♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- ♪ Bravest Warriors! ♪
(thunderclaps)
- (sniffles) Stupid bullies. Ruined my flute solo.
(blast, crash)
(smoke hissing)
Hi there.
Do you need help?
- Aah! (gasps)
Where the hell am I?
(portal chimes) - 10 years early.
This isn't good.
Mild chronophasia, out of sync with time.
- Please. I need help.
What?
You're a hologram?
Listen. I think I'm in the past.
Do you know how I got here?
- I found you in the rain and brought you here.
My name's Danny Vasquez. What's yours?
- My name?
Uh, it'll come to me.
- I'll call you Mandy.
So who were you just talking to?
- This mysterious little hologram man. Don't you see him?
- (guffaws) You are a character!
I'm finishing my science fair project,
but help yourself to that bean dip, Mandy!
- That kid has prominent nipples.
Your name is Chris Kirkman, but you do not belong here.
You must follow me to the Eternity Rift and get home
before you do any more damage to the timeline.
- The timeline?
That's right. I changed my destiny.
I must be here for a reason!
- Just-- okay, but we do not have time for your crap.
- I can't go home yet. I could go see my mom.
Maybe I'm here to warn her
not to get trapped in the See-Through Zone.
Or-- or-- - No. No. Here.
Right now, teenage Danny and Beth are growing closer.
- Danny? That little guy is into Beth?
- Back in your own time,
your absence has pushed your best friends together.
Oh yeah.
Danny is about to smooch all over that fresh little chuck wagon.
See? - (spits)
- (Concierge) Nothing will ever be the same.
In exactly 120 minutes, Danny Vasquez and Beth Tezuka
will share a juicy tongue kiss.
- Juicy?
- You can stop it, but only if you leave right now.
- Yeah. I should probably be getting back. Let's do this.
Okay, I'm off to the rift. Bye, dude.
- Oh, uh, okay.
- And they said a powerful armada of ships came out of nowhere
and totally whupped their buns. - Here, on Mars?
- Dad, can I embark on a journey
with the intriguing old blond guy I found last night?
- Knock yourself out, Dan.
- And don't forget about my science fair today!
- (sips)
- My head's all jumbled.
I remember finding this sword, but--
- You stole it, tearing a rift in the space-time calliope.
That rift is now transmitting a signal,
like an APB on a missing Emotion Sword.
The longer you hang around here, the more dangerous it will get.
(rustling) - All right. How'd you find me?
- Are you joshing? I can see those gloves from a mile away.
- You must forbid this child to follow you.
- Please, don't follow me, dude.
- Are you talking to me or your mysterious man friend again?
- He called himself the Concierge.
- Hi, Conci-G!
Did he say hi back? - No.
- Ah. Quiet type, huh?
♪ Mysterious man friend who only the blond guy can see and hear ♪
- The rift is there,
in the heart of the most dangerous city on Mars,
New Miami.
- Danny, stay here.
I'm sorry, but you can't come with me.
- (pained grunting)
- Ow! Ow! Ow!
What the-- - Run!!
(laughter)
- (panting) Wait. Wait, the gate is locked!
- I'll use my matter re-bubbler to make us a secret entrance.
(blast, bubbling)
- What was that about? - Oh, those are just some bullies
that punish me for being fat and colorful.
Hey, Conci-G, can you relate?
Did he say, "I can relate"? - No.
- ♪ Mysterious man friend, yeah! ♪
- Your invention is amazing. - I invent all kinds of stuff.
The big science fair is today, and I'm gonna win first prize.
Me and Conci-G are doing our secret handshake!
- I... gotta make a business call.
- (whispering) Is he-- is he going it? Where is he?
- (gulping) - No, he's, um--
- Oh yeah.
- Woo-hoo! Woo-woo! He pinched my buns!
(giggles) Oh!
We're playing pinch tag like a couple of girls. (giggling)
- God. No wonder he gets bullied.
Look at you, shameful nipple boy.
- You have arrived at your destination!
- There, the rift.
- THAT'S the Eternity Rift? It looks like a janky old billboard.
- When you step inside,
the Emotion Sword will instantly return to its rightful owners,
and you'll be transported home to the year 3086.
(faint screams) - Hey, guys?
Something's wrong with that arcade.
(rumbling)
(panicked screams)
- (gasps) What's happening to me?
- He is receiving the rift signal inside his subconscious mind.
He will try to steal the sword.
- (grunting fiercely)
Hecka memories be coursing through me!
(deep gasp) It's Grandmama Cece!
(wind whistling) - I don't see her.
Is she a hologramma like Conci-G?
- (weeps) She's charging across that empty lot
to beat me in the mouth with a soap dish!
Grandmama! No!
