- People freak out about the darndest things.
- Let's talk about that.
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- Now you might think that the world would be a better place
if everyone on earth could just learn
to deal with frustration and conflict
by calmly processing their emotions
and having measured logical responses
to stressful situations.
- Well you'd be wrong because then we wouldn't have videos
of people freaking out in public for us to enjoy
and play a game with.
It's time for
♪ Aww, freak out ♪
♪ That clip, so sick ♪
♪ Freak out ♪
Okay, Link, I'm gonna show you a clip
of someone freaking out.
- Freak out!
- And then using multiple choice,
you will have to guess why they're freaking out.
If you get the majority right and you win,
I will freak out right here on set about how you won.
And if you lose, you have to freak out
about losing right here.
- Okay, okay, okay.
- You're gonna have to be a loser.
A big freaking out loser.
- It would feel good for you to freak out for me.
- Okay, let's get right into this
with a lady who is really, really, really mad.
Okay, she's a little upset.
- Yeah, yeah, she was.
- Why is she so mad?
Is it A, she was not allowed
to bring her emotional support parrot on her flight?
B, she was not allowed back onto a greyhound bus
after making a racist comment.
C, she was not allowed onto a ferry
because she was late and it was gone
or D, she lives next to Jake Paul.
- Do people still do that?
I think they've all figured it out.
- Still live next to Jake Paul?
He has a radius around him now.
- Man.
I'm not gonna try to draw a correlation
between racism and freaking out that much
but that is the guess I'm leaning.
No, you know what, I think it's C.
She's not allowed onto a ferry because she was late
and it's gone.
- Okay.
Let's watch the reveal.
Okay, you couldn't really see much
but I just wanted you to see that part of the video.
Yes, that was a ferry.
Apparently that's what it looks like
at the counter of a ferry.
Link, you're one for one!
- The ferry's gone.
I mean.
- Yeah, nobody's ever been that upset
to not get to Staten Island before.
(laughing)
Alright Link, off to a good start.
This next one is mostly bleeps and pure testosterone.
- Okay.
(shouting)
(bleeping)
(mumbling)
(laughing)
- Okay, hold on.
Dude, we gotta see that again.
Roll that back, that fall at the end.
(laughing)
It's like so much.
So outta nowhere.
He's freaking out and then all of a sudden,
it's like does he press a button on him?
Is he a robot?
- Okay, I think I know what's going on here
from context even before you give me the options.
- Alright, so in this clip we see the guy
in the red hat named Jared full on fighting
with the guy in the black beanie.
What is the reason for the fight?
Is it A, the arm wrestling team
uninvited Jared from practice?
B, black beanie guy spread a rumor
on the arm wrestling team that Jared was impotent.
C, Jared's ex-girlfriend left him
for black beanie guy or D, Jared
realized he was the lead singer of Limp Bizkit.
- No!
Alright, I thought I was smart in knowing
that that was an arm wrestling table
but we've moved beyond that.
- Yes, they're all about arm wrestling.
- It's hard not to choose any question
with the word impotent in it.
- Right, right, right.
- That's an interesting rumor.
I don't know how that would be established
in a reveal clip.
- Heard you were impotent, man.
(crew laughing)
- No!
- That's how it's gonna go.
- You just haven't been pushing the button
on the back of my neck.
That makes me not impotent.
- Right, you've been hitting the wrong button.
- I'm gonna go with C, he's heated up
because his girlfriend left him for that guy.
- Alright, let's see the reveal.
- Stupid, no, you told me I can't come
to (bleeping) practice, (bleeping) you.
No, (bleeping) you, I came here.
You wanna (bleeping) settle it right now,
do you wanna (bleeping)?
(shouting)
What, (bleeping)?
(laughing)
- Oh he smacked, the guy grabbed his beanie
then he smacked him 'cause he couldn't come to practice.
- Yes, he got uninvited from practice.
You know, ironically most people would have
to practice quite a bit to be that big of a douche.
(laughing)
- Alright, one for two.
- Alright.
Something, a bear in fact, is about to do something
to a lady.
(laughing)
Let's watch the clip.
- I love it.
- [Female] Stop it!
Bear, stop that!
Stop that, bear!
Bear!
(laughing)
- So as you can see, she's not focusing
on the bear yet.
She's focusing her attention but not her camera on the bear.
- Stop that, bear!
Stop that.
- What is the bear doing to the lady?
Is it A, that bear is far away and vaguely
moving in her direction?
B, that bear is eating her entire camping rations.
C, that bear is eating her entire kayak
or D, that bear is Bear Grylls
and he's drinking his own urine again.
(laughing)
- I like Bear Grylls, man.
I'd love to be on that show
where they bring people who are--
- They still doing that?
- Are they bringing in people less famous now
so that we could do it?
- Yeah.
(crew laughing)
We'll look into it.
- I did sense, the bear's not far away
'cause it stopped doing that
but the bear's doing something.
- Right, right, right, right, very specific.
- And camping rations is most expected
so I'm gonna go with C, that bear
needs to stop eating her entire kayak.
- Roll the clip!
- [Female] Bear, stop!
Stop breaking my kayak, please!
Please stop!
Gosh darn it, oh, why are you doing that?
Bear, please stop.
