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i am from slovakia a small country in
eastern europe that
sorry central europe we are not eastern
europe we get mad if someone refers to
us as eastern europe
what do you mean eastern europe we are
central europe not eastern is this how
an eastern european looks
i don't think so it can be quite
challenging to be from a country that is
not very well known in the world
you need to deal with all sorts of
terrible reactions ah
slovenia czechoslovakia russia is that
in the u.s
yugoslavia oh so it's a country that's
near
russia there's a whole [ __ ] country
between us and russia okay
yes central i got so frustrated by these
reactions that rather than telling the
truth
i started to come up with absurd answers
where are you from
mordor well at least you're not from
slovakia
yeah many people think we are a third
world country and i can
picture what they imagine when i say i'm
from slovakia
mom the electricity is back on
let's fry the pig's feet i ate them raw
are you disgusting [ __ ] that is
absolutely not true
apart from electricity we have the most
majestic mountains
the most beautiful women the most
stunning nature
we are also the most racist nation in
the european union
unfortunately it's true on the contrary
though slovaks are considered as
incredibly generous people come here
sweetie come get some apples
thank you ma'am i'm not hungry but my
friend john said he was
the most popular sport in slovakia is
ice hockey
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2002 what a year the annual ice hockey
world championship is a big event for
the entire nation
we get our hopes up for two weeks and
then we [ __ ] about everything
a vicious cycle every year hey yes
proud
is really delicious for many people not
for me we have so many dishes with sour
cheese or sour milk
man our national drink is basically
spoiled milk
who came up with this idea dude we have
so much milk but
plain milk is so boring as a national
drink what about sweet milk
no chocolate milk spoiled milk
i think we got it
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you know every country has its own
customs and traditions that seem
a bit odd to other people in slovakia
during easter
we pour water on women then we whip them
with the wooden whip
and then they give us money that's
absolutely unacceptable this shouldn't
happen in the 21st century women are at
least equal if not superior
yes slovakia i may not be the best
country for feminists anyway i'm not a
huge fan of this easter whipping
not because i'm a feminist which i
assure you i'm not
come on me but because when i was a kid
my drunk uncle made easter very
traumatic for me ah you deserve some
weeping
happy easter uncle stop i'm not a girl
give me some love
yeah we also like to drink that's
another thing i forgot to mention
we drink a lot slovakia may have its
issues and
terrible terrible politicians but it has
great potential
it's my country and it'll always be in
my
wait hold on a second i need to fix this
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