- Please sir, may I have some more?
- Cereal, weird cereal, 'cause that's what we're eating
today. - It's weird cereal?
Oh, it's not just cereal. - No.
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- Why it gotta be weird? - Weird?
Can we just do Irish people try tasty food?
How weird can cereal be?
It's supposed to be the most pleasant meal of the day.
♪ Milk and cereal, milk and cereal, milk and cereal, ♪
♪ cereal and milk, cereal and milk! ♪
- And milk- - Remember that?
- Honestly, you can have it in the morning,
it's even better at night, that's when you're like ooh-
- Oh, I've never tried night cereal, you are crazy.
- Oh, it's like you're breaking the rules,
you're like oh, I'm feeling fancy!
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(banging) Maple bacon donuts?
This is beautiful, this isn't weird.
- The next thing I was about to ask
was "Are these vegetarian?"
And they are.
- I'm actually excited. (laughing)
- I'm actually excited as well to be honest,
I think it looks really nice.
Maple, bacon, donuts.
- Well maple and bacon's a good combo.
- Yeah. - It's a great combo.
- There's a lot to take in.
- I hate maple syrup. - I love it.
- I like bacon.
- How many cereals are we eating?
- [Crew Member] Five.
- Okay, that's a lot of cereal-
- Okay, so we've gotta pace ourselves.
- Okay, so we should only have a little bit, yeah.
- Looks good, it looks very like cereals we've had.
- That's loads, yep. - Really?
- Oh, maybe a little bit more.
- I'm excited about this.
Also, it's morning time so you feel like, oh, cereal,
this is an appropriate- - I feel at home.
- Oh, your face.
- It's like a bacon milkshake.
- That's really nice. - Mm.
- It's bizarre that it tastes like bacon.
- I'm so here for it, oh my God it's great.
- This is nice, I would eat this.
- Smooth caramel-y flavors coming through,
there's loads going on here, it's good.
- Yeah, I just don't like maple syrup, so these are not
for me, but I appreciate the crunch and the honey flavor.
- I'd probably buy the box, finish the box,
and not buy the box again.
- I don't wanna set it too high yet, but that was-
- I'm gonna say eight, 'cause there's room for improvement.
- I've never had cereal this late in the day
and actually, I think you might be on to something.
- Oh-
- I think I might have to have cereal at night.
- Really, really maple-y, really bacon-y, yep.
- I wasn't expecting it to be that nice, actually.
- This is what, one o'clock?
Girl, wait 'til 9.00p.m, then we're talking.
(laughing) Night cereal!
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(banging)
- Okay, so I thought this said cheese and something,
and I was like, oh, vomit.
- Oh, it's gonna be like chicken and waffle.
- I forgot that they're weird.
- Waffles, yes, chicken?
- I actually didn't think that they were gonna go with
the meat route when it comes to weird cereals,
but we're getting meat.
(banging)
- The last one was so nice, I forgot we were actually
eating weird ones.
- Chicken and waffles, have you had it?
- Yes, I have had it in Harlem.
- That is a very American thing though,
I remember having brunch somewhere and it was chicken
with waffles, and it was the pure sweet maple syrup waffles
and then chicken on top, and I was like, this does not,
not for me. - And we love chicken.
- Yeah. - You had your roast chicken.
- I love chicken.
- Bigger bowl this time.
- And they've got these chicken pieces.
- Oh, that's loads is it?
- Yeah, that's loads there, yeah.
- Oh, look at the little chickens coming out!
- I want a chicken to walk out of the box here.
- I literally have to stop myself from making
myself a bigger bowl.
- Here we go. - Right.
- Oh good God, it smells like a stock cube.
- Oh no! - Oh no!
(laughing) - Jesus Christ.
- That's a weird one. - So strange.
- I don't hate it. - Did you have chicken?
Try the chicken piece.
- I don't think I had a chicken piece, yeah.
(groaning)
- Whoa! - Oh, no, oh God!
- Chicken in milk!
- Oh, I don't like that.
- The flavor just does not go with what you're experiencing
when you're eating it, you're like "I'm eating cereal
"but like, tasting chicken."
(retching)
- It's really authentic as well, the taste of the chicken.
- It's bizarre, isn't it?
- Now, if you eat around the chicken parts,
if you just eat the waffles and the honey bits,
they're lovely. - Yeah, they actually are.
- You did it, it taste really like chicken, well done,
now you have to wonder why.
- It's weird having savory cereal.
- I can even taste it in the milk now.
Chicken?
Who goes "I want chicken for breakfast?"
That's not a fucking bodybuilder.
- Bad, Jesus! - Poor chickens!
- Oh my God, that's horrible.
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- Hey, Tony The Tiger, cool!
- Tony The Tiger's rocking in here with banana cream pie.
(banging)
- No, banana flavored stuff is always the most artificial,
I don't know what it is about banana flavoring, is rotten.
- This is coming from a half human, half tiger chimera,
we shouldn't expect him to respect the laws of nature.
- Oh yeah, no that's good.
Yeah, love that. - Thank God, thank God!
- Yep, yep. - Such a relief, isn't it?
- Yeah it is, yeah.
Well, we haven't taste them yet.
- That looks like banana cheesecake.
- They're shite!
- It smells very good. (whistling)
- Oh boy! - Smell that.
- That's, stop.
- Okay, Frosted Flakes, banana cream.
- I love Frosties, but they're actually-
- Jesus.
