- Hey there, fruit lovers!
Orange here and today I'm gonna answer all the questions
you've been burning to ask!
(evil cackle)
- Put it away, Orange.
- Okay, fine.
- [Voiceover] Hey Orange, every time someone hits
the subscribe button, a watermelon explodes.
- Orange, you've got to help me, man.
- B-b-but how?
People are already hovering by the button.
- We've got to make this episode super boring!
- What?
- Yeah, you can't do anything, dude.
No puns, no faces, don't even move.
Bore them until the arrows go away.
Do it for me, man!
This is my life we're talking about.
- Okay, I'll do my be--
(stomach growling) Uh oh!
- You just had to eat a burrito right before.
(flatulence)
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't click that!
Don't click it, no!
(explosion)
- [Voiceover] It's time for Ask Orange.
- [Voiceover] Hey Orange, what do you do with
your free time?
- I'm no different than other foods,
I usually grab a good cook book,
lay back in my banana hammock, and take the afternoon
to really un-rind.
(cackles)
- Dude, did you just say that's a banana hammock?
- Sure did!
- Uh, I'm not sure you want to be sitting
in that thing, ew.
- [Voiceover] If you put this crown on,
everyone gets mind controlled.
- Woohoo!
Little Apple, do a back flip, motor boat,
back flip while motor boating!
Oh man, why isn't this thing working?
- Well, technically they never said you would be
in control of everyone's mind.
They just said that everyone's mind would be controlled.
(evil cackling)
- Wow, wait.
So if I'm not the one controlling everyone's mind,
then who is?
Ow!
(evil cackling)
- The power, the power!
(evil cackling)
- Yay!
- [Voiceover] Hey Orange, can you make a song about alpacas?
♪ People always say that alpaca's a whack-a ♪
♪ Say that to my face and I'll give you a smack-a ♪
♪ Alpaca's get a bad wrap, I'm bringing 'em back-a ♪
♪ Pack of alpacas ♪
♪ Alpacas attack-a ♪
♪ People always say that alpacas are whack-a ♪
♪ But say that to my face and I'll give you a smack-a ♪
♪ Alpacas get a bad wrap I'm bringing 'em back-a ♪
♪ Pack of alpacas ♪
♪ Alpacas attack-a ♪
- [Voiceover] Pear is my favorite out of the crew.
I think he deserves a trophy for being
my number one favorite.
- Aw, thank you so much.
It's nice to get recognized every once in a while.
'Cause honestly I do take a lot of abuse on here.
Ah!
- [Voiceover] Hey Orange, why was six afraid of seven?
- I don't know, why?
- [Voiceover] Because seven eight nine, get it?
(laughing)
- Aw man, that joke really got my number.
Okay, that one was good, I give it a 10!
(laughing)
- [Voiceover] Instead of TNT,
try using a classic round bomb.
- This is a great idea!
Why haven't I been doing this all along?
Uh oh.
Yeah, that's probably gonna circle back
to haunt me later.
- [Voiceover] Hey Orange, you can see the future.
(mysterious music)
(screaming)
- Whoa, that's so raisin!
(laughing)
- [Voiceover] Hey Orange! - Hey!
- [Voiceover] Airbag!
(record scratch) (scream)
- [Voiceover] Say hi Tristan.
- Hi Tristan.
- [Voiceover] GG is back in the kitchen.
- Passion, I've turned.
- I'm sorry, GG, but I've made my decision.
(screaming)
(evil cackling)
Okay, see you later Orange.
- [Voiceover] Hey Orange, there's a kazoo under there.
- Under where?
- [Voiceover] Ha ha, made you say under water!
- Wait, what?
I didn't say under wa--
(gulping)
- [Voiceover] Pie in the face.
- Huh? (yells)
Mm, cherry, what a sweetie pie you are.
- [Voiceover] Surprise airbag again!
- Oh no, I don't like surprises.
(glass shattering)
- [Voiceover] I dare you to fight the final boss.
(grunting)
- Oh no, nothing's working.
He's too strong!
(evil laugh)
- You cannot defeat me.
- You're right, I cannot defeat you alone.
- Any last words?
- Yeah, alpacas attack-a.
- Huh? No!
- Ha ha, wow, I really figured he'd blow up
and the episode would end with an explosion.
What a dud of an ending, huh?
(laughs)
Well, uh, I never really have to deal with this
kind of situation so, um,
I guess I'll just say goodbye and go.
Um, goodbye.
- Oh my gosh, there it is!
Somebody put it out before it goes off!
(explosion)
(upbeat music)
♪ People always say that alpacas are whack-a ♪
♪ But say that to my face and I'll give you a smack-a ♪
♪ Alpacas get a bad wrap, I'm bringing 'em back-a ♪
♪ Pack of alpacas ♪
♪ Alpacas attack-a ♪