>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME THE DELIGHTFUL AND TALENTED CHRIS
PRATT!
( BAND PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: THEY'RE VERY NICE AUDIENCES WE HAVE EVERY NIGHT.
THEY DON'T ALWAYS GIVE STANDING OVATIONS.
>> OH, REALLY?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WHAT A BEAUTIFUL THEATER.
>> Stephen: ISN'T A GORGEOUS THEATER?
>> GORGEOUS.
>> Stephen: SPEAKING OF GORGEOUS, HAVE YOU SEEN THAT
HORSE?
( LAUGHTER ) >> YES, I HAVE.
>> Stephen: EXTRAORDINARY.
IT'S A PROBLEM FOR ME.
>> Stephen: ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP?
>> YES, BECAUSE I'M MARRIED, BUT I FELT FEELINGS FOR THAT HORSE.
I'M NOT KIDDING, STEPHEN.
I SAW THAT HORSE.
YOU GUYS, BE CAREFUL.
I REALLY SAW THAT HORSE AND I WENT -- OH --
>> Stephen: GETS YOU ON A PRIMAL LEVEL.
>> SO BEAUTIFUL!
>> Stephen: I JUST WANT TO JUMP ON BARE BACK AND RIDE OFF
INTO THE SUNSET.
NOT A METAPHOR.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: MM-HMM.
IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN UNTIL YOU SEE THE HORSE.
I HAVE TO EXPLORE THIS.
I HAVE TO CALL MY WIFE AFTER THIS.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE AN ARTIST, YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOUR FEELINGS.
>> YOU'RE RIGHT.
WHOO!
FREDERIK!
> ( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: THE LAST TIME WE SAW EACH OTHER WAS 2003 WHEN WE
WERE DOING A MOVIE CALLED "STRANGERS WITH CANDY"
( LAUGHTER ) THAT'S CALLED A "CULT HIT."
( LAUGHTER ) YOU PLAYED THE LOVE INTEREST FOR
AMY SODARIS.
I THINK THEY HAVE A CLIP OF YOU IN THE MOVIE RIGHT NOW.
>> HEY, WHO'S THAT?
WOW, CHECK OUT THE (BLEEP) ON THAT ARM!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: 13 YEARS AGO.
DID YOU KNOW THAT MOVIE COST ME $3,000 TO BE IN?
>> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WE PAID YOU, RIGHT?
>> WELL, NO -- WELL, YES, YOU DID.
BUT THIS IS A TESTAMENT TO HOW MUCH WE LOVE DOING WHAT WE DO
THAT WE WOULD PAY TO DO IT.
IT WAS SOMETHING CALLED A LOCAL HIRE ONLY ROLE SO THEY ONLY WANT
TO PAY SOMEONE FROM NEW YORK OR NEW JERSEY TO DO TO ROLE.
THEY DIDN'T WANT TO PAY TO PUT SOMEBODY UP.
>> Stephen: YOU WERE FROM LOS ANGELES.
>> YES, AND I FLEW MYSELF, PRETENDED I LIVED HERE, STAYED
IN A HOTEL AND SLEPT ON PEOPLE'S COUCHES.
IT WOULD HAVE BROKE ABOUT EVEN BUT IN THE MIDDLE I HAD TO FLY
HOME FOR ONE WEEKEND.
>> Stephen: TO LOS ANGELES?
TO LOS ANGELES, YEAH.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
YEAH, WELL, NO, ACTUALLY, I WAS DOING A TV SHOW CALLED
EVERWOOD AT THE TIME.
>> Stephen: SURE.
AND I HAD TO GO TO COURT BECAUSE I HAD A WARRANT OUT FOR
MY ARREST, WHICH IS PRETTY AWESOME TO SAY.
>> Stephen: WOW!
PRETTY HARD CORE GUY.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
IT WAS LIKE FOR AN INSURANCE TICKET THAT I NEVER PAID.
AND, YOU KNOW, SO I FLEW HOME AND DID THIS THING AND I CAME
BACK AND, YEAH, IT COST ME $3,000.
BUT IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT.
I WORKED WITH YOU, PAUL, AMY AND PHILLIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN WAS IN
THE MOVIE.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
I THOUGHT, THAT GUY'S REALLY NICE.
I HOPE HE WORKS.
AND THEN I DIDN'T SEE YOU IN ANYTHING FOR A FEW YEARS, AND
THEN PARKS AND REC AS ANDY.
>> YEAH ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: YOU'RE A BIG STAR AND YOU TALK ABOUT GETTING IN
SHAPE, BUT I KIND OF MISS FAT PRATT.
DO YOU MISS HIM AT ALL?
>> YEAH.
MY WIFE DOES, TOO.
SHE LIKES TO COOK AND I DON'T GET TO EAT AS MUCH OF HER
COOKING AS I USED TO.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
HE'S NOT GONE FOREVER.
HE'S JUST ON VACATION FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS, BUT HE'S COMING
BACK.
>> Stephen: NOW, YOU LIKE OUR FRIEND NICK, YOU'RE AN
OUTDOORS-Y GUY.
YOU LIKE TO FISH, HUNT, CAMP.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: THIS IS A GREAT PICTURE OF YOU WITH FRIENDS OUT
IN THE DESERT SOMEPLACE.
>> YEAH, THAT WAS ON EASTER DOWN IN TEXAS.
>> Stephen: THAT'S SWEET.
THAT'S MY FRIENDS JARED AND DARRELL.
WE DID THAT ON EASTER.
THEY'VE GOT A BIG RANCH DOWN IN TEXAS, AWESOME PLACE.
THEY'VE GOT LOTS OF LAND OUT THERE AND THEY HAVE THIS BIG
CROSS.
IT WAS ON SATURDAY THE DAY BEFORE EASTER.
THEY SAID, WE'VE GOT THIS BIG CROSS.
WE'VE GOT TO BRING IT UP THIS GREAT BIG HILL AT SOME POINT.
I SAID, LET'S DO IT RIGHT NOW.
THEY SAID, YOU KNOW, WE DIDN'T BRING YOU DOWN HERE TO PUT YOU
TO WORK.
I SAID, NO, I WANT TO DO IT.
IT WAS THE SATURDAY BEFORE EASTER.
THAT'S WHAT JESUS WAS DOING 2,000 YEARS AGO.
SO IT WAS AWESOME.
IT TOOK US TWO DAYS, IT WAS SUPER HEAVY.
AND IT WAS REWARDING AND AWESOME.
>> Stephen: IF YOU WERE HELPING DRAG A CROSS UP A HILL,
I THINK MORE PEOPLE MIGHT GO TO CHURCH IF THAT WAS THE SERVICE
AND CHRIS PRATT IS DRAGGING A CROSS UP A HILL, WOULD ANYONE
ATTEND?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WE'LL TAKE A BREAK
AND BE BACK WITH WROR CHRIS PRATT.