♪ At the borderline I slowed the car to a crawl ♪
- It's going to be great Roxie.
You're going to love being a TV.
- Come on, I know you're excited
you get to see me every day.
- Guys, I'm fine. Really.
- Okay, so we got you a first day gift.
- I told you we should've gotten the Chanel knock off.
- [Mikey] Roxie, stay calm.
- No drama, please.
- Guys, I'm fine.
It's just my ex-boyfriend cuddling up
with the swamp thing that stole him from me.
What's there not to be calm about?
- How about I just ditch this
and come to practice with you instead, please?
- I would love that, but this place
would fall apart without you.
(Edward groaning)
- Can we get some help over here?!
- We’ve got you!
(dramatic music)
(phone ringing)
- Well, that was exciting.
- I hope that kid's okay.
- He will be, the nurses just admitted him.
All right, but it's almost 9:00 AM.
Where's the other TV?
- Well, speak of the literal devil.
- We start at 9:00 AM sharp, which means you're late.
- I was just grabbing a coffee.
- Save the coffee for lunch break.
All right, as head TV this year,
I'm going to be following Dr. Henry,
which means you two are with Benny.
All right. Look alive, people.
- And welcome to the program!
She warms up once you get to know her. Well, not really.
Um, it's time for the best part. Ta-dah!
- Are these even required?
- In your case, it'll only help.
- Look who's talking.
- Hey guys, update from our last video in the ER:
swallowing an earbud hurts.
How are you feeling, Edward?
- This isn't funny. Something could be seriously wrong.
- I looked it up, it's not dangerous,
as long as the battery doesn't explode.
- What happens if the battery explodes?
- Hi, Edward! I’m Dr. Atkins.
I heard you were having some technical difficulties.
(Andrew groans) Oh, sorry.
- Make sure to tune in for our next video, guys.
This is crazy!
- I need you to keep the teen volunteers in line.
We cannot afford any mistakes this year,
especially now, with the new head of pediatrics.
- You got it.
- Good morning, Dr. H. - Hi, Ben.
- You left your lunch at home,
so I just, like, put it in the break room.
Yeah, my Mom made you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
- Excellent. - I know.
- What time is it? It's not even 10:00 AM,
and I've already seen four flu patients
and some genius who swallowed his earbud.
(doctors laughing)
- Dr. Atkins, here, I want you to meet the teen volunteers.
- [Atkins] Oh, hi.
- And this is Benny, he's our veteran TV.
He's going to be in pediatrics this year.
So, if you need anything...
- Children looking after children, how delightful!
- Just let us know how we can help.
- Oh, you can start by moving earbud boy,
wait, no, (laughs) okay okay okay.
The patient in ER Three, upstairs.
And I’d love a macchiato…caramel.
- [Henry] I love caramel.
- [Atkins] I'm going to try every flavor in that thing.
- Do I look like a personal assistant?
- So, Mrs. Wilson's daughter was saying
she might visit later today, so that should help her mood.
Thank you.
Amelia? What are you doing here?
- Studying AP physics. What does it look like?
- You don't look too hot, are you okay?
- It's just the flu. Perfect timing, I know.
Keep your distance,
and you may have a better chance at beating me.
- Thanks, I might, it's just been a lot, you know,
studying and managing this program.
- Wow Maeve, you've almost gone a whole 30 seconds
without mentioning this program or your NYC internship.
Good job.
- Feel better.
- Sorry, that was unnecessary.
- All right, I'll see what I can do to find you a room.
Just hang tight.
- Thanks.
- Okay. So there is definitely an earbud in there.
- [Edward] Am I going to be okay?
- Oh yeah, you should be able to pass it
without much problem, but we are concerned
about your abdominal pain,
so we do want to keep you here to monitor.
- Are you sure that's necessary?
- [Atkins] Perfect timing.
Benny and his fleet of volunteers
are going to take you upstairs.
- Come on in.
- Yeah, like this couldn't get any more embarrassing.
- Nice to meet you, I'm Travis.
Come on, don't leave me hanging.
- Nice to meet you, I'm Roxie.
- Thank you so much, Dr. Henry.
I normally wouldn't have asked this,
but she didn't look great.
- Looks like your instincts were right.
Check her pulse. Can I get a gurney in here please?
Amelia, can you hear me?
