- And I want him arrested!
- I put these gloves on--
(laughing)
- Family Guy number six is coming in hot!
Today we're going to be learning about and breaking down
some of the crazy medical-type situations
and injuries of one of your faves, Family Guy.
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- Next is the Brown family.
Oh, oh my goodness, I'm so sorry.
Sometimes I write descriptions of my patients
to help me remember them.
- No, it's okay, our last name is Brown.
- Dr. Hartman, what are you doing, buddy?
Like saying things like that out loud.
Like, okay, sometimes we have little triggers
that help us remember things.
Using patient identifiers relating to skin color
or any other physical identifier shouldn't be used.
If he's referring to the Brown family,
then that would be accurate.
Let's see where this goes, Dr. Hartman.
- Oh, okay, phew.
Ah, then this must be Chubster Dumdum.
- What! Chubster Dumdum?
Totally inappropriate and don't say that out loud.
That's not cool.
The kid obviously is a little overweight.
Don't call somebody out about that
after they've had, like, injuries.
You have a discussion about their weight
if they need to have a discussion about their weight.
- [Nurse] I'm sorry sir, no visitors.
- Excuse me, I'll have you know, I'm the shooter!
So how's he doing?
- How's he doing?
How do you think he's doing?
- What did he do? - You shot my son!
- So, actually in the hospital,
when somebody actually comes into the trauma center
who's a gunshot victim, they're actually not identified.
The people taking care of them will know their name,
but on the board or for visitors, the names are left off
so you can't actually identify who the person is,
because if this was somebody trying to kill somebody,
they potentially would try to get into the hospital
and try to finish the job.
- Calm down?
I want this racist out the room and I want him arrested!
- Racist?
I put these gloves on--
- (laughing)
I've had patients come in
and they put their hand out to me
and literally you can see feces in their fingernails.
Like this is not a joke, like it does happen.
- Wow, I really messed up.
- Yeah you did,
Peter. - I haven't felt this bad
since I drove by that speed sign.
- Oh, whoa!
(tires squealing) (engine revving)
(metal crunching) (glass tinkling)
(engine blasting)
Seriously?
We see, in the emergency department,
car accidents all the time.
We see people who have delayed extractions
because of bent metal that the fire departments
had to cut open with, say, the jaws of life.
And we see tons of injuries where like,
ranging from concussions to lacerations,
to fractures, to amputations.
We got Peter's car accident.
That car accident definitely doesn't look survivable,
to flipping multiple times, destruction of the car,
as well as it's on fire.
By the time somebody gets down there,
if he can't get out of the car, he's probably gonna die.
- Sorry, I just prefer to do number two at home.
Where were we?
- I'm just gonna say this because I'm going to say it,
he talked about going to the bathroom.
If you feel the urge, you need to go to the bathroom,
please go to the bathroom.
Don't try to suck it back up in there
and wait for another time to go,
because you're gonna be behind
in the amount of poops that you're gonna have,
you're gonna increase your risk of diverticulosis,
which then future increases your risk
of diverticulitis and perforated bowel.
- It's Stewie, Dr. Hartman.
He's having trouble focusing at school.
- Ah yes.
So you're telling me your baby won't sit still
in a way that's inconvenient for his teacher?
- Yes.
- I'd heard stories,
but never thought I'd see it with my own eyes.
- Babies crawl, babies move around,
babies don't really listen.
I don't know how old this kid is,
but if he's acting like a normal child,
he should be moving around.
- I'm going to write Stewie a prescription
for ADHD medication.
- Oh my gosh!
- I don't know. Doesn't that stuff make you wired?
- Come on, doctor. Like what the heck?
You're trying to prescribe a stimulant
to an overactive person who's highly stimulated.
Obviously it works for some people
because that's why we have the medication.
Our first go-to as healthcare providers
and teachers and parents should be to address the problem
and try to figure out from behavior modifications
to get the kid to focus
or figure out why the kid's not focusing
before jumping to drugs as your first line of treatment.
- Well if you're low energy and lethargic, yes.
But if you're a high energy,
it actually calms you down and helps you focus.
At least that's what I'm reading on WebMD.
Wow, there are a lot of different kinds of medicines.
- There's a cat in here.
- Okay. I guess we can give it a try.
- Here you go. Now, who's this little guy?
- Oh my God.
The doctor's not even like paying attention.
He's looking up things online.
Obviously, sometimes you have to look up dosing,
when to start a med, that's okay.
And obviously doing it in front of the patient,
like fine if you have any good open relationship with them.
- We're late!
- Whoa, Peter!
- (gasps) What the hell?
- Why does he look so
sunken? - Peter, it's horrible!
- [Stewie] Other people live here!
- Oh my god! How did this happen?
