- On YouTube, no one can hear you scream.
- Let's talk about that.
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- It is almost Halloween which means spooks, scares
and screams lurk around every corner,
but not all screams are screams of terror.
- Yeah. - Terror.
- Terror. - Terror.
- I like it when you hit that third R in terror.
- Sometimes screams are screams of sheer delight.
Like when I find an onion ring
in the bottom of my bag of fries.
(Screams) An onion ring!
Anyway, today we are going to see, Rhett,
if you can identify why someone is screaming
based purely on the scream itself.
It is time for
♫ Sweet Scream are Made of These
♫ Who Am I to Guess These Screams?
(scream)
Get it?
A little Eurythmics.
You get the allusion.
- Well, you don't have-- - To the song.
- Well you don't have to get it
because you sang the same melody
as the song that I'm familiar with.
There's really nothing to get.
- Okay, I'm gonna play audio of a scream for you
from a random YouTube video, okay.
I don't think you've seen these videos.
- I've seen a lot.
- Then you will have to choose from multiple choice options
what's that scream, okay?
Then I will reveal the answer
in a video clip for all of you, so feel free to play along.
If you get four of these correct, Rhett,
you will be crowned the royal 2017 Halloween Scream Queen.
- Oh.
- It's gonna be a great crown.
You're gonna wanna wear it.
You're gonna wanna like boast,
but if you lose I'll wear it.
- That is how it works.
- You ready for this?
- Yeah.
- All right, I'm gonna play this first scream for you.
Hit it.
(scream)
- It's a long scream.
There were other people present.
Other people present, maybe children present.
- Okay.
- Sort of in the middle, that's the clue that I'm taking.
- Take anything as a clue that you want.
- I'll take them all.
- Here are your choices.
Was it A a high school boy terrified
to find a snake in his bed?
B, a high school girl tickled
to find a Ford Mustang in her driveway?
Or C, a high school lunch lady disturbed
to find out what's actually in the meatloaf?
(screams)
But I'm still gonna serve it.
Out to you Aunt Vicky.
- I'm going with...
- My Aunt Vicky was a lunch lady.
- I remember, she's not dead.
I still remember, I know.
Oral clues. - The best clues.
- I believe it was outside, that was not a bedroom.
That was outside, that was the Mustang in the driveway.
It was an excited family.
- Okay, let's find out.
- What are you?
(screams)
- You are right, Rhett.
You heard the reverb bouncing off
the hood of that red Stang.
- Yeah.
It's not a Camaro, I mean give me a break.
- She screamed even more when she found out
the car wasn't for her.
- Ooh. - Yeah harsh.
- That's a problem.
- Off to a good start, Rhett.
One for one.
Listen to this scream.
(scream)
All right.
- Okay it had a couple of jumps in it.
- Wow.
Was it A, one buddy dousing his naked buddy
with ice water in the shower,
B, one buddy shocking his naked buddy
with a taser in the shower,
or C one buddy the Elf robbing a Long John Silver's naked.
Not that.
That's a deleted scene.
- Now if you were tased, that's not
how you respond to a tase.
A tase (screams)
I get in a tase loop sometimes.
- On YouTube.
- If you got a tasing play list,
please send it to my e-mail address.
- Which is?
- Bigboy85madeUlook@gmail.com
- Made you look.
- Yeah. (laughter)
- Once you add numbers, you need not add made you look.
- I just like saying that.
- Bigboy85 made you look.
- Somebody is scrambling to create that right now.
- The U is just a U in for made U look.
- Okay, what's your answer.
Are you saying taser?
- No, no, ice bucket, man.
- All right, let's find out.
Wait for it.
(screams)
- Ugh.
- It was a taser.
- It didn't tase him though,
he just did it in his presence.
- You think if he was actually tased,
his scream would be different.
- Exactly.
- Well you still got it wrong.
And do not try this at home,
that man was obviously a professional.
(laughter)
All right, listen to this scream people.
(scream)
- This person still alive?
- I can't tell you that.
Here are your options.
