We're back with Allison Janney.
And since we have a guest here, finally in the studio,
we're going to play one of our favorite games.
It's called 5 Second Rule.
Twitch will read a category.
And you'll have 5 seconds to name three of those things
and then hit the buzzer to stop the clock.
Are you ready?
Ready.
All right.
I will go first.
So you see how it goes.
OK.
Ellen, give Allison three compliments.
You're smart.
You're pretty.
You're talented.
[BELL DINGS]
All right.
That was easy.
OK.
Allison, give Ellen of 3 compliments.
I love your eyes.
I love your hair.
I love your watch.
I love your shirt.
[BELL DINGS]
That was more than three.
Bonus.
So you win.
I can't count.
You win.
And it was very aggressive.
All right.
Ellen, name three things that are
hard to do as you get older.
Oh, squat down and then stand back up.
And run real fast.
Run real fast.
Allison, name three things that are
hard to do when you're tall.
Squat down low.
Be invisible.
[BELL DINGS]
All right.
It's very hard.
Yeah.
All right.
Ellen, name three places you'd like to be taken on a date.
Oh, to an island or anywhere at all in the world.
Somewhere.
Anywhere.
OK.
Allison, name three celebrities you'd like to date.
Matt Damon.
George Clooney.
[BUZZER SOUNDS]
[BELL DINGS]
All right.
They're both married.
You didn't specify that they had to be single.
OK.
All right.
Ellen, name three things your dogs do that you love.
Oh, they just lay down on their backs
or they just lay down when they lay down.
[BELL DINGS]
I like when they lay down.
That's the best.
All right.
Allison, name three things your dogs do that drive you crazy.
Erupting and barks when I'm doing an interview.
Always stare at me for more treats.
[BELL DINGS]
God, it's so hard.
It's so fast.
It's hard.
I know, I know.
I didn't even hear the timer go off.
Was I--
A long time ago.
OK.
All right.
OK.
Ellen, name three pickup lines.
Hey you, come here.
I like your eyes.
Good looking.
Hey you, come here.
Good thing I'm married.
Not good at that.
OK.
Allison, your turn.
Name three more pickup lines.
Come here often?
I like that kind of drink too.
Your pants are swell.
I'm sorry, your pants?
Your pants are swell.
That could mean something different.
Oh that could.
I'm just now getting that.
It's all right.
Hey, your pants are swell.
All right.
Ellen, name three jobs you think you'd be good at.
Oh, selling vacuum cleaners, painting houses, and gardener.
Nice.
OK.
Allison, name three jobs you think you'd be bad at.
Archaeology, technology, and fasting.
Oh!
That's not a job but that was the time.
That was good.
Fasting.
Fasting is a job.
I don't think it's a job.
I don't think--
It feels like it when you're doing it.
No, it feels like it's work, but it's not a job.
All right.
Ellen, name three things you wouldn't want to do alone.
Line dance, and play tic-tac-toe, and cards.
[BELL DINGS] You're so gentle with your answer.
You're so like--
OK.
Allison, name three things you love to do alone.
I love to meditate.
I love to eat.
I love to swim.
[BUZZER SOUNDS]
[BELL DINGS]
If it wasn't such--
Long ago
You haven't been in a pool in how long?
Forever.
I know.
I don't-- who swims alone?
Who swims alone?
Some people do.
I was trying not to say sex because I thought, well, OK,
that's not [INAUDIBLE].
Yeah.
You don't want to say that.
I mean, if you enjoy it you can say it.
Too late now.
I edited myself.
All right.
You were going to say sex and you went swim.
Swim.
OK.
Ellen, name three ways to make a good impression.
Be polite, and friendly, and smile.
Lovely.
Yeah.
that's all you need.
Allison, name three ways to make a bad impression.
Snore.
Laugh inappropriately.
Be mean.
Snore.
Snore?
I don't know why.
Snore.
We all snore.
Yeah.
In front of people?
It's not a nice thing to do if you're--
someone's trying to entertain you.
And there's no-- I don't know.
Right.
Let's just move on.
All right.
Ellen, name three things you shouldn't touch.
Electrical socket.
Fire.
And people.
People.
All right.
Allison, name three things you'd like to touch.
A man.
A dog.
And a pie.
Well.
It's a tie.
It's a man, a dog, and pie.
In that order.
All right.
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