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For this week's TL;DR, we are doing something a little bit more fun-filled and not so serious about Korean politics and all that stuff.
You mean like our last TL;DR we just ate food for an hour?
All right!
Well the one before that was serious.
And the one before that was serious and the one before that was serious. So...
This time, we are going to talk about some of the bizarre pet peeves that the two of us have.
And we gonna each talk about and see is if people have the same pet peeves as us?
Or if like we are just weird.
S:No I'm pretty sure we are just weird. M: Are we?
Marina's really weird pet peeve number 1,
She hates having wood in her mouth.
Okay that's...
I mean cause you know everyone is thinking weird...
No! I mean... Hey! HEY! No dirty.
Talking about like popsicle sticks. yea.
She can't eat popsicles, her teeth can't touch anything wooden.
Any wood on her teeth? Forget about it.
It's really hard for me to eat with wooden chopsticks,
like the one that you get when we get delivery?
If it's like a high quality polished wood like a bamboo. That's okay.
But like that kind of rough one.
and you ate at the bottom of a popsicles. and then, it's like...
I am totally okay with it.
Cut my popsicles off the stick and chop it for me!
I'LL DO IT FOR YOU CAUSE I LOVE YOU!!!
Feed it to me with a spoon.
Feed with a wooden spoon? NO!!!!!
Okay, you have a similar weirdism.
You can't handle dry crunching sounds.
So, for example, when we went to Paris and I bought that gigantic meringue
And then I bit into it and it was like
and the sound
This is Simon in the pastries shop. Ready?
He goes like running around on the street. DONE.
There is something about it
It just like when every time you bite into that, it has those little dips
And like the void of space and
IT CHIPS OUT PIECES OF YOUR SOUL.
You cannot eat meringues around me.
What about macaroons?
Anything that's dry like that. Anything dry-
What about cookies?
-old white grandmother food.
I can't, I can't listen to people eat.
I know a really weird one that Martina hates.
The smell of mustard on her finger.
Oh my god.
If you give her a hot dog,
She wants to put mustard on the hot dog
but she would do so with surgical procedures.
She will like, rip open the package like this, very delicately
or she will just have me to do it for her
And then she will squash it very delicately so that no mustard is gonna spill over the hot dog.
Because if she gets any mustard on her fingers
She will smell it for the next two weeks
and look like Lady Macbeth trying to scrub her hands of the mustard smell.
Okay, you know I used to avoid mustard at all cost as a child
Because I couldn't handle like, when you go to kids party.
And you have mustard on your hot dog
and everyone is just like,
I'M A KID, I DON'T CARE.
and I'm like,
I MUST WASH MY HAND AFTER THIS HOT DOG.
Nothing will take it off, NOTHING, it's just there forever.
(Echo) Nothing will take it off
I think this is very much tied into the other ism you have about children.
If there are any toddlers,
that have like the cheese powder from eating Cheetos around their lips
or they have like a cheerio on your face or something like that.
but she just can't stand aside of it
But she will heavily judge you as a parent.
NO, I am not gonna judge you as a parent, I'm judging of the child.
I hate- YOU ARE GROSS. GROSS!
You're gonna grow up to be a NOBODY!
But I just remember a trauma of being at like a party as a kid,
And they have, like the chip bowls and they have the cheetos
and I could never eat cheetos because people would just shove it into their mouths.
and it was like to outside- THE CHEETO CORNERS
-would be like all powdery and their fingers were like stained orange.
HEY, I'm okay with that.
IS SO GROSS!
That's not a weird ism, you have more weird isms than I.
And then they talk to you, and they were like,
Hey, Martina let's play a game.
and all I see is,
It's awful.
See, Marina has definitely more weird isms than I do.
You can't handle eye-drops. True. Like even a little.
Eye-drops or contact lenses? GONE, I'M FINE. Don't put anything in my eye.
Look, I'm sure you guys gonna say obviously no one wants something in their eye
Nobody, not everyone likes contact lenses.
Like, it's uncomfortable, right. And you don't want eye-drops.
But I mean, when I try to put eye-drops in Simon's eye
I'm pretty sure we can even reenact it without him trying.
S: My nose M: He is like, breathing heavily
S: I'm like a llama trying to defend myself. M: Ready?
Like, I will spit all, every booger I have in here, will go in your mouth as a defense.
Stay away from my eyes. And what he is like,
Pretty sure I will just like- Yes, he is like, it's uncontrolled.
And I'm like, okay, stop, it is not funny anymore. It's not a joke, he can't.
That's not an ism, it is just like eye-drops.
