Okay, we have a great show tonight.
And wait a minute, I'm getting a zoom call.
I think, hey, it's Sarah Silverman.
Hi, Sarah.
Hi, I just wanted to say congratulations.
Oh, congratulations for what?
Because you're gonna be one of the first group of people
to get a COVID vaccination.
No, no, I don't think I'm one of the first people
to get a COVID vaccine, that's not right.
No, you are.
I'm so happy, 'cause I love you so much.
It is, I have it on my phone, wait.
Yeah.
Okay, according to the CDC, healthcare workers,
emergency first responders and people 65 and older
will be among the first to get the new...
Wait, wait, Sarah, you think I'm 65 or older?
Is this a bit? Are we doing a bit right now?
No, we're not doing a bit.
I'm not 65 years old, I'm nowhere near that.
Ugh, Conan, don't do this.
Don't do what?
Look, I get it.
I know this business is horrible to seniors
but don't risk your life for vanity.
That's ...
crazy.
I'm not risking my life, I'm not 65.
Do I look that old to you?
I mean, yeah, no, not now but the last time
I was at the studio I saw you.
You were in the makeup chair for over two and a half hours.
That's just because I'm-
Are you putting on prosthetics.
What are you in? Planet of the Apes?
No, no.
I'm just saying I get a lot of makeup
because I'm pale.
It's not because I'm old
On your chest?
Okay, what I get done on my chest before the show
is none of your business.
That's private.
My point is I wasn't born in 1955.
Well, your Spotify playlist says otherwise.
Okay, well, whatever.
I just happened to great to groove out
to the oldies.
It's not a big deal.
A lot of young people do.
But I wasn't born in '55.
Who was President in 1955?
Eisenhower.
Whoa, that was fast you didn't even have to think.
Yeah.
Oh, come on.
Sarah person can know who
was president before they were born.
Okay, fine.
Look, I was I was just worried about you.
You know I love you.
If you say you're not 65 you're not 65,
that's good enough for me.
Okay, well, thank you, Sarah.
And someday when I am 65, I hope we're still friends.
Of course, we will be.
Quick question,
when I say Tick Tock what comes to mind?
Tick Tock?
A sound a clock makes. Why?
Anything else?
No.
Okay, well have a good show, Conan.
Love you.
Okay, bye.
Thanks, Sarah.