• From a little boy drawing on the wall with his poop to parents doing the deed in
Doctor Who cosplay, the Planet Dolan crew re-enact some of the best true stories from
our subreddit about the weirdest thing we have ever seen at a friend’s house.
I’m Doopie and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by _ima_crik_ur_neck101 Sweetcommando
Sweetcommando was asked by his friend to come over to help him with his homework.
When he got there, his friend was gone… but in the next room he heard moaning.
Sweetcommando thought it was his parents doing it, but remembered that his friend’s older
sister was in that room.
So he went to investigate, but gagged when he saw his friend’s sister halfway out the
window, wearing a bikini and opening her legs.
A guy was outside banging her.
She looked at Sweetcommando and said, “Wanna join?”
He bolted out the door and never went to his friend’s house again.
They eventually stopped being friends because… his friend was the guy outside.
Number 9 was submitted by candycat731 Froggy In the 9th grade, Froggy and one of her best
friends were big fans of Doctor Who.
Froggy had gotten into it just because her friend watched it all the time with her parents.
One night, while she was staying over, Froggy got up in the middle of the night to go to
the bathroom.
She heard the Doctor Who theme song playing loud as hell down the hall in the parents’
room.
Needing to go into the parents’ bedroom to get to the bathroom, she walked in, expecting
them to be watching the episodes.
Instead, she caught her friend’s parents having intense sex in Doctor Who cosplay.
Her mom screamed for the doctor to cum in her.
They saw Froggy right as she walked in, horrified.
Needless to say, she now despises Doctor Who, and her friend stays at her house whenever
they hang out.
Her friend’s parents were actually chill about Froggy catching them.
Number 8 was submitted by gxgbro Honeybits One time, when Honeybits was at a friend’s
house, she had to go to the bathroom.
Her friend told her where it was but, once Honeybits flicked on the light, she saw large
amounts of shit on the floor.
She ended up telling her parents, believing it to be her friend’s little brother.
Her parents then made him eat all the shit that was on the floor!
Disgusted, Honeybits came up with a lie that her parents were sick, then got her bag and
ran out of the house.
She never talked to her friend again.
Number 7 was submitted by Roxy_And_Stitch SacredSnewpee
When SacredSnewpee was nine, she went to her best friend’s house for a sleepover where
they planned to stay up all night.
It turned out that her best friend’s dad was having a few of his friends over as well.
At about one in the morning, SacredSnewpee went into the living room to grab a horror
movie to watch.
That was when she saw all the men dancing naked to the song, “I am a gummy bear.”
A man was in the corner taking a shit, while another man was trying to have sex with a
lamp.
SacredSnewpee ran back upstairs, and after that night never returned.
Number 6 was submitted by Weirdgirloninternet Pandora
When Pandora went to her friend, Ramona’s, house, they went into the woods to look for
Slenderman.
After a while, they returned to Ramona’s house where they went up to her room.
Pandora needed to use the bathroom, which was next to her brother, Dolan’s, room.
So she went into Dolan’s room and caught him masturbating out the window!
Shocked, Dolan looked back and screamed, “Get out of my room!” and shot her with a BB
gun.
While Pandora cried, Ramona’s family put some dressing on the wound.
They’re still friends and laugh about what happened to this day, though Pandora has a
scar on the bottom of her leg.
Number 5 was submitted by otaku_sans Spincess When Spincess was 8, she went to a friend's
house to spend the night.
During her stay, she went to go to the bathroom but found her friend's little brother, butt-naked
and drawing on the walls with his poop.
Spincess just walked out of the bathroom and went to use the bathroom in her friend’s
parents’ bedroom instead.
She ended up walking in to see her friend’s mother shirtless and not wearing a bra.
Before she could be seen, she left.
She told her friend what happened, and her friend told her mother that, thanks to her
little brother, the bathroom needed to be cleaned up.
She also asked her mother to cover up because Spincess needed to use the bathroom in her
bedroom.
As her friend explained everything very casually to her mother, Spincess began to wonder how
often it happened.
Number 4 was submitted by Mote-of-Lobross Cidius
Back when he was in junior high, Cid had a friend, Hellbent, who never invited any of
his friends over to his house.
But one day, when they were riding their bikes, Hellbent had to go home to use the bathroom.
He explicitly told Cid to stay on the porch, but Cid’s curiosity got the better of him
and he decided to sneak inside.
It seemed fairly normal, with some clutter here and there… until he peeked into his
mother’s bedroom.
On the walls were various macabre paintings, with one painting being of a naked giant eating
the arm of a smaller, headless naked man.
In the corner was a table with several black candles with melted wax everywhere.
Also on the table were statues of the Devil and the Grim Reaper.
Behind the statues was a screen-printed picture of a satanic pentagram that had a goat’s
head in the middle.
Cid had never seen anything like that before, despite having known a lot of members of the
Church of Satan.
At that moment, Cid knew exactly why Hellbent never invited any of his friends over.
Number 3 was submitted by YourDivorcedMom Slapped Ham
The weirdest thing Slapped Ham ever saw at his friend’s house was when he was in 5th
grade.
One day, after school, he had a weird friend who invited him over.
Not wanting to hurt his feelings, Slapped Ham accepted.
Once they were inside his house, his friend asked, “Do you want to see my goldfish?”
Slapped Ham said yes, but instead of showing him a fish bowl, his friend reached into his
closet and pulled out a dead goldfish.
Slapped Ham never saw him again.
Number 2 was submitted by Kiri2118 Ladybot
One time, Ladybot was sleeping over at her friend, Robo’s, house.
In the middle of the night, she had to go to the bathroom.
Robo’s bathroom wasn’t available because her older brother was using it, so she told
Ladybot to use the one in her mother’s bedroom because she wasn’t home.
When Ladybot walked into the bathroom, she noticed a dildo stuck to the mirror.
Then, as she washed her hands, she saw a cup filled with condoms next to the sink.
Needless to say, Ladybot thought it was weird seeing a dildo stuck to the mirror.
Number 1 – What’s the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen at a friend’s house?