- It's from smoking.
- Not that bad.
- Peter, you can't live like this.
- If someone's been smoking for a long time,
it's messing with the vocal cord
so you can actually hear it in their voice.
And then their skin, it's like tight, leathery, wrinkled.
You can tell.
When you stop smoking, it'll take
a very, very, very long time to get back to normal.
- Dr. Hartman, we're here for you
to help you to help Peter quit smoking.
- Mrs. Griffin, I can't do that. It's an addiction.
- Well there are multiple ways to actually stop smoking.
He's calling it an addiction,
it's more typically like a habit.
You could be addicted to the process of smoking,
going outside, taking a break.
You could be addicted to the nicotine.
- He's killing himself.
- Ugh, all right.
How many Vicodins for you guys to just leave me alone?
- Oh my gosh!
Wow, he's just like,
"Well, let me just give you some Vicodins."
We have an opiate crisis in the United States
and around the world,
not something that needs to replace it.
But it's pretty crazy because opiates in itself
affect a part of your brain
that have to do with serotonin and dopamine,
leading to anxiety, depression,
which is part of also the reward feedback system
related to also smoking cigarettes.
People might actually feel better,
but it's a totally inappropriate way to treat somebody
trying to get off of an addiction.
- Well, it's too bad Dr. Hartman couldn't help us.
I guess we should go to the stop smoking clinic
and then maybe get a couple bottles of wine.
- Oh my gosh!
Some people have personalities that are addictive.
There are multiple things that you could do to stop smoking.
You can do Nicorette gum, you can do lozenges,
you can do a medication.
And then there's also the idea of nicotine cartridges,
if you do vape, to slowly decrease the dose
of how much nicotine you're getting.
- Check out how hot my last patient was.
- Oh my gosh. Totally inappropriate!
Like this is so disturbing.
I have my phone in my pocket
to get phone calls from the hospital.
I occasionally, with the consent of a patient, written,
take a photo of maybe an injury
that I can send to a specialist so they know the injury.
And it's all, no patient identifiers.
It's via an encrypted program.
And that's only if we have to do it.
- According to this projection,
Stewie's adult height will be five foot one.
- Wow!
- Five foot one?
- You go to the doctor's offices,
you potentially can get a prediction of your height.
Obviously this is not something
that is highly scientifically accurate
because things can change,
growth plates can stay open longer, they can close sooner.
Sometimes you can get an x-ray
and it'll show you your growth plates are still open
when you're a little bit older
and be like, "Oh, I'm actually still growing."
- I mean, I suppose it's fine if he's gonna die at 14.
Is there anything on there about that?
- Well we learned in medical school
that the short ones do go faster
'cause they smell more farts than the rest of us.
- Oh my gosh.
That actually is kind of funny, but totally not true.
Actually, longevity studies have shown
smaller people in general, not massive bodybuilders,
but people who are just smaller in general,
will actually live longer.
And it potentially has to do with, if you're larger,
you're asking your body to work harder
and almost do double the work
as somebody who's half your size.
- This is terrible! I can't be short.
I'll be an outcast like Rudolph the uncircumcised reindeer!
- What? Rudolph the uncircumcised reindeer?
I've never heard of such things.
- All right, it's Dasher.
He's been complaining
and he is the one who has to look at it.
- I don't know.
Mrs. Claus says it'll decrease my sensitivity.
- Oh my gosh! - I'm sorry,
why are you talking to my wife about this?
- (laughing) Yes, by being circumcised,
it does decrease sensitivity a little bit.
Your higher chances of having infection
with an uncircumcised penis,
because you can get bacteria trapped underneath
if you don't clean it well,
then you increase your risk of phimosis and paraphimosis.
So there are multiple reasons
why one would want to circumcised himself,
not just because somebody has to look at it.
- Well, I got the results of your ultrasound
and I got some news for you.
- Wait, wait, wait!
We don't want to know if it's a boy or a girl.
- Oh, okay!
- Typically to find out the sex
is done in the second trimester.
- Well, it's not breathing.
- Oh my gosh.
He said the baby's not breathing.
So the baby is inside of a human being,
attached by the umbilical cord,
swallowing the amniotic fluid
and breathing in the amniotic fluid.
And what's super cool
is actually there's holes in our heart, foramen ovale,
so blood kind of bypasses different parts of the heart
because the lungs aren't being used to oxygenate tissue.
It's amazing!
I don't know about this Dr. Hartman.
Every time I see him, he's totally inappropriate,
saying weird things, his medicine is like, weird,
how he's treating patients.
I did a whole video
on looking at the different types of doctors
that are in the cartoons
in the reaction videos that I've done.
Check that video out right here
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Thank you so much for watching and stay healthy, my friends.
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