Quick, kid! Give me that sword!
- No!
- Give me that sword so I can kill her!
- (grunts)
(groans)
Got anything for this one, Danny?
- No, I don't! I have nothing!
- Agh!
- I've failed you!!
- Your grandma's not really there! - (grunts angrily)
- Don't make me do this!
- Die!!
- (shouts)
- (screams)
Oh. Oh? (gasps)
Hey. I feel... different.
Grandmama Cece, I forgive you.
(laughs emotionally)
I forgive you, Grandmamamamama!
- You stabbed the arcade's sad heart, and he's all better now.
- (grunts) - Hey, you're hurt.
Here. Lie down on my banana pillow. You need bean dip.
- All aboard for the science fair! All aboard!
- Danny, you're gonna miss your science fair.
- I can't leave you like this.
You're my best friend.
- Your help is what got me here, Danny.
But I'll be okay now. I have Conci-G.
Catch that train. Go!
- You make me want to be a better man!
- Win first prize for me!
- Goodbye, Conci-G. (train hisses)
♪ Goodbye ♪
♪ Oh, blond guy ♪
(train toots) - Look.
Only two minutes left to stop the juicy tongue kiss.
Throw yourself into the rift.
(mischievous laughter)
- (gasps) The New Miami Hacker Pack?
- (Danny) The Hackers destroyed my first science fair project.
("science fair project" echoing)
- I remember now. Those are the kids that always bullied Danny.
- Quickly. There is nothing you can do for him.
Bullying is a complex social issue
that is notoriously difficult to solve.
- True, but not while I have the Emotion Sword.
This is why I'm here! Don't you see?
History is about to change!
(rift warbles) - Juicy tongue kiss!
JUICY TONGUE KISS!!
- Greetings, blond human.
- Oh no. - The Col-Deez Armada,
Emotion Lord hunters.
- Surrender the sword to us,
or we will fire our slow laser at you.
Do you hear? (clears throat) Can you hear us? (feedback)
Hello? (tapping microphone) - You can't have my sword!
- Can you speak up? We would like your sword.
- They, too, were drawn by the rift.
- Here. Use this megaphone we're lowering down in a tractor beam.
You see it? - They're too strong for you.
You can still turn back. - Please, listen to me.
- Oh, that is so much better.
- I have a friend who was bullied his whole life,
and it's probably why he's kind of messed up now.
But if you let me go, I can stop it.
- Request denied.
- With this sword, I can heal those bullies' hearts
and free them of their pain.
Some of you must have kids of your own and know what it's like
to want to defend your helpless, little babies from cruelty.
If you had the solution to bullying right here in your hand,
wouldn't you sacrifice anything to use it?
(mischievous laughter)
- Hackers!
Danny is my friend, and I won't let you bully him anymore!
- Mandy!
- Deep inside, you're good kids.
It's your inner pain that drives you to torment others.
But my Emotion Sword can heal you.
You're just broken little flowers.
- Look out! - What?
- It's a repression field!
The sword's emotion power won't work!
- Is there any way to-- (retching)
- Not the electric puke button!
- (continues retching) (Hackers laughing)
♪ (foreboding music) ♪
(boom!)
- (crying out) No!!
- (Col-Deez) There. Problem solved.
Now give us the sword.
- You came back! - I'm a lost time traveler, Danny.
I came to stop the bullies,
but I had to promise these dudes my sword.
- Time traveler? Why don't you just use my time machine?
- What?
- My science fair project is a time machine.
Look. - It works?! (laughs gleefully)
You are so gonna win the science fair!
- Hey, Col-Deez! Up yours!
- What's that? Up what?
- You're an angel. - Goodbye, Danny!
Oh, and one other thing.
Buy yourself some sweaters!
- Oh. Okay.
- Uh, Danny? I'm not time-traveling.
- Oh yeah. Just takes a minute to warm up is all.
- He's escaping. Fire another missile.
- Courageous Battlers, attack!!
- Mom.
(jackhammer rattles) - (boy) Hangover!
♪ (theme music) ♪
♪ (heavy metal) ♪ (all screaming)
- What the devil?! - Whoa!
- Dude! They really need to get that fixed!
- (announcer) The Bravest Warriors are finally back
in Season 3, only on VRV.
Cartoon Hangover subscribers on the VRV app
can also see episode 2 now
and be the first to see future episodes.
There will be no new episodes of Bravest Warriors
posted on YouTube.
All future episodes will be available on the free VRV app.
Subscribers will get to see them first,
then they will be available ad-supported 30 days later.
So stay tuned to Cartoon Hangover social media for announcements
on when you can see more episodes on VRV.
♪ (quirky synthesizer music) ♪
(jackhammer rattles) - (boy) Hangover!