Her pulse is thready, I don’t like that.
- [Henry] Amelia, Amelia, can you hear me?
Open your eyes, come on.
- [Nurse] Yeah, she’s non-responsive.
- Your fever was 104.4.
You're lucky you came in when you did.
- Yeah. Lucky me.
- Well we're going to get you feeling better really soon.
We're going to run some tests.
In the meantime, you just try to rest.
- Is there...anything I can get you?
- Yeah, did somebody grab my textbook?
- Oh, yes, I did. It's right here in case you need it.
- Thanks.
- But I think you should maybe get some rest.
- Um, no, I'm okay. - Are you sure?
- Yeah, thanks.
- Well, let me know if you need anything.
- [Benny] How are you feeling Edward? Scale of 1 to 10.
- 12, I think I know what labor feels like.
- Oh my God, that's not good.
- Wait, I recognized you from that video.
- Here we go.
- You guys were in that fight video, right? At Crown Lake.
Cause you guys stole all our views.
- It's fun watching me win, isn't it?
- You didn't win.
- Help!
- Okay, you stay put while I go get Dr. Atkins.
Cece, will you come with me? (dramatic music)
- I know she’s your friend, but she started it.
- Look, I'm trying to be Switzerland in all this,
but while you're here, you just really need
to be a team player, okay?
- Team player. Right.
- Just try to see the value of what we do here.
I mean, you might even actually get something out of it.
Okay? Now, go do a lap, cool down and get back up there.
I need a latte.
- Something's off with this earbud kid,
he shouldn't be in this much pain.
- You think the earbud is masking something else?
- [Atkins] I'm going order a CT to be safe.
- [Henry] That makes sense.
- They look cozy, don't they?
- Sorry, what are you talking about?
- I mean, the tension between them is so thick,
you can just cut it with a scalpel.
Come on, that was funny.
What's wrong?
- Nothing.
Fine, my nemesis is here and she's also applying to Columbia,
and she literally studied so hard,
she made herself pass out.
Like, how do I compete with that?
- Just...try harder, and maybe you can make yourself sick too.
- Hey, Maeve, I'd like you to take
Amelia down for a CT scan.
- For the flu? - I don't think it's the flu.
You know, she had a kidney transplant five years ago,
and the preliminary test showed that she has a UTI.
And a UTI left untreated...
- Can present like a flu, but can lead
to a serious kidney infection.
Especially if she’s on immunosuppressants.
- Bingo. Let’s pray, for her sake, it’s just the flu.
(crowd shouting in video)
- Oh my god, why would you do that?! You guys are idiots.
- Easy to say in hindsight, but we got a ton of hits.
Let’s see your video. It’s Edward’s favorite.
- Let the boy rest, he's finally sleeping.
- I'm not asleep, but, I actually feel loads better.
Such a relief.
- See? Now, let's watch.
- You're seriously watching that right now? You're so sad.
- You're just bitter because I humiliated you
and you deserve it.
- You’re insane, just get over it!
I won! I won the fight and I won Peter!
- You're joking.
- What the heck is going on in here?
- She started it! - It was her!
- Enough! This isn't the place for that.
How's the patient?
- I feel so much better.
- That's what I was afraid of.
One of you, go grab a nurse right now.
- [Edward] Why, what's going on?
- Instant relief is often a sign of a burst appendix.
- A burst what?!
- All right, go ahead and bolus a liter of saline
and get him to radiology, stat.
- [Nurse] Should I add another line?
- [Atkins] Yeah, prime a bag of levo,
in case his BP keeps dropping.
Page the OR, we're going to need to room prep immediately.
- What is going on?
- He needs emergency surgery. Ready? Roxie, you got the IV?
We need more hands!
(dramatic music)
- [Travis] Is he going to be okay?
- [Maeve] What is going on?
- Cece, Roxie, you can go home.
I expect a lot more from you two.
This program has already the chopping block
due to low interest and budget cuts.
If you two don't get it together,
the TV program is finished.
(dramatic music)
- Next time, on Attaway General.
I can’t imagine that you --
- Maeve, I'd really appreciate it
if you weren't involved in this conversation.
- This tastes likes swamp water.
- Not everyone likes their coffee
as bitter as their personality.
- [Benny] think our friend Roxie
has a little bit of a crush.