't count.
Wow, 'cause you don't count
'cause that's how bad you've been.
I count my trophies.
Do you count your trophies?
One trophy.
So you lap it up again, one trophy again.
14 FA Cups would be exact, 13 league titles.
Bloody hell.
Please, man. Please.
Please. Don't even...
Oh my God, man.
I think you should move yours there as well,
if you had any common sense.
Please, man. Please.
But I'm not surprised, United fan.
Go on, give me your delusion then.
Please, man.
Let me hear the waffle this time.
So what you're gonna say, Ramsdale's kicking...
Hold on a minute, hold on a minute.
Are you gonna say Ramsdale's kicking
therefore means he's better than David de Gea?
Is that what you're gonna do?
I mean, I'd say De Gea's a good goalkeeper.
Then I watched the game against Brentford and he...
Ah, so one game again?
What is this with Arsenal fans?
One game here and there, three games Arsenal lost
this and that.
Ramsdale has been relegated twice in his career.
He does one kick, he does camera saves after camera saves,
and all of a sudden you think
he's the best keeper in the world.
We're talking about a guy who's in his peak powers.
Oh my.
And he's Spain's fourth-choice goalkeeper?
Peak Powers? He's just come from the Championship.
Spain's fourth... No, I'm talking about De Gea.
De Gea? Okay.
Spain's fourth-choice goalkeeper?
Fourth choice?
Well, that just shows you the talent that's there.
Lemme say that one more time, fourth choice?
And where's Ramsdale in the keeper [pecking order]
for England?
Behind Brighton's goalkeeper.
Behind Brentford's goalkeeper.
You think he's better than Ramsdale,
then, my friend, you need to walk out of here right now.
Is Ramsdale England's number one?
No.
So there you go.
So why are you talking about David de Gea then?
So England's number two or Spain's number four, hmm?
Listen, I don't care. I wonder what's better.
If they're not number one, we don't care.
Again, we don't need a Championship failure.
Who's better on facts then?
De Gea's still better.
Ramsdale is more likely to get in Spain's squad
if he were Spanish than De Gea.
Oh my God.
Based on what? 'Cause he can kick the ball.
'Cause he can kick the ball.
Oh my God, man.
Footballers kick the ball, you know?
They kick the ball.
Are you lot hearing this, man?
Because he can kick the ball,
therefore he can go into the Spain squad.
You name your team and you give me your analysis.
I think you'd be lucky to get two players
in the Arsenal team.
Two players? Wow.
If I'm being pitiful, you know?
And that's why I think we'll strongly finish above you.
So you've got the best striker in the world as well?
I'm not saying the best in the world,
but you're not the best in the world.
I think Brighton's got a better striker than you lot have.
Man-for-man, most of our team is better than your team.
We've got centre-backs that are better than yours.
Man United fans have a disease, right?
The midfield as well.
And it's called names over profiles. Big names, big names.
You gonna add Casemiro in there as well?
I don't know. I'm not sure.
Well, so you don't wanna add him?
I think he could get in the team.
Maybe he's one of your players.
You think you could what?
Yeah, I think he's one of your players.
I wanted to hear that with conviction. I want to hear it.
'Cause I don't know if he is.
Casemiro!
Bro, I ain't getting no chest from you.
World class.
Your chest is flat.
Have you got a world-class midfielder in your team?
Huh?
Have you got a world-class midfielder in your team?
Yeah.
Who?
Martin Ødegaard.
Martin Ødegaard is world class?
Yeah, at creating chances.
I've heard it all, man. I've heard it all.
The guy that scored about five goals last season.
Yeah, creating chances.
How many chances did he create last season?
I think the second best in the league.
Wow, man.
And you want to call him world class based on that?
What does that mean, if he's not?
No.
Man-for-man, Bhavs, listen.
You're a good guy.
I know.
And I'm a clever guy as well.
Listen.
I know you're clever.
You've served your waffle in different ways.
This isn't a dessert place. I don't need no waffle right now.
It's not Twitter, you know?
You're just giving me little opinions.
Give me facts.
