It's the nine-year-old stand up who's taking the mickey out of the judges
twice. I tell you what, once this show finishes, I would not like to be in his
shoes. It'd fit you though. What? His shoes, they'd fit you. He's size three as well.
Don't be ridiculous, I'm three and a half. Oh yeah, he's three and a half. It's Ned Woodman!
I'm Ned. I'm nine, and I'm a comedian. I live in Maystone with my family. I have one brother,
and two sisters. I like making my brother and sisters laugh. As well as telling sick memes,
I like climbing trees, reading, and doing cricket. And gymnastics. Being a final of
Britain's Got Talent is really amazing. If I won Britain's Got
Talent, I'd probably buy my family a nice holiday and buy myself a house. call me at
the semi-final was incredible it's nothing up here white light shining
lies nothing from final piece the horror off of the knife on the board I was
really really scared when I was standing there like you know I couldn't believe
it when aunt Alexis as a scientist right it was the happiest I've been so far
when I got through my also a dream is still in Britain put something a
Canadian has never won and I'd love to leave her so I am NOT just gonna piss on
researchers celebrities you better watch out
ah just a good home here singing savage
just one quick question come here absolutely Hey
during the Mexican wave I want to show up and started over here I'm moving all
at all
these are not bad magician magicians are doing so well on show this year swive
decides to do some magic of my own oh wait I'm favored and here I have an
envelope because you use please look after this don't let anybody see it and
protect it or gorgeous on your heart okay so for my first trick I'm going to
make the judges smiles disappear oh I already did that by getting through to
the final Wow turns out after my last fall's I decide to give you guys a break
yeah I'm pretty sure it's them enough I just wanna fight and sundeck for all
the money that they spent bouncing for me to get through the night some people
go to just to make themselves look taller how scary was those clowns last
night I haven't seen wacky costumes and terrifying makeup like that since Sharon
Osbourne were to judge
you got a lot of shows like Britain's Got Talent and x-factor where else get
to see that TV singing robot Gary Barlow
how was APIs to disco and sat by results or was a girl but I really liked so I
plucked up the courage to ask her if she wanted to dance and she did which was
lucky for me summer wise they won't have a place to sit
one direction of gone their separate ways
bath ironic
now promoting you don't know ironic means Simon it's like these guys judging
a talent competition
and destroyed oh I like to remind you to vote
Ned I'd love to have a chance to perform frontal warranty but if I did an R&B
Prince Philip that suit have got some savage material because time from its
royal duties so he's going to travel the world offending people now
Oh David do me a solid and push that button and pilot it's just a letter of
apology for I might say if I win
today man I told you I love the fact that we just keep laughing every time he
destroys this night our eyes like yeah you've made us look really horrible
again thank you are you sure I'm not your dad so check
look you know what you're on the verge of being annoying and really really
likeable which I think live made a career out of that
so it's fine likeable bit I'm still likeable time no but you know what I
have to hand it to you have stuck to what you've done from day one you've
taken the pee out of us it has worked you are funny and God help the royal
family you win
well you know suddenly actually I'm really excited by the idea of you
performing at the Royal Variety Performance and blowing any chance you
might have a variegated MBE yeah but yeah you know what it takes real guts to
get out there for anybody right you're nine years old and you're doing the
hardest thing to do on this show which is comedy and I think we did
fantastically well tonight the world
have been so nervous tonight that we would have never known you are trouble
and I love it well done yes this relief Ned's because I ought to think all that
Sharon Osbourne guy goes for me so sorry about Darren behind defense area wasn't
for me when you hit you know what you did really well there was some really
good material in there and as Alicia said comedy is a lonely platform and you all
stood there on your own and you did really well I kind of said it but Alicia
said that he was scared it is a lonely place to be when you on the stage on
your own and you did an excellent job so well done welcome there you've done it
you've performed in the final fact if you want to give me the Royal
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