Hey Heroes, it's Warwick here,
and I thought it'd be fun to review my favorite office/work means of 2020,
you know, the ones I couldn't wait to share on WhatsApp.
I had been through my entire gallery this year and I've come up with some real gems.
So sit tight. We're going to go through all.
This one gets me every time.
One of my favorite expressions is there's
so much -why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
Just the way she's like "When that direct deposit hits." I feel you.
I feel you. That makes me laugh.
I love this one.
Work is something I'm doing until I win the lottery.
Same. Oh, you did some research online?
Please educate me on the product that I sell every day.
I mean, this is priceless.
How many times does your client tell you they know better?
Oh, my God.
In fact, I'm not even laughing at that one now.
It's making me angry because it happens so often.
That is so me. Oh, my God.
The minute I put an order out on Amazon Prime
and I'm poking through the blinds, like, where is it? Where is it?
But you know, in all seriousness, because.
This gets me every time.
Because without fail, the damn thing arrives the minute I'm
on a conference call or a coaching call or a training call.
So I'm always like, checking out the window to see
when the DPD driver comes or somebody if it's mine.
And usually is, that's the problem.
So you use so you use my competitor and had a bad experience.
Excellent. Like, I got to tell you,
is there anything more delicious than when a client leaves
and then they come back?
Oh, my God, that's heaven.
That is heaven. Doesn't happen that often.
But when it does, delicious.
Oh, now that's the kind of boss you want.
Thanks for pretending to believe in me when I called in sick.
I got you. I feel you.
Okay. I made this one myself.
How do you know what's good for me? That's my opinion.
I saw like I don't even watch
the Housewives, I don't even know what housewife they are.
Look, I mean, this has got to me.
That's funny.
I don't even know what housewife they are.
I just saw a clip of that from Andy Cohen.
And that that just was like so
encapsulated everything that I know about clients.
Oh, okay. Well, you know what do I know?
I've only been doing this job for 20 years.
I've only been in this industry 20 years.
But, you know what,
just my opinion?
Oh this is so cute.
I mean, I don't have a pooch now, but when I did, she would always - she'd
be like sleeping like a baby until, of course, I'd get on a conference call
and she suddenly wakes up and starts yapping.
But just the look on these dogs. I found this on Reddit.
I don't know who it's from.
The look on those little pooches faces, they're like trying to learn the lesson.
Mom on phone equals no bark.
I don't think they're very - I don't think they're getting it. They
look like they're like "does not compute."
She got that Bride of Chucky look in her eyes.
OK, so I know it's evil, but
when the when the door closes on somebody and I'm in the lift.
Now, I'll tell you why. I used to work in a building.
I was on the 30th out of thirty two floors.
So of course if I'm getting the lift
and and then there'd be like nobody in there I'd be like Oh, thank God,
this is going to be expressed right to the top.
And then suddenly somebody would part the doors and then there would be
like one more person come through and then of course the lift would delay
and there'd be another person getting in then there'd be a stream of people and suddenly
this is like an all stops to the thirtieth floor and I'd be so angry.
Because, you know, I was probably running late.
So just that look of joy when she's like.
Don't tell me you haven't done that, too.
OK, so this one, kills me. I mean, especially now with - am I like, crying?
Honestly, that's so funny.
Especially now with, like, quarantine and lockdown.
Honestly, I've spent the better part of the year just wandering around,
like doing nothing and being exhausted from it.
So this one - this one makes me laugh every single time.
And I've shared that with literally everybody I know.
Probably twice.
Listen, how often does that happen? Oh, my God.
Okay.
Your reward for doing a good job is to get more work,
huh?
On the original one of this, it had the video, and like Cruella de Ville's
eyes were going in that crazy spinning pattern and she looked nuts.
But this makes me laugh. Me trying
to excel in my career, maintain a social life,
drink enough water, exercise, text everyone back, stay sane and be happy.
I mean, could that be a more appropriate gif for 2020?
My resume is just a list of things I never want to do again. I mean, where's the lie?
Listen, I feel like every intern that gets a job.
Your salary might won't be very good starting out.
Is that okay? Well,
my performance won't be very good until it is okay?
I mean, those people that try and tell you, oh, you know, look,
when you get the experience, you know, we'll reward you.
You know, we'll start you off on a lower salary.
But, you know, you'll catch up.
That's funny.
This is one I created myself because I had a boss exactly like this.
I completely trust you.
Yeah absolutely do your own thing.
You know, you have complete control over your clients, your portfolio.
Do you. Do it the way you want to do things. You know what I'm saying?
And then you've got your boss,
like loitering over your shoulder, looking "Yeah and what you doing?"
I mean, who hasn't had a stalker boss
that just pretends they're like, oh yeah like go with the flow, chill.
But, you know,
they're totally micromanager and literally bouncing around on the inside because
you're doing something that's not their process.
So funny.
This has happened to me so many times.
A couple of jobs ago my favorite saying that, you know, my favorite expression was
"Nobody here does the job they were hired to do."
Because it was so true.
You started and five minutes later you
found yourself doing a whole different job,
more responsibility, more workload.
But, you know, no extra cash of course.
This is gold.
Listen thanks for joining me for my little
trip down memory lane of 2020 and my favorite Memes.
All of these are classics.
I think I like them because they're true. They're funny, but they're true.
Or funny because they're true.
Let me know what your favorite memes are
that you've stumbled across in 2020, the ones that always give you a giggle.
And I want you to have a safe, happy, merry holiday season.
And I wish you a fantastic 2021. I'm going to see in the New Year.
Bye.