I have no idea how people can wide open their eyes like this on eye drops
THAT'S AN ISM SIMON
S: You're freaks of nature. M: I can do that.
There is no way... It's impossible.
I can touch my eyeball and move around right now. It's fine
That's gross. It's gross
Contact lenses wearer for LIFE. It's wrong.
I know another one of your weird isms. YOU HATE MONKEYS
They're awful. THEY ARE AWFUL.
What's wrong with monkeys?
You know Martina hates them so much that she won't let me watch "Dawn of the Planet of the Apes".
I heard it was a really good movie.
YOU CAN WATCH IT! But I...
I won't watch it with you!
We have to watch it together! We are family! We watch everything together.
It's disturbing and I hate monkeys that are acting like humans.
Like I once got a birthday card,
and on the front of the cover it had like a monkey holding balloons wearing a tie being
'IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!'
And I opened it. Then I was like,
That person was never invited to any more birthday parties.
That was it. They were like cut off the family tree. Never spoke with them since.
It's like clowns. Like how people have a fear of clowns.
I'm not afraid of monkeys. I would punch one if it came near me.
Like people in Thailand who you go and like monkeys come and they're like go steal things from your bag.
Okay, no. I'd be like put on lists of- Nope, Nope, stay away. I'd be like,
She'd have been like on her shorts and sunglasses- "EXPENDABLES 4"!
MARTINA versus THE MONKEYS
And they have veins, like. There's people were like monkeys were so cute!
That's weird. Is weird that you don't like monkeys.
Okay I have an obvious one that I forgot about.
You can't handle seeing barf, watching barf on TV, people spitting,
things coming from people's mouths, you can't handle.
And I know that most people like vomiting to begin with.
But, like you- If I see it, I will vomit as well. It's like,
I'm like a fire alarm except instead of like beeping when the fire alarm smells a fire, I'll just explode into more fire.
I'll vomit on anything that's vomiting.
And it's terrible because like, out studio is right above a club.
And on the weekend people get drunk and they vomit in our hallways.
I'm like, I guess I'm not going to work today.
Nope. Because I cannot go pass the vomit pile.
And in Korea, people get drunk and vomit everywhere.
And if you are a Korean and you are denying it. YOU ARE LYING TO YOURSELF.
Come to Hongdae(홍대) on the weekends. You are like salaming(?) around.
Salaming(?)
Salamis.
You are like the salami around all of the vomit pile(?)
But here's the complication I have,
IT'S TERRIBLE.
The complication I have is, how do I alert Simon to not step in a vomit pile without pointing it out.
Cause I'm like- I just, I look up at the sky. I am like a dreamer, like, look at the beautiful sky because if I look down
-♪♫
I would much rather step in vomit than look at it.
That's disgusting! No! Cause then you are walking down with vomit shoes.
No because I can feel the squeaky just feels like wet snow.
My god. I will be fine I can just I'd be like that is vomit it's fine as long as I don't see it with my eye.
This is what it's gonna sound like, ready?
(Martina's beatbox time.)
It's fine, better than looking it.
Um, I will say what's really funny is that when we went to Itaewon(이태원) recently.
And there were bunch of bull dogs outside.
And Simon was taking pictures
He can't even think about it.
And these bull dogs were so cute and Simon had the camera up their face.
They were drinking water and he was getting these beautiful shots of like slow motion tongue licking,
And the dog went
And just like foam vomit it.
And Simon- Please stop.
Okay. Please stop.
Okay. (deep breath)
Milkshakes and americanos
I feel my glands swelling- Ranch.
I'm gonna vomit on camera. My eyes just started watering.
What's a good thing?
김치볶음밥(Kimchi fried rice). There you go.
So that's it for this video, we're gonna talk a few more of our weird isms in our blog post.
Including Martina's hate of milk in specific places and my hate of rapping of specific kinds.
So make sure you click on the link here if you wanna read more about how weird we are
And maybe you can relate to us a little bit? Or are we just totally out there?
So there is my question for you guys,
I'm curious about what your pet peeves are and if you can relate to either of us?
Like, are you like, 'Martina we are on the same page, monkeys are ridiculous.
And should just be put into a part of the world that no one can ever see them again'
Hey, monkeys are cool.
Monkeys are in turtle necks, why not ruin my life?
There you go
Why not ruin my life?
Monkeys are in turtle necks eating celary
Yea, so let us know your pet peeves in the comment sections below.
I'm gonna get Simon out of this location right now by doing one of his favorite things.
(Rap)1 2 3 I'm gonna rap about things that have to do with things that are fat
(Rap)Is that a deer? look at its tears. It is big fear
(Rap) Rapping on camera, nothing rhymes with camera.