Please stop, bear, it's the end of September.
(laughing)
You're supposed to be asleep.
- Gosh darn it, bear, why are you trying to,
what are you doing in the kayak?
- Yeah, Link, you know what?
You're right.
Two out of three so far.
The thing is is that she was following protocol
because all the signs that I've ever seen
in Yellowstone do say if you see a bear
doing something you don't want him to do,
just say stop, bear!
Please stop bear!
Gosh darn it!
Let's check out another freak out.
(laughing)
- Wow.
- Why don't you?
- Pinocchio bleep nose.
- In this incredible footage, we see one lady
screaming at another off screen lady
and both of them want the other
to mind their own business.
What is causing their businesses to collide?
A, the on screen lady got caught stealing rhubarb
from the off screen lady's garden.
B, the on screen lady got caught leaving anonymous notes
about the off screen lady's shoddy lawn care.
C, the on screen lady got caught
leaving dog poop in the off screen lady's yard
or D, there is no off screen lady.
That on screen lady is just not doing well.
(laughing)
Pinocchio nose, that's a good one.
- Dog poop will get you worked up.
I just think that's got to be it.
I mean, for her to get that heated, C.
- Let's reveal.
(laughing)
She's got an answer for everything!
I love this woman!
- So she would have helped with the lawn care
if her lawnmower was not stolen.
- Exactly, yeah.
I mean I just have one question.
Is she single?
(laughing)
I like 'em feisty.
I like rhubarb pie a lot too.
- Wow.
- Here's another one.
- She is great.
- In this next video, we see an intoxicated Irish woman
attempt to force herself into a business.
Let's check it out.
(shattering)
- Holy (bleeping)!
(laughing)
- I don't understand exactly how the window exploded.
I can't see well enough to know.
But what was she freaking out?
What was the goal?
Was it A, she desperately wanted a kebob
but it was in fact a pizza restaurant.
B, she desperately wanted a pizza
but it was in fact a kebob place.
- Oh come on.
- C, she desperately wanted a taco
but it was in fact a Cricket Wireless store
or D, she desperately wanted to hit rock bottom
and she did.
(laughing)
- Poor glass.
- Yeah, that's expensive to replace.
- You made this tough, between A and B.
I'm leaning towards pizza because the sauce.
- Okay, so does she want a kebab
or does she want pizza?
And is it a kebab or a pizza place
'cause that's what you have to choose between.
- I'm saying she wants a kebab but it's a pizza restaurant.
- Alright.
Yes, she just wanted a kebab but it was a pizza place.
- Wow.
- You know what--
- Just give the woman a kebab.
- Let's send her a mug that says don't tackle me
until I've had my kebab.
(laughing)
Do we have the power to do that?
- Well we made one of these shirts.
We can make one of--
(mumbling)
Don't tackle me until I've had my kebab.
- Alright Link, correct me if I'm wrong.
If he gets this one right he does in fact win.
- Yes and you get to freak out.
- If you get it wrong you do in fact lose.
Okay, this one's a little different.
Filmed at a city council meeting in Lincoln, Nebraska,
this woman goes on an epic rant.
Instead of trying to guess the why,
you simply have to attempt to guess
what she's going to say next, okay?
Roll the clip.
- Do you know you have scratchy toilet paper?
Get everybody to start bringing toilet paper in
'cause guess what?
I guess that's why everybody's so damn,
I can't say damn, right?
Because you know what, here.
Let's clear up some things.
- She's, okay, what is she about to clear up?
(laughing)
A, she believes toilet paper is the cause
of her family's rectal cancer.
- Oh gosh.
- B, she has never not wiped, even
when it's scratchy toilet paper.
C, she has never punched a mailman and never would
unless it was self defense
or D, she has two boobs, not six.
(laughing)
- This is crazy, man.
None of these are viable options.
(crew laughing)
What is up with this woman?
I mean it has to be toilet paper related, right?
So I'm going with B for the win.
- Okay, let's see what she says next.
- Here, let's do some, let's clear up some things.
I have two boobs, not six.
I have six butts because when you guys
are talking about me, you have no idea who knows me.
See that young man back there?
That is Investigator Schaffer.
Badge number 1193.
Clap for him because he protects you guys
from people like me.
- Sorry Link, it was D.
- What?
- She's got two boobs, not six, man.
- What is she trying to say?
- I don't know but incidentally,
Officer Schaffer, Investigator Schaffer,
is just a cantaloupe with a face drawn on it.
(laughing)
Zooms out later and shows you that.
I'm sorry--
- Who is this woman?
- You didn't win.
- Who is this woman?
I wanna meet this woman!
I wanna be best friends with this woman!
I love this woman, she's great!
You're laughing at her?
You're laughing at her for seeming all kooky
and how many boobs, butts does she have
but you know what?
She's a great person!
She's standing up for your rights!
She's the one who's showing up
at all of the things that those are
and she's saying the things that she's saying
because you don't have the guts to say it yourself!
You don't have the nuts!
How many nuts do I have?
- Two, not six.
- Six.
I have six, not two, and we're a match made in heaven
and I'm gonna be with her and you're gonna be
with the garden lady!
- Okay, so that was your freakout because you lost?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
(crew laughing)
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