- What was his stage name, by the way?
- [Pauly] I think it was Keto Torpedo.
- [Mike] Yeah.
(laughs)
He's right there.
- Where is my boyfriend!
- Yo!
(laughs)
- [Pauly] Are we crashing rehearsal?
- Yeah.
Alright, I'm gonna leave you guys out here,
I'm gonna show them the back.
- [Mike] Carry on, fellas.
- This is my locker, right here, see.
- Wow!
- This is the almighty sock.
- That's your sock?
- Oh.
- Right here.
- [Pauly] Yo, how come your sock is so small?
- Right here.
- Are there sizes, are there sizes, or no?
- It has to be snug, it has to be like, a slim fit.
- Damn, damn, the Keto Torpedo knows all.
I mean, you know you were a world-class stripper,
when you have a sock, he is truly, dancing his best life.
Damn.
- So cool.
- The girls are in New Orleans, right now.
- Yeah, boys weekend.
- Yes.
- What are we doing?
- [Pauly] Thotchella 2.0
- We turning up?
- We turning up, man.
Listen, I may even cheat on my diet tonight.
- [Pauly] Ayy.
- [Vinny] Get out of here.
- I'm serious.
- [Vinny] You gonna cheat?
- You cheated on your diet.
- I didn't know I was gonna see you cheat.
♪ Flip a super, that's why we came ♪
♪ My old bitch, smokes everything ♪
♪ Dunkin bitches, but I gotta queen. ♪
- Bachelorette weekend, bitch.
- I am so excited for my bachelorette.
No drama.
- Chug.
- Yes.
- You're getting married, bitch.
- I feel like it's gonna be good for me
to have a change of scenery.
(upbeat techno music)
- Ooh, look!
- [Jenni] What?
- [Deena] That's our hotel, that's our hotel.
- [Jenni] Is it?
- [Deena] Yeah.
- [Jenni] Oh, we're at Harrah's?
- [Deena] Yeah, look at it, it's all lit up!
Yay!
- [Woman] Hello, welcome.
- We are here for a bachelorette party.
- Fantastic!
- And then, I also had balloons and decorations delivered.
- Here's your keys,
let me grab your balloons for you, alright?
- Okay, perfect.
Now that I'm a mom, I am very organized, I get done,
and I make sure everything's gonna be at the right place,
at the right time.
The old Deena would've been like,
trying to get the balloons on the plane,
trying to get all the together, like no.
They don't even fit through the door,
I don't wanna lose anymore.
Ooh, look at how pretty.
(screams)
Come on.
- [Jenni] Oh my god. (laughs)
- [Deena] These are for everybody.
I wanna put some balloons in this room, as well.
Ooh, Mardi Gras beads, wooh!
- Show me your boobies!
- [Deena] Ooh, I love that.
Alright, I think it looks good, J.
I think we killed it.
- I think we did a phenomenal job.
- Everything looks perfect,
it's exactly how I imagined it would look.
So, now it's time to have a drink.
- What's on the agenda for tonight?
- I got us a bottle at Bourbon Heat,
it's a club on the Strip.
- Ooh.
- So, what's going on with you and 24?
(soft instrumental music)
I just wanna see how Jenni really is,
'cause Jenni is very hard on the outside,
but very, very soft on the inside.
So, I know Jenni is definitely sad, right now.
- I literally told him, like, you caused all this.
Like, I told you not to like, be stupid,
you thought you were cool and you were stupid.
And I don't know how to like,
get over that when I look at him.
- I know, so when you look at him,
you just see this past, like month.
- Yeah, and the worst part about it,
like he never showed that side for five months.
- Hello, my love.
(romantic music)
♪ I'm spinning round, spinning round, round, and round ♪
♪ I'm falling down ♪
- So at five months, I built like,
a really strong relationship with him.
And I looked at that and I was like,
who the is that?
Like, this is a huge issue,
and it's just like,
you don't wanna trust anyone, after that.
Because, that really, that hurt.
So yeah, after watching that episode, Zach, you have to go.
