[audience applause]
[door slams]
- Guys, I need your help.
I am in a robust predicament right now.
- What's going on, man?
- [sighs] So Matt texts me and he's all like, "What's up?"
and I say,
"Not much, just chillin' at the apartment with the bros."
And then he says,
"Can I come over? Frankly I have F-O-M-O."
- Yeah, FOMO.
[video game pew pews]
- Yeah.
To be clear, I don't want a guy with a contagious disease
leakin' airborne pathogens all over our apartment.
Wooh.
- FOMO isn't a disease, it's an acronym.
Fear of missing out?
- Well, good to know.
I will permit him to come over.
- All right.
And tell him to bring snacks too.
I am starving.
- Ah, I would love to eat a BLT right now.
- Ugh.
You're sick.
You'd eat a big lumpy tricep in front of us?
[audience laughter]
- What?
- Big lumpy tricep?
Hey, don't look at me like that,
you're the one that brought up the BLTs.
[audience laughter]
- You know that BLT stands for bacon, lettuce, tomato?
Like the sandwich, right?
- Well they must have different acronyms here
than in the UK where I grew up.
- You did not grow up in the UK.
- In urban Kansas?
Yeah, I think I did.
[audience laughter]
- Hey, where you off to?
- Janice texted me and asked me if we could talk, so I'll BRB.
Dalton: All right.
- I am utterly appalled.
[audience laughter]
- About what?
- I'm just sayin', I wouldn't go around announcing it
if I planned on burying rhinoceros babies.
[audience laughter]
- Gary, something about you needs to change.
- No, I'm fine, okay.
- Oh yeah?
What does LMK mean?
- Loosen my kilt.
[audience laughter]
- Wrong, let me know.
- I just did.
Loosen my kilt.
[audience laughter]
Hit me with another one.
- LOL?
- Let's order lassos.
[audience laughter]
- Laugh out loud.
- VHS.
- Victoria's heinous secret.
[audience laughter]
- Okay, I don't know what that stands for
but it's definitely not that.
[audience laughter]
- ILY?
- I don't know, just tell me.
- I love you.
- I love you too, just tell me.
[audience laughter]
- No, ILY, like the acronym?
I love you?
- Ohh.
Oh.
Well maybe that's why Stephanie broke up with me.
Until now, I thought her text was sayin',
"Goodnight, it's late yo."
[audience laughter]
And I was just like, "Oh well yeah, I guess."
[audience laughter]
[sighs]
- Hey man, how'd the talk with Janice go?
- Uh, not great.
Uh, got there and she immediately started to DTR.
- Ughhh.
One time I almost dated a girl
who wanted to deny the renaissance.
[audience laughter]
It was bad news.
Red flags all over that thing.
Phew.
[knocking]
That must be Matt.
- Hey guys.
I hope you don't mind, I brought Annie.
- Oh, not at all.
Good to meet ya.
- Hello.
- TBH, you two look good together.
- [laughs]
April/ Garet: TBH, total bear hug.
[gasps]
[growling]
[sighs]
[audience laughter]
- You must be from the UK.
- Ah, you know it girl.
[audience applause]
- Thanks for watching Studio C.
- The C stands for cantaloupe.
- No, it doesn't.
- Cats.
- No.
- Chantelle.
- No.
- Character.
- Would you please stop?
- Yes.
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