Hey guys, it's Jen
I gotta be honest
I'm feeling stressed
The holiday season is approaching rapidly
I mean don't get me wrong, the holiday season is the best time of the year
Obviously
But
You want a drink right now?
You're just going to drink right now?
It is also definitely the most stressful time of the year because there's just so much to do and I haven't even
started to do anything, but luckily for me and luckily for you
I teamed up with Simple Mobile for this week's video to bring you some tips on how to slay the holidays
Get it?
Sleigh the holidays
Sleigh
the holidays
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So yes, we teamed up together and came up with some holiday life hacks so without further ado
let's get started
Holiday life hack number one
Having trouble figuring out what to give to someone as a gift this holiday season?
Take the pressure off by ordering a gag gift
Boom, I ordered some funny gag gifts and they're already here, so we're gonna open them together, and hopefully they will give you some inspiration
This is the first thing that I ordered
It's called Moose Popper
The only real question
I have is why is he wearing camo?
Oh my god
That flew across my room
Oh my god
Coffee candy canes
These are apparently supposed to taste horrible, and you're supposed to use them as a prank
Okay, here goes nothing
Ueghhhh!
Oh my god. These honestly just tastes like plastic
I don't know why this made me laugh, but it did and when I saw it, I was like
I need that
No way, oh my god
It's me
Honestly this isn't even a gag gift
These are those classic plastic flamingoes that people put in their front lawn for some reason
Is there an explanation for that somewhere?
Oh my god, in-c-redible
Hello
Wow
Oh my god
I wish there was dirt back here to place this in
I got this Christmas light necklace. Oh my god. It's beautiful
Wow, this is a full look
That I might wear out tonight
Holiday life hack number two
Are you having trouble getting into the holiday spirit this year?
Something I love to do is go on the App Store and download the most
ridiculous holiday games I can find - so that's exactly what we're gonna do right now
Okay, I got my phone here, and I'm just gonna search like
holiday game, okay. We've got a lot of stuff
Yeah, okay, rating four plus
Wait this game looks fun
Let's try it. Okay the first game
we're gonna play is called Christmas Cookie Maker
Okay, wow so I don't know exactly what we're doing here. What is this?
Ohhhhh
Okay, I just dried some molasses on to the plate
Now I'm gonna drag some milk, and then I'm gonna drag some brown sugar and some flour - lots of flour actually
Okay, now our dough is laid out on the table. We got a rolling pin. Let's roll her
Okay, now my cookies are in the oven and they're cooking very fast, very rapid cooking.
Woooowwww
This is an augmented reality
dreidel game so I got my camera on. Oh my god, there's the dreidel. Wow
Look at that. It's right there. Swipe to spin
Oh my god, there she goes. None. I get nothing.
Okay
This game is called Milkshake Maker Mini Me
It says to take a photo. Okay, well that is super close-up
Wow, that's beautiful
Wow
Alright, I need to take a knife and cut some strawberries
Now we need to slice some bananas
Slice, slice
We're all so excited about slicing the fruit
Putting some ice cream in
This is action-packed. I have to tilt my phone
Wow look at us, we're all so excited
It's time to drink that milkshake girlies. What? What? I think that's it?
Okay, that was the game
Holiday life hack number three
Bored this holiday season? Watch my YouTube videos!
Ha ha ha I'm just kidding
But it's also not a joke because with the $50 truly unlimited 30 day plan you will have endless
amounts of 4G LTE to use to watch my videos, so there is actually not an excuse for not watching them
Holiday life hack number 4
Want to spread a little holiday cheer this season? Prank your friends and family by texting them lyrics from your
favourite holiday song
If you've not heard of this before it's pretty self-explanatory
All you do is text lyrics to a song to someone and see how they reply to them because they'll have no idea what's going
Okay the first person. I'm gonna text is my friend Alex, and I'm gonna use the lyrics from Santa Clause is Coming to Town
They're kind of creepy, let's be a real. So, I'm just gonna start with the lyrics "you better watch out". Okay. She's typing "for eggs"
Now I'm gonna do "he sees you when you're sleeping"
She said, "who sees me?" She just said "who is he, what is going on?" He knows when you're awake
She just texted me and said "are you okay? Who? who knows?" You better not cry
Oh my god
I literally feel like a psychopath
She said "you're freaking me out. About what? Do you need to tell me something?" Santa Claus is coming to town
She said "Okay. I see what's happening here"
Next I'm gonna text my friend Ricky
and I'm gonna use the song Last Christmas
You still catch my eye, but I keep my distance
He replied! He said "who?" I'm gonna say "It's been a year..."
"Are you doing a lyric text prank on me?"
Nooooo
He knows
Okay, now I'm gonna text my mom, and I'm gonna use the song Christmas Shoes
I stood in another line
Okay, my mom just texted back
She said what does that mean
Standing right in front of me was a little boy waiting anxiously
This is so random, like I have no idea what I would be saying to this
She just said "Jen, it's mom.What are you talking about?"
He counted
pennies for what seemed like years
This is so random
She's typing. She is typing for a while
I don't know if it's because she's typing something long or if it's just because she's my mom and she's not very good at using
technology
Oh my god, she just replied finally after what it seemed like years of typing and all she said back is "one question/
Are you okay okay?" I'm just gonna tell her that it's a prank because she's not going to know what the song Christmas
Shoes is. Okay guys. That's enough of that and also those are all of the holiday life hacks that I have for you
I hope you guys like my tips
I hope they were helpful
And if they were or if this video made you laugh at all then make sure to give it a big thumbs up and also
a big thank you to Simple Mobile
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Go check it out, go support them because they support me and what I'm doing on this channel
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I think that is pretty much it. Thank you guys so much for watching
I hope you have a happy holidays, and I will see you all next Saturday with another new video
Bye