Like, this is it, this is done,
like, we're not continuing this.
Let's hope something goes right.
- Yeah, let's hope.
♪ That's okay, ♪
♪ We'll take it, take it, take it, ♪
♪ Day by day ♪
♪ That's okay ♪
♪ We'll take it, take it, take it ♪
♪ Day by day ♪
(upbeat techno music)
(car honking)
- [Pauly] Oh yeah!
Well, I'm excited for Thotchella,
and to have my two boys out here.
- [Mike] Hell yeah.
- [Vinny] Hell yeah.
- MVP in the building.
Remember the last time at Thotchella,
we had those like, weirdo girls kept twerking.
- [Mike] Oh God, I was tryna dodge them thotties, like hard!
- Do you wanna plate?
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm engaged.
Not today, Satan.
- [Pauly] And Ronnie?
- [Mike] Hopefully he reaches out soon.
- Yeah, I hope he's okay.
- [Mike] Yeah.
(trumpet music)
♪ God's running late ♪
- I don't know if I'm making it better or worse.
- I think you're making it worse.
I don't mean to toot my own horn,
but I planned this trip, I got everything planned,
I got balloons, I got streamers,
everything you can imagine, I got,
including, the party bus for when the girls arrive.
(phone ringing)
I wanna make sure everything's perfect for Angelyna.
And I just want her to know, like girl, we love you!
- [Nene] Hi, Nene's Party Bus.
- Hi Nene, it's Deena.
- [Nene] Hi, Deena!
- I just wanted to make sure you remember
music, champagne, and--
- [Nene] Let's get this party started.
- Yes, and we just want this weekend to be perfect.
- [Nene] Alright, welcome to New Orleans.
- [Jenni] Thanks Nene!
- Alright, bye Nene!
I should really just be a party planner.
(upbeat instrumental music)
- [Nicole] Let's get ready to party!
Whew, bachelorette party!
- My bachelorette party is kicking off, right now,
and I'm excited,
because I have been so stressed out
about the wedding, and the Jenni drama,
like you know what, I need this right now,
I can't even deal with it.
- [Nene] Hi, welcome to the party bus,
welcome to New Orleans!
- [Nicole] Yes, hi, how are you!
- [Nene] Hello, how you doing?
- [Nicole] We got you a party bus, bitch!
- [Nene] Let's party!
- [Nicole] Woo-hoo!
Mom's night out!
Welcome to your party bus.
- I love it.
- You love it?
And there's a stripper pole.
- Thanks, Nicole.
- Where's the liquor?
- Oh my God.
- Nene's party bus is freaking perfect,
there's a stripper pole, we have alcohol, there's balloons,
it's like, all decorated, I feel like Angelyner loves it.
- Cheers to your bachelorette.
- Ew, I'm getting married, ew.
- Good luck.
- My life.
- I am here to be on bridesmaids duty,
Angelyner has to have a great time,
and if she gets wasted and her pants.
- I just in my pants.
- I'm gonna throw up, I'm gonna throw up.
(Nicole screams)
- I mean, I'll just go mommy-mode,
and I guess I'll wipe her butt.
Oh my God, this bus is so--
- Why is it so bumpy in New Orleans?
- New Orleans.
- New Orleans, oh wait, New Orleans.
- Why is it called NOLA?
- I don't know
New,
Or,
Leans,
America.
- I don't get where the NOLA comes from.
- Wait, new, New Orleans.
- What the hell is NOLA?
New Orleans, NOLA.
(crickets chirping)
- Where's my phone?
I gotta see.
My life.
NOLA.
- I guess it's like, NOLA is two words in one,
I don't know, I don't like it, just say New Orleans.
Oh my God, do they have accents here,
like, "Hey doll".
(both laughing)
This bus is haunted, Nene!
- No, it's starting.
- That's voodoo.
- Dude, it's starting.
(laughing)
(upbeat techno music)
- [Mike] Alright,
just don't tell the wifey that I cheated today.
