hi i'm barbara gaines welcome to our little thing that we do here oh it's not a podcast
and this is my good friend dave letterman hi barbara thank you for having me back this is a
rare treat for me and i appreciate it because i know you have other people scheduled and so
i'll try to keep my remarks brief i i don't have anyone else all right okay uh so anyway i i heard
that you may have some new photos to show let me just say uh mary who is typically with you
i don't know is mary on the podcast or just the other show uh well i don't know and not whatever
i don't know she's uh presently a burning man oh burning man wow yeah that's where she is
having having a great time making her van out yeah she did went out right
well that's great so yes uh do you have uh something you'd like to show this first one
let me preface this first one as as you know uh i have um and i don't want to overstate this
but i have spotted um my fair share of unidentified playing objects
i think you know i think i've shared them with you on your other show
and the the response has been incredible and recently there was a hearing a congressional
hearing about uh ufos in washington which i testified and maybe you saw part of it on c-span
uh and it lasted two and a half days people uh the people i talked i mean it was fun for
me it was fun so that when i was finished and got back to my home after testifying
uh i saw this above my home that's a fleet of uh i uh suspicioned that those are probably
uh from those are probably martians and i i think they were signaling me uh by way of support
so so it's the fleet saying go get em dave nice job yeah nice job
huh this you may have to look into this oh i have looked into it maybe you should look into it ah
hmm all right did you know i was going to be on today yeah you're the only person i have on oh um
look at this picture yeah this picture is amazing that doesn't seem to you and this
is by no means criticism but do you see it it seems to me like i'm guesting and hosting well
you know you're a better host than i am how did you get the dang podcast how did i i wonder myself
let's not get petulant oh sorry yeah look at how what a beautiful day this was this was right after
a rip-roaring spring storm had ripped through new york the tri-state area and it cleared the
air and left big puffy cumulus clouds and there is the lower portion of manhattan and i just thought
wow that's uh uh just glorious i took this with my drone that's a drone shot did you really yeah
i don't know don't you get notes for your guests
we can't afford a segment producer oh okay um well you can afford me yeah oh we could yeah
that makes no sense that really makes no sense yeah speaking of drones take a look at this one
well i i i thought you took it from this next photo from this plane oh no this plane i think
is something called an sp standard it's an old uh world war one era biplane that i wrote in
last fall and look at this shirt see that shirt yeah nice and and they put on on the weekends
their shows if you go up there on the weekends and tell them dave sent you you get this shirt free
i i bet you shouldn't do that you tell them you make a call but it's it's glorious and uh i took
a ride in the that uh biplane and they take you up over the beautiful countryside and you look into
the catskills and you fly over the hudson and then you make a landing on this beautiful grass
landing strip that's uh still in use as an airfield and also they've made a lovely air
museum of the place and you should go up there it's like an easy trip from new york and remember
uh if you tell them dave sent you this shirt is free uh we have a last photo this is a this is a
sign you took it's a pretty good sign yeah yeah i i will just say having taken this photo it's
the one and only time i've taken a photo in the men's room i don't care what you've heard
it's the one and only time i've taken a photo in the men's room but i thought this was noteworthy
but if you take a camera into the men's room just use your head well i think i think this this uh
makes you feel like you should take a camera into the men's room it's just one of those things i've
not seen uh a sign like that in my life first of all 1920s technology what is that gravity
i think that's what that is yeah got it yeah yeah so it's a lovely day trip you should go up there
that's very dave sent me right it's like a staycation right this is a good tip for our
many viewers
okay anyway uh that's it for today's wait a minute oh okay yes
whoa no no i hate when you do that what do you mean you hate when i do that it's your summer
no haircut that's right and it this is a sure sign that it's summer summer is
a couple of weeks away but it it makes you look bald i am bold i know that's what i
don't like yeah but you know people would pay money to do this because it feels so good
oh it's fuzzy if i was with you i would ask if i could write on it right on it no
that's that's aegis that's elder abuse oh sorry yeah they knocked an old man down and wrote
on his skull i don't like the sound of that i wouldn't knock you down i'd ask permission anyway
well thank you i just want to say if if mary's out there at burning man watching
you know have fun i mean i know you don't need me but hey anyway thanks for coming and see you
okay thank you good night bye your barber barber's regis yeah that's right i'm
like you're regis i'm one all the time i'm tired of it you can't just use me like this