As a wine wanker, I want to make an elegant and impressive statement that
I take my wine seriously.
That’s why I store my shiraz in the ShowCave cabinet.
The ShowCave 9000 is by EuroCave who invented the wine cabinet - in 1976.
Before that, I guess people just kept their wine in piles on the floor.
I’ve got a shiraz cabinet too!
It's Shiraz Caber-nay. Oh yeah!
Whatever!
My white wines are just as important, which I why only I store them in
the Vintec Beverage Centre.
Oh yeah? A bar fridge.
No, the Beverage Centre is designed to chill white wines and champagnes.
Like a bar fridge.
It has adjustable metallic shelves!
Like a bar fridge.
and a glass door!
A see-through bar fridge.
It’s the smart solution.
And as a wine wanker, I need glassware creations
that are perfectly tailored for ambitious requirements.
which channel each sip to the back of the palate for maximum flavor.
My mouth does that.
Which is why I insist on drinking from the exclusive concept series “Air Sense”
by Zwiesel.
The ingenious design centers on a spectacular glass sphere which creates an effervescent
decantation effect.
And the Air Sense water glass
makes water look particularly noble.
Which is no surprise, because it was designed by a Swedish prince.
Yeah, well my wine glasses were also made by the rulers of Sweden.
And with my wireless electronic wine thermometer, I can
make sure my wine is at the perfect temperature.
I just use a couple of these bad boys for that!
For just 64 dollars I can check the wine temperature… from 7.5 metres away.
I’m never that far away from my wine.
And having my WineArt Wine Preservation System, allows
me the freedom to drink a bottle of wine opened a few days ago at my own pace.
Simply place your bottle in the WineArt and In just a few seconds a strong void is created.
(whispers) In your wallet.
Only a peasant would open champagne by pulling out the cork.
That’s why I use the Mathusalem Sommelier Champagne Saber.
It’s a fascinating object that evokes the splendour of the napoleonic
age for my guests!
And the life expectancy.
Mate, I can use any old knife to get to my wine.
Of course, to really enjoy a fine red you have to let it breathe, so I use the
Avana-Luxury One Touch Wine Aerator It provides more air contact surface to speed
oxidation than any other aerator!
But as a wine wanker I know that a more formal occasion demands
a Black Tie decanter.
The Reidel Amadeo is articulated with a single slender black tuxedo stripe that lovingly
follows the contours of its stylized U-shaped silhouette.
I thought it was just a glass bo-
Bottoms up!
I like to travel in style with my wine, which is why I use the…
Vivajennz Charlene.
That’s my daughter’s name!
Charlene?
No, Vivajennz!
A sixty dollar goon bag?
No, it’s an insulated beverage purse.
Mate, if you want goon on the go, just get
a Wine Rack.
It’s a comfortable sports bra with polyurethane bladder that holds 25 ounces of your favorite beverage
Who needs beer goggles when you’ve got wine tits!
That is disgusting.
You haven't even decanted it yet!