(laughing)
- [Vinny] We're going to
one of our favorite places in Vegas,
Casa di Amore, and the last time we were here,
we didn't have Mike with us, Mike was in jail,
and we were upset about it,
so we're like, yo, we need to redo that dinner,
and have it with Mike now.
- MVP has reassembled--
- [Pauly] Yup.
- Alright, it's only right, that we have a feast.
- Absolutely!
- We all know BDS is not a cheater,
but because it is such a special occasion, okay,
I'm definitely going to be cheating tonight,
cheating on my diet.
We're gonna do the fried galimad.
- Galimad.
Can I try the baked clams, as well?
- [ Waiter] Okay.
- Also, I'd like to try that special with the pasta,
I have to add some sort of chicken cutlet in here, okay?
Don't forget the diet soder,
and we will be ordering dessert.
- Oh, oh, oh, I like his style,
I missed this guy, he's back!
(cheers loudly)
- [Pauly] Mike the Situation!
He graduated college!
- Ay, oh!
(trumpet music)
- Oh, what is that, is that a?
- [Deena] No, they're tabs.
- Oh.
- [Deena] Why do you wanna so bad?
- What is that?
That doesn't look normal
- That does look like a.
- See!
Dude!
- That's just like, a blow-up doll.
- You blow it up there.
- I'm not doing it.
- [Jenni] Blow in that penis, girl.
- Oh my God, this is sick, why would they put it on the?
- That's the whole point.
(upbeat music)
- Are we going out tonight?
- Yeah.
- My life.
- It's your bachelorette.
- Just me, you, and Deener?
- Me, you, and Deener.
- Alright.
I wish me and Jenni were in a better place,
but at this point, if Jenni was here,
there would probably drama,
so it's probably better off that she didn't show up.
- I hope Deener's drinking.
- Are you gonna Facetime her or just call her?
- Call her.
(phone ringing)
- Wait a second, Nicole's calling.
Shh.
Hello?
- Hi!
- How's the party bus?
- Hey, Deener!
- Oh my God Dee, you didn't have to go all out for me,
I love the party bus, it's sick.
- Good, how long until you get here?
- [Nicole] I feel like, a couple minutes.
- Alright, perfect.
Hurry up!
- Alright, love you, bye!
- Love you, bye.
- I'm gonna throw up.
Angelyna and Nicole landed,
and now I wanna poop my pants.
I don't even know how to wing this, right now.
- Basically, just explain to her, you're here for her,
and you know, speak from the heart.
- I have a thousand scenarios going through my head,
but I really don't see one being positive.
Stop, girl, I will you up.
(screaming)
- Stop!
(screaming)
- I swear to Christ, bitch!
- [Deena] Jenni, enough, enough!
- I'm gonna be here forever.
- You wanna get your beat, you get your beat,
you can stay, get your beat,
or you can stay, get your beat.
- Okay.
- You can stay, get your beat.
- Alright
- [Deena] Let's take one shot.
- K.
You really pulled my arm on that one.
- [Deena] Well, I feel like you need it more than I do.
(dramatic techno music)
- [Nicole] Whoo!
- They're here.
- [Jenni] Do I hide?
- Yeah, yeah.
- I don't wanna do this.
- [Deena] You're gonna be okay.
(dramatic techno music)
- I do honestly, honest to God wanna be here for her,
because I actually do care about Angelyna.
Now that she's like, moments away, I'm nervous,
I feel my adrenaline going, I can't shut it off.
(dramatic techno music)
- Let's go see Deener!
(dramatic techno music)
- [Deena] Welcome!
Welcome to your bachelorette party.
- [Angelyna] I love this!
- It's not I'm like, the hot stripper popping out of a cake,
to surprise someone on their bachelorette,
nope, I'm gonna be like,
"Hey girl, surprise!
"Your best friend's here".
- I just have to say,
I didn't decorate this by myself, I did have help.
- [Angelyna] Who?
- Like, this could go wrong, so many ways.
- [Nicole] Who's here?
♪ Aren't you a believer? ♪
♪ Close your eyes ♪
- [Angelyna] No!
No way!