And there's no... We can't do no comps.
Two-minute comps.
We can't do no two-minute comps.
We want to see based on the whole season.
Who's got the better striker?
Jesus. I give you Jesus.
You'll give me Jesus. But in reality...
Who's got a better right winger?
If you had Ronaldo in your team, would you put him up front?
Who's got a better right winger?
Sorry?
Who's got a better right winger?
I think it's Jadon Sancho.
I think Jadon Sancho's clear.
Then why can't...
How come Sancho can't make the England squad
and Saka's starting?
Yeah, because Gareth Southgate's manager.
Is it?
You can't provide the basis on that,
when Southgate's the manager. You know it already.
Southgate should be picking better players.
So we can't disclose that.
How many goals did Sancho score last season?
Listen, he's...
Same amount as Gabriel.
It's bit of a... Same amount as Gabriel.
But in terms of Same amount as Gabriel.
man-for-man, it's a new season.
Man-for-man, Sancho is clear.
Everybody knows the talent of Jadon Sancho.
Everybody knows.
And Saka, listen, star boy, this and that.
I give him his credit,
but I'm taking Sancho, and I think most people will agree
on here.
Sancho for me is clear.
Again, name over profile.
You do it all the time.
You look at even his qualities, though.
Is it?
You know, if you look at his attributes,
Sancho is clear.
Everything.
If you look at his technical qualities, clear of Saka.
Saka's just a pace merchant. What makes him clear?
Hey?
What makes him clear?
It's technically wise.
Yeah, but what makes him technically good?
Technically good in terms of dribbling.
Better dribbler.
Is he?
Easily better dribbler Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Listen, listen.
Let's not mess around.
Skills, skillset, whose are better?
He's got five star skills,
he's better than Saka now?
You just asked me the attributes
and I just named you right now.
Skillset... No, I'm not playing FIFA.
You play FIFA.
I don't play FIFA.
I actually don't play FIFA.
I'd smoke you if I did, you know.
I don't care.
Name me the players that get in our team.
De Gea,
Varane.
Okay, that's it.
I don't need to hear any more.
De Gea gets in our team?
De Gea gets in your team.
Does he? De Gea, Varane.
[De Gea] doesn't get in Spain's team. He doesn't get in Brentford's team.
Forget Arsenal's.
Listen, are you going to hear me out?
De Gea, Varane, Sancho.
Left-back as well, Malacia.
Who have you got at left-back?
Zinchenko?
Zinchenko, Tierney.
Listen, I think for me, you've not provided an argument
in your midfield.
You said Ødegaard, Ødegaard.
Our midfield is Ødegaard, Xhaka, Partey.
Who do you think gets in the Man United team?
Ramsdale, comfortably,
'cause my keeper plays it out from the back.
I'm a person that is in the modern era of football.
Modern-era hype.
Not in 2013, when United are still winning trophies.
Modern era, Ramsdale gets in the team.
Right-back, Tomiyasu gets in the team.
Tomiyasu that never plays?
Left-back...
But this is not about who's fit and who's not available.
It's about when everyone's fit and available.
Even Ben White gets in over Wan-Bissaka.
Or Dalot. Who's Dalot?
Dalot is the right-back and Ben White...
You can't make positions.
Dalot is the right-back.
Even Cédric is better than Dalot.
Oh my God.
We've got two better left-backs, Tierney and Zinchenko.
I don't think you can argue against that.
Centre-backs...
Casemiro in the midfield.
Well, no, let's go centre--backs.
Why are you moving it forwards?
Are you a bit scared about centre-backs?
A bit of insecurities here?
I've already said it.
Centre-backs.
Which Arsenal centre-backs get in your team?
Saliba.
Saliba, I'll give you that.
Comfortably.
Saliba, You can't put Gabriel.
Gabriel, Listen. Come on, man.
Ben White.
Ben White, come on.
I think they both get in.
No, Lisandro Martinez and Varane get in there.
I think Varane would be lucky to make the bench.
Ah.
'Cause if you're talking about Tomiyasu's fitness,
it's the same with Varane.