Was it an old Mee-Maw getting a surprise visit
from her beloved granddaughter,
or an old Pee-Paw getting a surprise ejection
from his beloved recliner,
or C an old Mee-Pee-Paw setting a new
personal record in the pole vault?
- Mee-Paw? - Mee-Pee-Paw.
- Mee-Pee. - Mee-Pee-Paw.
It's the granddad or grandmaw that can go over a pole vault.
- Okay this is what you call the Mee-Maw, Pee-Paw conundrum.
- Yes.
- Grandkids find themselves in this all the time.
- Granddaughter or recliner?
- I think that this is a Pee-Paw.
I don't think this is a Mee-Maw.
- Ejected from recliner, let's find out.
- Where is she?
- Pan over, there we go.
- Heather, oh my gosh, Heather.
- My Mee-Maw never.
(buzzer)
My Mee-Maw never treated me that way.
- Heather gonna get a lot of hard candies.
- You know.
- That was sweet, I just gotta take a moment.
- The way she - Kinda wobbled to her.
What was even sweeter was that you got it wrong.
The next one, let's listen to this scream.
(scream)
- That's a cat.
I don't need choices.
- Was it a lady being proposed to by
the handsome man of her dreams,
or a lady getting her bunions eaten off
by the hangry fish of her nightmares,
or a lady suddenly remembering
that she paid $14 to see Mother!
- I wanna see that.
- I don't.
- It's suppose to shake you up.
- Exactly.
- I'm going to go back to my oral clues again.
I believe that this was inside some sort of small room
where a woman is, I can hear it,
she's sticking her feet into a little
body of water with fish in it.
- Let's find out.
- Mmhmm. - Mmhmm.
You got this one right.
(scream)
Fish are eating off her bunions, dude.
- It can't be that big of a deal.
That's just, she's over reacting.
- I don't know, man.
Don't knock it until you try it.
And if you think that's disturbing,
wait until you see her bikini wax video.
(laughter)
Roll it. Roll it.
I just wanted to say roll it.
Um, I'm not gonna show it to you until later.
- Yeah, later.
- All right, listen to this scream.
(scream)
Pretty straightforward scream.
Was that a girl opening her closet
and finding a scary clown on Halloween,
a boy opening an iPod touch on Christmas,
or Aunt Debbie opening her third bottle
of Manischewitz on Rosh Hashannah?
(laughter)
Bottle three.
- That sounded like a scream of excitement.
iPod Touch is not something to be that excited about.
Ya know, I've touched a lot of iPods.
It's not that exciting.
It's really exciting the first time though, so B.
- Hmm, let's see it.
(scream)
iPod Touch it is.
- It's an iPod Touch!
- Wow, okay, all right kid.
Yeah, he's gonna be so disappointed.
It doesn't get any better than that.
It gets worse from that point.
- I hope Santa brought someone a tranquilizer gun.
(laughter)
All right, so he got that one right.
How many does he have right?
- [Woman] Three.
- You gotta get one more right, Rhett,
to be crowned Queen of the Scream.
Listen up.
(scream)
- That one had trouble hanging on.
- Okay, was that the killer from Saw, JigSaw,
finding out his actually jigsaw puzzle
is missing several pieces,
B, the killer from Scream finding out he's going
to be a father, while sitting by a copy
of Edward Munch's The Scream,
or C Mike Myers, the actor, running into Mike Myers,
the serial killer in the middle of the cereal aisle.
- So you're telling me that--
(laughter)
- Anything can happen on YouTube, man.
Anybody can upload anything to YouTube.
- Right, so it's going to be someone dressed as any
of these people is what you're telling me.
- No, it all comes down to this Rhett,
do you win the crown or not?
- I wanna go with a simple straightforward answer,
this is Jigsaw.
- Let's find out, what's that scream?
- We're pregnant.
(scream)
- You are wrong.
- Yeah.
- Congratulations Lizzie.
- I feel horrible about myself.
- We produced that one in house.
- Yeah, I get that now.
- But that is the killer from scream.
That is not Alex.
You did not win the crown, but I will gladly take it.
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