- [Disembodied Voice] Katie!
Katie.
Katie!
(ominous music)
- Well, this is embarrassing.
- I thought I closed that.
- Yeah, well, you didn't, Frank.
The door's wide fucking open.
- Yeah, I know that now.
- I said I was gonna put on something more comfortable,
close the door and sit on the bed.
- She probably didn't even see anything.
She was probably just like, "whoa, that's something weird,"
and then kept going 'cause there's
a lot of weird stuff happening right now.
- I can't see shit in this mask.
- Okay, well, she's gone now.
So, where were we?
- Here's Johnny- Oh, my god.
I'm so sorry - Come on!
- I'm so sorry, I'm...
What are you doing?
- Will you just go?
- Leave. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm just... should I close this?
- Get out of here.
- Okay, okay, sorry again, sorry.
Katie! Katie.
- Well, this is just mortifying.
- Come on, it's not that bad.
- For you, maybe, I'm the freak in the bear suit.
You're just the big man getting his
dick sucked through a mask.
- Honey, you can't think about it like that.
Besides, isn't it kind of fun, somebody saw us?
- Oh, god, it's just experiment after experiment
with you, isn't it?
- Okay, fine, whatever, Jesus, I spent 500 bucks
on this hotel room.
- Like it matters to you, you come from money.
Why do we always end up arguing about money?
- Fine, I'll drop it.
I don't know why you're so upset anyway.
Everyone can see me, no one knows who you are.
- No one even knows who I am?
So I'm just another faceless bear to you.
It doesn't matter what's under the mask
as long as you get to fuck it.
- God, I didn't say that, come on.
I just said nobody knows your face or your name.
- Well I have a name.
It's Carter Ryan Pritchard.
And I was born in Seattle and I was raised in New Hampshire.
My mother was a professional dancer and my dad worked
at a soap factory.
- What?
- I, I hate jazz and I've always wanted a summer in Tuscany.
- What are you-
- I've been on two boats and I can't read or write.
I'm Carter Ryan Pritchard,
and I am a proud bear man.
- As well you should be.
My name's Franklin Joseph Baker.
And my whole deal is I just want a bear to suck my dick.
(crying)
- Okay, okay.
Let's make that happen for ya.
- Would you look at that.
The door opened all by itself.
- Hello?
Anybody here?
Hello?
Anybody here?
Hello?
Anybody here?
Hello?
Anybody here?
(screaming)
Hello!
(screaming)
Hello?
Is anybody here?
- Hi, it's Zac from CollegeHumor, thanks for watching.
You can click here to subscribe or
you can click over here for something else fun.
You can also click here if you wanna feed me clicks.
I like 'em.
(chomp)
Mmmm, clicks.