- Hi, I'm Maddie,
and these are my friends, Frank, Zoe, Nigel, and Pretty Boy.
(upbeat music)
- Look at his cute little bottom.
Like it was knitted by angels.
(rap music)
- Be honest,
do you think koalas can be a little bit shallow?
- Ahh...
(sloppy sound)
- Ugh.
I'm slightly less attractive than I was before.
- Oh, brother.
- What's this disgusting thing under my hat?
- Ugh, your face.
(rap music)
- [Maddie] Zoe's so smart,
she's always figuring out clever ways to escape.
(ball rolling)
(ball tings)
(glass dings)
(rap music)
(crocodile roars)
(gate slams)
(crocodile laughs)
- Careful, Jackie, they don't know you're kidding.
- Ah, they love it.
Besides, keeps me young.
Come on, show Auntie Jackie that beautiful face.
- Nice pumps.
Aren't you that snake who can-
- Kill a hundred people in 10 seconds?
Yep, that's me (chuckles).
Don't worry, I know exactly where I'm going.
Snakes have a built-in radar.
- That's false.
- Oh, in that case, I am completely lost.
(rap music)
(all scream)
- You're a bunch of creepy animals.
No one is ever going to love you.
(all gasp)
- You're really mean.
- But he's so adorable.
(Pretty Boy clicks tongue)
Like a tiny cloud filled with hate.
- [Maddie] Nigel just wants everything to be beautiful.
- I have a horror of beige.
I've never had a pretty friend before.
Can I wipe my bottom with your fur?
- What? - Geez, Nigel.
- [Frank] Why would you even say something like that?
- What's wrong with Frank?
(Frank moans)
- Frank, what are you doing?
- I don't know, it's like now that we're in the wild,
some kind of instinct's taking over.
(rap music)
- Focus.
- I'm Frank.
What are you doing later?
- Eating my husband.
- And after that?
(Frank groans)
(kissing sounds)
- Ah, maybe Frank needs help.
- It's a twig, I know that.
(door slams open)
- I'm Chaz Hunt.
I'm tracking a deadly snake,
a scorpion, a spider and a lizard.
Who's with me?
(classical piano music)
- Try next door.
- Chapter Four (clears throat),
how I fought a giant python and lost your mother.
- Tell us where they are or I'll thump ya.
(all gasp)
(engine revs)
Ram him off the road.
(gasps) I'll take the wheel
and you jump on top. - What?
- Good thing you taught me
how to drive a combat vehicle when I was six.
- Oh, look, what a pretty little sailing boat.
- [All] Shark!
(all scream)
(Jacinta coughs)
- Oh, sorry to scare you, I get that reaction a lot.
It's the smile, isn't it?
Jacinta. - [All] Hi.
(Maddie yells)
- Ugh, gross.
♪ She can do no wrong ♪
♪ You turn his back on his best friend ♪
♪ If you put her down ♪
(Doug burps)
- Wow.
- Well, don't just stand there, come on in,
pull up a chair, chill.
I'm Doug, put it there.
And that beautiful creature in the next cage is Aureen.
- Hi.
(Pretty Boy yawns)
(Pretty Boy exclaims in disgust)
- Salute, darling.
(person screaming)
I'm Legs Luciano, you're safe with us.
- [Both] Phew.
- Except him, he's really attractive.
We're gonna have to kill him.
(Pretty Boy yells)
- Being ugly was something to be proud of.
Now it's just a popularity contest.
I heard they let a platypus in.
(both gasp)
- Am I cute, am I ugly, am I a duck, am I a beaver?
It's just, it's very hard for me
to buy clothes off the rack, duck.
- I mean, she's totally my best friend and everything,
but did you see how many gum nuts she ate,
I'm so sorry, that is not fur,
that is totally fat,
we just need to kick her out of the tree.
- I'm Dave.
(Dave groans)
My bloomin' onions.
♪ One, two, three, four, five ♪
♪ Once I caught a boy alive ♪
(Chaz panting)
(Chaz yells)
(animals yelling)
- Oh, I feel sick.
- [Maddie] Haven't you ever wanted to be more
than just pretty?
(Pretty Boy laughs hysterically)
(whooshing sound effect)