well I better get these booty booty pop
juice contracts to the girls all you
have to do is sign why should we sign
this after the betrayal you committed
betrayal you went to that convention
yesterday and didn't tell us I was
invited and they wouldn't let me bring
anyone else that's no excuse I brought
you back some slices it's really good
whatever it's not the same nerves just
me oh my god are you even listening to
us she's faking it your mother was in a
coma we're not sure when she'll be awake
she would have been better off if you
hadn't taken 20 minutes to call an
ambulance we thought it was a prank you
thought your mother passing out not
moving for almost a half an hour was a
prank
yeah like a really weak one weird we
knew it was real when we kicked her you
kicked forget it let's just pretend I
didn't hear that we tossed water on her
too please stop talking your mother has
a type of virus we've never seen before
since you've come in close contact with
her we're gonna have to place you three
in quarantine right quarantine I love
that bread I pretty much invented
quarantine
you have no idea what quarantine is do
you something to do with corridors yeah
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dr. D Nicki Minaj yeah
I'm dr. D Nikki mini I'm famous vlogger
Alan I have a couple of questions for
you about the recent viral breakout like
I said before I was young I didn't know
the webcam with on when I took my top
off no no I'm talking about the virus
I'll I'm not taking any questions right
now I just like to know if you'll be
getting paid to cure this virus yeah
shouldn't a cure or vaccine be given to
the people for free hell no do you know
how much are these custom Mac is totally
unfair you're not gonna get away with
this away with one you won't get away
with it right they out so do you guys
have the virus I'm immune to everything
they said we had it but like recovered
or something yeah so now we can't get it
again how long will you be stuck in here
we miss you guys
we're so scared trust me
my beautiful baby sisters we'll be out
of here soon and when we hole by what
the hell we've run the test and
it looks like you three are in the clear
this is an isolation room not a clear
room I meant you're in the clear food
this is an isolation room can you just
leave you have no idea what you're
talking about
go find a smart doctor your ignorance is
how viruses spread so what are we
looking at we've sequenced the virus and
still haven't figured out but we did
find something odd you see this this is
a regular sale that's a thug on no it's
a sale it's a damn Terkel it said that
in the corner of the pizza well that did
you get this off of Google Images I was
in a hurry I didn't know I'd be
presenting today oh my god so this is a
circle slash cell and this is the virus
oh wow
I know I can't quite make out what it is
though
cookie know that watermelon it's worse
than I thought all this must be the
doctor I've gotten on the field she's
the best in the country
talk to me me um I've got the virus
Oh what I don't know how this happened I
followed all of the protocol you must
have come in contact with bellman Carla
my health is going down like the Titanic
ah anyway I just don't get it
I touched my face frequently I stayed
outside and made sure I traveled in
large groups
I have dumped it you did the opposite of
what I told you no I have your written
instructions right here I'm looking at
the list right now unfold the paper oh
there's a don't in front of all of these
yeah my god I'm Kate Winslet the CDC
wants you to think this fire started
from a watermelon but they're wrong the
vaccine is watermelon
more specifically the purple watermelon
that's what the world needs but they're
hiding it all this video did with make
me hungry do we have any watermelon in
the fridge I think there's like a slice
left where's the watermelon we don't
have any I just said there's some in the
fridge you never listen Kim you stupid
hand over that watermelon or else
no give it to me sister
we know you have watermelon we
need the back theme Kim get down Oh
Kourtney I thought you were one of them
we have to get out of here what the hell
is going on everyone's going crazy oh
hello this is dr. D Nicky Manette the
city that needs our help we're not
donating any money we need our money
right now in this time of need I don't
want your money
you three are immune and you're the only
ones who can safely get us the purple
watermelon I think you should look
harder for different immune people
you're the only one what are we supposed
to do you need to extract the purple
watermelon and bring it back to our lab
I'll send you the coordinates and ladies
good I've never heard someone talk so
much in my life so annoying okay now
where do we go let me check the
instructions uh the battery just died
great now we don't know where to go
it has to be one of the buildings excuse
me what do you want I saw you guys from
the house my mansion in fact you were
watching us creep I don't mean no harm I
don't have any weapons on me or anything
where we go ahead and why do you want to
know come on you can trust me we barely
know you
okay just tell me where it's at where
what is the purple watermelon don't be
stupid we don't know and even if we did
we wouldn't tell you oh you got
you know how I said I had no weapons on
me I lied
what the hell hey I didn't mean to knock
your friend over I couldn't see much we
don't care
she wasn't our friend I'm sorry it's
just been a few rough days my dead wife
cheated on me what and now my mind's
just all over the place did you guys
hear something about purple watermelon I
need it for my daughter why'd you do
that keep after the back theme we can't
take any chances
wait I think that's where we're supposed
to go what the hell is this it's like a
watermelon farm well done
looks like you figured me out ladies we
don't know what you're talking about
the virus is me makes sense you look
like a virus
I started it all I've been contaminating
watermelons in all the major cities with
bat guano you know you've been putting
bats in watermelon yes to prove a point
what point that money shouldn't that
that when the CDC the watermelon it's
purple oh my god I have a point I just I
just don't remember it at this moment
you can't keep doing that I can and I
will then I'm gonna sell a bogus cure to
my 12 million subscribers and retire up
rich hey I think you guys accidentally
knocked me out back there
is this where the purple watermelon is
we stand before you healthy and happy
thanks to the extraordinary help of our
team you're welcome not yo right like
our thang thanks to the extraordinary
help of our team but there was some help
that went beyond this office and
medicine on behalf of the theta thing
I'd like to honor meet Vlad yeah he's
our hero
we were the ones who found the source of
the virus
yeah but Mets took them down you've
gotta be kidding me
share some words with the press Mitch my
dead wife was a okay
press conferences counsel checking in
for Chris
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