- I don't eat them because they're very sugary,
and they're not very good for ya.
- They're great, yay, that's a nice cereal.
- Now this is something I can see myself eating at 9.00p.m,
'cause it's a dessert.
- This is my least favorite so far.
- What? - Yeah.
- It's so good.
- Very banana, fake banana, isn't it?
- Yeah, I wouldn't, yeah very, very artificial, like.
- I really want more and I hate that I can't have more.
- There's not a bit of banana, real banana in here,
but it taste good.
- Naturally flavored with other natural flavors?
I don't think so, Tony.
- That is a good cereal.
- You like them though?
- I do like them, but they're not my favorite.
- It's like drinking fake banana flavor.
- Yeah, no, not good.
- Yes to the banana cream Frosted Flakes, let's go.
- Yes, stay focused on the banana,
don't think about the chicken one.
- Exactly, it's a fruit, it's good for you.
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- You really do throw them, holy shitballs.
- This is amazing!
- Whoa, that's sweet!
- Let me guess, birthday cake?
- Oh my God!
- Okay I'm on board with these, okay, okay.
- Wow, okay that's very strawberry, that's knocked down
my expectations just a little bit.
- There's jellies in the middle.
(gasping)
- I used to love actual Pop Tarts.
- Pop Tarts, same.
- So I'm here for it being a cereal.
- Look at the little baby top, pop-
- Are you optimistic, confident?
- I'm feeling good.
- Should we not have to individually
put all these into a toaster first?
- I'm gonna get these guys soggy now, so.
Hang on, I'm gonna try them when they're just damp.
- I'm very excited.
- These stink. - Gotcha.
- Oh, Christ, the sugar.
- That is your 200 percent recommended daily
intake of sugar right there.
- There's something off with the strawberry filling.
- How would you go through a whole bowl of that?
- This is the little middle bit in the middle
that they have going on here.
It's like a little jelly.
- I feel it's kinda bitter or something.
- Do you like a sweetie in your cereal?
- You wouldn't sleep for a week
if you had that for breakfast, like.
- If you were eating these-
- The amount of sugar in that! - Yeah.
- Once they get a bit soggier, they're actually nicer.
- After a full bowl of these now, your teeth
would be humming. - Mm.
- You'd be like "Oh man, I shouldn't have done that."
- I kinda like it though.
It's giving me diabetes, but I kinda like it.
- Yeah.
- They're the least goodest.
- Whoa.
- Whoa, they're intense, maybe it's because we've had a few
already, but- - Yeah, no they are.
The sugar- - Your eyeballs!
(laughing)
- They leave a nice flavored milk afterwards,
which is an important thing.
- The milk was better than the cereal.
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- Whoa, that's a big, what is it?
Whoa! - Oh my God!
(laughing) - What?
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!
- Who sells cereal like it's dog food?
- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, I'm so here for this.
- Moving into a new place?
Don't bother buying no pillows, just get a packet
of S'mores, you'll have it for breakfast
and then you can sleep on it at night,
that's S'mores, as big a bag as a pillow.
- I was just so happy about the S'mores I didn't even notice
that it was in a bag.
- This is pure quintessential America to me.
Marshmallows in your fuckin' breakfast.
- I love S'mores, I haven't had S'mores in years.
- I don't know if I've ever had S'mores.
- I definitely haven't even heard of S'mores.
- I'm so excited for this.
- And they're cinnamon flavor, I can smell cinnamon,
I love cinnamon, this is gonna be great!
- Marshmallows and biscuits and you put 'em
in the fire on a campsite.
- I'm kinda disappointed that they come
as little separate items.
- How have I never had that? (laughing)
- I'm so excited!
- Johno, are we on a sugar high?
- I think so, yeah, we're gonna crash and be really cranky.
- I think we are now, yeah.
- Oh my God!
- Get in my belly!
- I'm not gonna lie, I think this is one of the best
cereals I've ever eaten in my life.
- This is beyond exceptional.
- The fact that they're selling it in a kilo size bag,
they know people like it, they know,
they're not fuckin' about.
♪ If you like it over a fire ♪
♪ Then you should sure are a liar ♪
♪ 'Cause it's S'mores, it's S'mores, ♪
♪ You don't need to camp, ♪
♪ It's S'mores, it's S'mores ♪
- This is why breakfast is my favorite meal
of the day, genuinely.
- This is so good, you could not have this every morning.
- Best one by a country mile.
- Every single component is wonderful, and together,
boy howdy. - That is divine.
- Look at her, look at her!
What a bag is here, look at her!
- We haven't even had that much-
- Look at the size of it, it's like a baby, ah!
- I think my favorite part is the marshmallow.
(shouting)
- That now, at 9.00p.m tonight, I'm tellin' ya,
it'll change your life.
- Oh my God. - Sorry.
(screaming) (laughing)
- I didn't like most of them cereals,
but I think I'm coming around to the idea of eating cereal
at any other time that's not breakfast.
- I think we know which one I like.
- I could see what you were doing with that bag.
- It was, I love it, it's just like a big bastard
box of cereal. - 10 out of 10 America-
- Good stuff.
- You really did it.
- You know, we give you stick some times about some things,
but when it comes to your cereal, keep going.
Don't let anyone tell you to stop.
- No.
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♪ Ring my bowl ♪
♪ My bowl ♪
That sounds wrong - Yeah, yeah.
(laughing) We tried, we tried.