I am Massive
Welcome to Mumbai on Pubes
Yes we’re back on public demand, we’re going to talk about pubic hair
So in this case..
PUBIC demand..
SO today we’re talking about pubes,
show your hand..
take this..
Where is this from bro..
Someone take it..take take..take he’s giving you pubes..
Do you know what are pubes..pubes…
pubes..
ummm..no?
Don’t know..
pubes.. pubes..pubes..chik..pubes..
means hair down there..means hair down there..means hair down there..
It’s a lot like your beard but its not on your face..private hairs right..yeah..
Molecules which initiates from our body or something like that..
hair that grows on your genital area.. this is genital area??
No no no..
Hair to protect your reproductive organs..
protect? is there going to be firing there?
That is their purpose though..like biologically..
why couldn’t you just say ‘jhaant ka baal’..
Can you tell me why do people get eeky when people talk about pubes..
People are narrow minded..Indians are hairy people.. there are hair everywhere..
We should be confident like Anil Kapoor..
Considering a country like India..We are a very conservative country..
so we haven’t really got the open western mindset yet..
Talking about sex n all.it is quite misogynistic..
But that’s what we stand for..Being Indian brings out these kinds of topics
So that everyone is aware ..if everyone is hiding then who will discuss these things?
That’s the reason already being an Indian I’m supporting Being Indian...
Swag mode…
What are the names or different slangs that are used to describe pubic hair or pubes..
jharokha..
jhaat..jhaadi..bush..ya..
I mean don’t consider it as a George bush.. He’s anyway dying..
Tumhe aur koi language aati hai…
Bengali..
What will you call it in Bengali…
‘Chool’..its ‘chool’…
So can you explain your procedure.. how you get rid of your pubes..
The first time I just used the same thing that I use for my beard..
Then did you use the same for your beard again?
No no..didnt use it..
So its recipe is..recipe hahahah..
What about this thing called Brazillian wax..
painful..painful.. never done it
but the ones who get it done.. how?!
How do you have the will power to do it..
The lady itself will tell you that you avoid it if you can..
Basic begins with a scissor..you can use a phillips razor if you wish..I’m not promoting Phillips
But just saying.. you can use it if you want..
So the first thing is that you need to have your trimmer charged..
You need to look down you know.. if you can’t see you might just trim off one of your balls..
But how are you supposed to look, you’re supposed to put a mirror there?
Are you supposed to keep a person for this..hahahaha
Go down..zzzz…ok…zzzzz….
Start the trimmer.. nothing just keep it and do it from bottom to up or up to bottom..
It depends..If you do it up to down, it’ll work but the other way around it might not work..
The flow should be easy..What is he saying?!
And if your hand goes a little haywire..
Tell me the different pube styles that one can go for..
If you see in porn films..public keeps like a French beard..or like a small goti..
Landing strip..
oh yes..some people color it..which ones..I’ve seen green..
Its like a forest down there..
Mohawk..
Taare zameen par..
Which one the Amir one or the Darsheel one?
Because Darsheel has teeth coming out that would hurt..
Trust me I have seen a couple where..
literally..there are like triangle shapes
Do you think illuminati is involved?
It’s too much bro
There should be Nike and written ‘Just Do It’
Or McDonald’s ‘I’m Loving It’
KFC?
‘Finger Licking Good’
I’ve heard about someone who’s got a lightning bolt done down there
When I come in, it thunders
I’m going to electrifying your vagina
Subway Eat fresh
Now, what would you guys prefer-
Fun in the jungle or clean field?
Will manage with whatever’s available At least, one should get a chance
Clean field
Clean family
You don’t have to make a go down for the whole family
Say yes to pubes Say no to pubes
Say okay to pubes They are not that bad, come on
Say yes to pubes
Even though it comes into one’s mouth while doing this…
Has ever this happened?
Unfortunately, not
Yes it has
So, what goes in your mind?
Pack up and go home
If it’s too much then..
You might as well, next time
Brush once you’re home
Spit and continue
I like my preferences clear from the beginning of the relationship
Baby, we need to get it done now
Tell me in my ears, how long is your pubic hair?
I have cut it recently
You’re in a date right?
Amongst all Indian celebrities, who has the hairiest pubes?
Anil Kapoor Everybody knows it
Mr Anil Kapoor
Do you think he gets Brazilian wax done from ‘chaiwala’?
I don’t think it’s possible for him to get
You pour it and it grows again Do it and it comes out again
I guess Dolly Bindra
You shouldn’t talk about my pubes
Sunny Deol for that matter He buttons his shirt upto here
And still see some stuff rolling out of there
Sunil Shetty
Rakhi Sawant
Ranveer Singh
Akshay Kumar
Or maybe Katrina because she does so many Veet ads It’s not funny
It’s Mumbai on Pubes audition take 1
Thick, soft black hair
Thick thick energetic hair He said soft
Thick, soft, black hair Grows well, the energetic hair Black, soft…
No sorry
This is Mumbai on Pubes audition take 2
Thick, soft, black hair Grows well, the energetic hair
What was it, apply amla Pubes oil?
Apply Amla Pubes oil Apply Amla Pubes oil
Baba Ramdev will get offended Guys don’t say this
Take 3 Apply Amla Pubes oil
Take 4 Thick, soft, black hair
Grows well, the energetic hair Apply Amla Pubes oil
You have to sing it
Thick, soft, black hair Grows well, the energetic hair
Apply Amla Pubes oil
Take 5
Thick, soft, black hair Grows well, the energetic hair
Apply Amla Pubes oil
We are done Pack up, pack up