-♪ "Tonight Show" Cooler Heads ♪
♪ "Tonight Show" Cooler Heads ♪
♪ "Tonight Show" ♪
-And here to host the game is
legendary game-show host Alec Baldwin!
Oh, my! [ Cheers and applause ]
Wow!
Alec, please tell us how the game works.
-It's very simple, Jimmy. You'll each take turns
answering multiple-choice football-trivia questions.
Once your answer is locked in, two coolers will be carried out
to be dumped over your heads. -Okay.
-What?! -If you answer --
[ Laughter ]
-Do you know much about football -- American football?
-I'm from England. [ Laughter ]
-If you answer correctly, your cooler will be empty
and your opponent will be doused with a mystery substance.
[ Audience "oohs" ] Answer incorrectly
and you get dumped on. -Great.
-This first question is for Kate.
-Wait, hold on. Why are you wearing --
-No, no, we're almost out of time, Kate.
[ Light laughter ]
Which of these is a position
in both American football and soccer?
"A," tight end; "B," fullback; "C," nickelback.
I see you're cheating and trying to look at the answer.
-I wasn't, I wasn't! -A nickelback?
-Tight end, fullback, or nickelback?
-I've definitely heard of tight end.
I think it's "B." -Okay, your answer is locked in.
[ Drumroll ]
Legendary game show host. [ Laughter ]
Let's bring out the coolers.
-Oh, no!
-Let's see if she was right.
Three, two, one, dump.
[ Bell dinging ]
[ Audience "ohs" ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-What is it?
-Help!
[ Cheers and applause continue ]
-Wow, I'm sorry.
[ Fanfare ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Jimmy -- Jimmy, your cooler was filled with guacamole.
-It certainly was. -It was.
-Can we see that again in slow motion, please?
-Do we need to? I mean, this...
[ Audience gasps ] Alright.
This is insane. Alright. Oh, we're not done yet.
The score is Kate, 7; Jimmy, nothing.
The next question is for Jimmy. Jimmy?
-Yeah? -If you can answer this.
-Yes, I hope. -Which of these is not the name
of a former professional football player?
Which of these is not the name
of a former professional football player?
"A" -- -Not the name?
-Not the name, not the name. -Mm-hmm.
"A," Woody Gobbler;
"B," Craphonso Thorpe;
or, "C," Ashton Youboty?
[ Laughter ]
-This person is not a football player?
-They're not a football player. -Name them again.
The first one is -- -Woody Gobbler.
-Woody Gobbler? -Craphonso Thorpe.
-Craphonso Thorpe is
like something from a "Harry Potter" book.
[ Light laughter ] -And Ashton Youboty.
-This is the dumbest game I've ever played.
You might as well just bring out
another whipped-cream pie or something.
It's going to be -- I think Craphonso Forpe or whatever --
Thorpe. -You say that the answer is --
Okay, your answer is locked in.
Let's bring out our next round of coolers.
[ Drumroll ]
He said "B." Let's see if he's right.
-No, no, no, no, no. -Three, two, one, dump.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Crowd cheers ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Come on, man.
This is insane.
This is the stupidest -- This is insane.
This is insane right now. Craphonso Thorpe?
-Craphon-- That is incorrect.
The correct answer is Woody Gobbler.
-I understand. -Woody Gobbler was the answer.
Let's see it again. [ Laughs ]
I want to see it again in slow motion.
Alright. [ Laughter ]
Why -- Why am I doing this?
Alright. This is unbelievable.
Kate doesn't even know anything about American football.
And this is rigged. -It must be.
-I'm so bad. -The score is 14-nothing.
Kate's in the lead. -Yeah.
-The next question is for you, Kate.
-Are you sure? Maybe I should answer this.
[ Light laughter ]
-Who is the oldest quarterback to ever win a Super Bowl?
"A," Tom Brady; BB," Peyton Manning;
"C, John Elway. -I mean, not being funny,
I don't even really know what a quarterback is.
[ Light laughter ]
-You've got to be kidding me. -Sorry.
-Why don't you take a good look at Jimmy
and then answer the question, if you don't mind.
-I'm just going to take a guess
because Peyton Manning sounds old.
[ Laughter ] -Peyton Manning sounds old.
-It sounds like an old name.
-Your answer is locked in, Kate.
[ Light laughter ] -Okay.
-Let's bring out the coolers. -Oh, no.
-Now, let's see if Kate was right.
[ Drumroll ] Three, two, one, dump.
[ Buzzer ] -Aah!
-Oh. [ Laughter and applause ]
-What?! What?!
Absolutely not!
Absolutely [Laughing] not!
What in the -- What are you talking about?!
You have paper leaves dusted off her?
You look beautiful. -They're real leaves.
They smell like fall.
[ Laughter ]
-This is absolutely -- What was the correct answer?
-The correct answer is Tom Brady.
-Well. -Tom Brady.
-Kate, your cooler was filled with leaves.
Can we see that again in slow motion?
-No, you don't even -- What's the sense?
Oh, boo-hoo. Oh, I feel so bad for you.
-Look at how scared she is. -Look how scared she is.
She wasn't scared. Oh, my God.
-The score is Kate, 14; Jimmy, 7.
[ Whistle blows ]
Oh, that whistle means it's time for the final question.
-[ Laughing ] Oh, yeah.
It certainly is, Alec.
-And there's a twist.
This question is worth 1,000 touchdowns.
[ Laughter ] -Oh, my God.
-So anyone can still technically win.
-There is guac in my pants. Alright, here we go.
[ Laughter ]
-It's really garlicky, as well. -Yeah, I know. It's disgusting.
-Oh, God. This question is for you, Jimmy.
-Yeah. -Before 1921,
the Chicago Bears -- -Wait, wait, before 1921?
-Before 1921. -Yeah, no problem.
I'll get this one. -Yeah.
[ Light laughter ] What year around-ish? Like 1914?
-Yeah, let's say, between 1920 and 400 B.C.
[ Laughter ] -Whatever.
-Before 1921, the Chicago Bears were known by what name?
"A," the Chicago Chicken Hawks;
the Evanston Eagles;
the Decatur Staleys.
-Hmm. Can't phone a friend.
[ Laughter ]
-Where would you put the phone? How would you hold the phone?
[ Laughter ]
The Chicago Chicken Hawks... -No.
...the Evanston Eagles... -Sure.
-...the Decatur Staleys. Which is your answer?
-It doesn't matter, does it? [ Laughter ]
-Bring it out and dump something on me.
This is insane.
Or maybe bring out a blow-dryer and have her hair blow back.
[ Laughter ]
This is insane.
I'll say the Evanston whatever, the Eagles.
-The Evanston Eagles, Jimmy, Your answer is locked in.
Let's bring out the final two coolers.
-I don't know when you walk away when this cooler comes out.
-Oh, yeah, let's bring out the final two coolers here.
[ Drumroll ]
Let's see who the winner is. Three, two, one, dump!
[ Buzzer ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
-[ Spitting ]
What is that?
-It's Pepto-Bismol, Jimmy. -Oh, my gosh.
-It's Pepto-Bismol. And your answer is incorrect.
The correct answer was, "C," the Decatur Staleys.
Which means that Kate Beckinsale is our winner!
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Band plays finale ]
-The champion Kate Beckinsale, everybody.
We'll be right back with Alec Baldwin.
Do you really want to do that? [ Cheers and applause ]
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