Lisandro Martinez, Saliba,
I'll give you that one. He's not a centre-back.
The midfield options, who's getting the midfield options?
Casemiro's getting in there.
You've got bloody, Eriksen's in there.
Eriksen's in there?
Eriksen, you would die for Eriksen.
You can't tell me Eriksen
wouldn't get into the Arsenal team.
Listen, I watched him against Brentford
and I was so jealous.
Yeah, one-game hype.
So, so jealous.
I was like, "Why is he not playing for Arsenal?"
One-game hype.
Is that all you do, one-game hype?
You know what?
I'll give him some respect.
All of your strikers, one player.
You deeping how bad that is for your attack?
I disagree.
And this is a fourth-place attack you said as well.
I disagree, man.
I prefer not to speak.
What's the highest goal tally of Gabriel Jesus?
I think 14.
14?
And you put disagree.
14?
You don't even believe in your attack like that.
I thought Sancho was the next big thing.
No, I don't believe...
No, the question was Gabriel Jesus
will score more goals than...
Than your entire attack.
I know, because he won't, 'cause he won't.
Cristiano Ronaldo's still there.
We got Martial still there.
We could possibly buy another striker.
Martial's still there?
Yeah, Martial's still there.
Martial's still proven. Oh, wow.
End of the day, right?
Shiver my timbers. Martial.
Jesus, this so-called world-class striker,
has only scored 14 goals.
You still have to deep that.
There's no confidence within you
that he will score 25 goals.
There clearly is, my friend. I strongly agree.
On the basis of what?
Pep used to bench him, Pep never rated him.
On the basis of Arsenal make better chances.
Now all of sudden Arteta's gonna make him better.
Arsenal make more chances, he will start more games.
The wizard Ødegaard is gonna all of a sudden...
You've got Saka, you've got Martinelli,
you've got Fabio Vieira, Smith Rowe. Shall I name any more?
Listen, Cristiano Ronaldo still got 18 goals
for Man United last season.
Is it?
Martial... Where did that get you?
We've got a new manager now.
Last season lots of injuries.
Where did that get you?
It don't matter. Answer my question.
Where did it get you?
Where did that get you?
I'm not talking about Arsenal's goals now.
Again, your point is irrelevant, though.
The question's about goals.
Where did you finish last season?
The question's about goals and Ronaldo got 18 goals.
Where did that get you?
The question was Jesus would get more goals
than all of our strikers, and that's...
I agreed, I agreed.
Again, Ronaldo got 18 goals last season.
We've got a new manager for Martial.
Will Ronaldo even be there?
We've got Casemiro now.
We've got a more solid basis now to score more goals.
No, but you gotta realise, though,
We've got more of a solid basis now to score more goals.
Tactically, Man United will be astute, more better
than United to score more goals.
Right now, you can't tell me, Jesus...
You have more confidence in Jesus, who scored 14 goals,
the highest for Man City,
to replicate them goals for Arsenal.
You can't say it.
I've got facts to back that.
That 14-goal season, he started 20, 21 league games.
At Arsenal he'll start 35, more chances, more starts,
more goals.
Bingo.
And hence why Ødegaard will assist,
will be the wizard, is that what you're trying to say?
Yeah, it's not just Ødegaard.
We've got more players.
We've got a better attack.
So you don't believe in Ronaldo?
You don't believe in Ronaldo,
a world-class Ronaldo?
He won't even be there.
How'd you know?
He don't wanna be there. On what basis?
He don't wanna be there.
Where'd you hear that from?
He's sitting on the bench anyway.
Have you heard that from the gossip column?
No, reports, Fabrizio Romano.
Here we go.
Just 'cause you did a video with Fabrizio Romano,
now all of a sudden he's your best friend.
It's big time, innit?
You know what?
For me, like I said,
I'm not gonna lie to you, yeah.
A benchwarmer, all of a sudden, from Man City,
comes to Arsenal.
It creates this big atmosphere and whatnot.
And then of all of a sudden, bang!
He outscores Ronaldo, who scored 18 goals last season.
A man who has never score more than, how many did we say?
