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What's going on guys, I am Matthias and today we're looking at 10
Apps
That will
Waste your life
Brian has looked all up in 'yo comments.. ... and picked out 10 apps on the apple app store
That he thinks will absolutely just waste your life, your time, everything about that.
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The first app is called poo happen. Play (Laughter)
What is this? what is it? Oh, I have
to stop
ohhhh I have to avoid the poop. holy poop
you've been pooped on. oh, that is
absolutely disgusting...heh..
I could have made it i coulda been i
contended. man, i do not like being
pooped on by humans or Birds. why don't
we just all agree to not poop on each
other.
Heeeh. I made it dude you're a woman you're too
late woman. ah, that was a close one dude.
oh I wasn't anywhere near I passed that
dude slow-motion slow-motion replay on
that I passed that.
the next app is called Do-Nut- jump
okay tap to jump oooohhh.. I get it
replay ok so i have to essentially keep
tapping this this donut is like
straight-up buuuu
uh-huh.. stupid.. I'm so bad
flappy bird that.. how that.. game was the
rage, i never got past like the third
thing (really) i'm gonna get all those
times saying like OH MA GAD I got to
like level 857
and then so that i would say get a life
dude what the heck (laughter) let's see what you got
because you're making fun of me this
game is like the donut is like too much on
a diet...... but just for your first-time
beat you. That was such a fake laugh. HAHAHAH
sticky balls is the next game Brian
picked out. classic swipe to select ok so
what's the idea of sticky balls
there you go new record i have to
remember ah, oh I have to essentially
dodge things like this
oh that's and that's interest-ante, oh and that's the issue
they get stuck on things like all sticky
balls do ..heh.. NO you stop it
oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh new record what the heck
was that he was in the middle you what I
(Jibberish)
(more Jibberish)
Here try it
alright Brian how do you play I don't
have a place to play you just tap the
screen moo jombo well I was good
oh you hold it oh I wouldn't be too my
first try bro
oh whoops next app is called what's in
my burger
watch out vegans this one's going to
shake you, do I just bounce
oh what Oh what is this have anything to
do it
Oh process oh I sleek was a glitch that
I got it and make a graph did you think
that
oh aligat... different balance bro brounce
haha different brounce, ew look at that
bloody burger down there man
bonus I get 16 fries noo...
next app is called joke insult funny
comebacks
ok so this app is going to help you you
know when you're in school and the
teacher you know and you need a really
really good comeback the teachers like
where's your homework so you say your
ability to do so many stupid things at
once raised multitasking to a whole new
level and should be like so you didn't
do your homework
what the heck stop it turn on location
services to allow joke involves to
determine your location
alright this app is a stalker dude hey uhh
really need to know what region using my
jokes didn't because you know we don't
want to use the same jokes in the same
region of the of the world
okay i don't think you've got all your
cornflakes in the same Bowl how many
times did your parents drop you as a
baby anyways.. ohh gosh.. that's messed up dude
were you adopted
just like (what) I mean because like just
making fun of people's hardship of like
mouth that's not a good thing don't make
fun of that you know make fun of
someone's obsessed
Ryan what the heck got a million
subscribers more like you losers
you don't have to say about that rose
yeah very hard on it
Flick Golf is the name of this make that
quick shot let's do a quick shot driving
range or in the driving range here all
right through this kind of its cool
touch the top of the screen to aim the
camera okay got you
and then flag what now control the ball
Oh way too much I had no idea was going
to have that big of an impact by just
tapping the bowl of the out too bad what
oh my gosh o.o include email shot was
our countdown just like what like and
the drink- a thousand points just has a
little dramatic
dude yo what up tiger was you got
nothing on me do you ever gotten the
negative a thousand under par I dad it
this next app is called fortune-teller
let's see my love and a fair fortune
please scan your finger are you got my
finger scan screen
this isn't the best day to be your
roommate because you'd rather snap chat
of course if you're on your own or able
to insulate yourself from annoyances and
everyone should be happy what-what
happened was a your dreams very
important message from your deepest self
now paying attention to the symbolism
all my gosh
and if you can remember them tried a
little okay so basically what that is
like Yelp you're being a jerk right now
but we still will go into the hole put
yourself
put your head into the ground because
you shouldn't be talking to humans today
just as like savage i don't i'm not
thinking that's right let's get money
and career your career is in full swing
and it's most definitely the wrong time
to isolate you're gonna be completing
conflicting reports here and no one is
buying the work piling up on my desk
excuse if you're invited to a happy hour
flip off your computer and join the
crowd set up waiting for any unexpected
check you should have been slowly and
steadily socking away some savings all
these years this thing it couldn't be
more inaccurate usually fortune-tellers
like they they become so vague to the
point where the person is in denial that
it's actually applies to them that's how
fortune-telling works and like you know
all that kind of like stuff you know
what are they putting the newspaper
horoscope
yes they make it so vague so that
everyone can apply to themselves
regardless of your horoscope today is
the day that you control yet today yeah
today's a day that you're going to
experience in full swing it was like I
and i'm going to join us
this next tab is called any by high huh
you're creepy your acne if Bob do you
want to meet
it's like a child's last like 10 *
younger than this i have this is like a
lot but yeah ya do I hate this
yeah no way
alright you're creeping me out girl I'm
out and that's not any
this next app is called Sean the sheet
movie swipe up to jump over larger
obstacles
oh I mine and a car an hour is that
slide down to roll under obstacles
why is that guys so I tried to ask you
guys I don't like him why you try to
catch my sheets dude he wishes he could
catch my sheep
oh we're climbing up this is strange
whoa whoa we got shot shock down down
over on up up
oh they're killing my sheep every time I
make a mistake
I like this better because it looks like
i have lives right so if I mess up and I
don't do anything like that boom
you can go i thought i had an extra life
oh no I love the Sheep about mommy okay
i'm just killing it now it brings bring
some my challenge here dude doesn't even
difficult for us
Oh who's through I just destroyed
through everything that's what we doing
watch the signs remember the order
ok up down down up down down up
why did that make any difference dude
this guy he's like just trying to kill
my she's going to like oh that's really
good
Oh killed me I don't know why these
sheep were running away i'm sure you'll
have a good life is that guy shocks you
so you'll be fine
call of duty this is that you guys
remember that call of duty game that was
like so hip and now it's trash
actually I don't know what beauty call
of duty yeah this is cold of duty two or
five or six for our money they made
let's see what the game's about this
doesn't seem a lot like maybe it's like
a first-person tapping game right so I'm
tapping do all these doors maybe I'm
going to find some like dude
oh no you get to the backhoe is the call
of the poop called duty eyes and poop oh
is filling out my intestines are filling
up discussing so i have 200 know all the
bear
oh I clicked bear now I see it good to
know because when there is a bear if you
let them poop on their own right they
don't need help putting they got that
down
si si o no I don't want that bear oh yay
we found the toilet now and excrete your
bowels I want to go right i'm right
handed I want to go right that's how i
do i go right and there's a baronet it's
okay that's the breaks you lose an
appendage told them still defecate you
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