14 goals.
Still got Martial in there.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm gonna have to firmly disagree, man.
Even he hesitated.
You see that? Listen, man.
Your club is getting violated by the producers.
Producer man, I might have to have words with you now.
This wasn't part of the script.
Talk to me, my friend.
Talk to me.
Bottom of the table after two games.
This is where...
Holding four to Brentford,
at home against Brighton.
Graham Potter walking over, walking over,
Ten Hag in his first game.
Talk to me.
I think, for me, like I said to you,
we've been in a transition.
Any club
We've been in a transition.
that has Harry Maguire Hear me out, hear me out.
as a captain is a banter club. We've been in a transition.
But again, he's been dropped.
We've been in a transition.
Harry Beckenbauer no?
We've finally got a manager now.
My thing is yeah, we've got Ten Hag as manager now.
We've got a new system, we've got a new culture now.
We're gonna be changing things slowly,
but all of a sudden
for Arsenal fans to look down on Man United,
who are the kings of banter club, by the way,
who every single time
we look forward every single time for the Arsenal meltdown.
Every single time.
It's always around the corner.
With United now, we're gonna be entering a new period
now under Ten Hag.
And we've got a longevity with this manager.
You don't have that longevity with your manager.
Why is that now?
Because you know, around the corner,
after spending that £400 million,
you know around the corner,
if he doesn't meet his objective, he's gonna get sacked.
Whereas my manager's got time.
He's got time to build here.
Your manager hasn't got time.
He's running out of time.
Are you sure?
Arteta's running out of time.
Are you sure he's got time?
I know, I know.
You think Erik ten Months has got time?
Listen.
More than more than 10 months?
Listen.
More than 10 months? Respect on my manager.
Are you willing to put money on the fact that
he will stay more than 10 months?
Easy.
How much? Easy.
Listen, wherever you've got your price, innit?
No, your price.
You decide.
£100?
£100.
There you go.
And don't back out.
I'm not backing out.
Okay.
You know what Bhavs, man?
Actually, I'll put it here 'cause there's a lot of us.
No, no, no.
Stay where it is.
Don't go anywhere.
How about you move over there as well?
Listen, man.
Bhavs, Bhavs, please.
The amount of stuff that's come out of your fanbase
is absolutely crazy.
You know that already.
Explain.
Give me examples.
The amount of nonsense your fanbase comes out with.
The amount of hype that your fanbase comes with.
And yet again and again, what happens, man?
What happens?
The meltdown is always around the corner, Bhavs.
It's always around the corner.
And I see you at the end of the season.
"Oh, next season.
Next season."
Yeah, next season.
Your fanbase is deluded, man.
We're deluded?
You know what it is?
This guy is calling us deluded
and you call Maguire better than Van Dijk.
Listen, bring the receipts.
He's calling us deluded. Bring the receipts.
He called Harry Maguire,
Harry Beckenbauer. There's no evidence, people.
No evidence, so it never happened.
Harry Beckenbauer.
We'll find the evidence.
We've got the VAR to prove it.
At the end of the day, like I said to you,
your meltdowns are always around the corner.
What about yours outside Old Trafford?
You're the biggest talkers,
you're the biggest talkers.
You're the biggest talkers I've ever heard.
And yet you do nothing.
You're the biggest talkers I've ever heard.
You talk about this, you talk about that.
You man are just deluded, man.
You have got no substance to what you say.
You come out with all this crap
and at the end of the day, it's same old, same old.
Nothing ever changes at Arsenal.
You, my friend,
It's always banter era every time.
have just perfectly described Man United fans.
Amazing.
I couldn't describe it any better.
Are you hearing yourself?
There you go, man.
It's been a pleasure, Bhavs.
You know what I mean?
Seeing you in person,
it's made me think different of you, man.
Yeah, I know.
You're a good guy, man.
You're a good guy.
I still think you're delusional.
So Pires or Ronaldo?
Laughing like the Joker here, I tell you.
What are you laughing about?
There's only one answer.
No, no, seriously.
I don't like that.
You're disrespecting Robert Pires.