That was quite the haul wasn't is Bernard.
Oh yes Charles we mugged em good and proper didn't we Charles
Oh yes we did.
Well well well if it isn't Charles and Bernard.
F sake.
Fancy running into you two in this shit hole of a town.
Ha Richard Alfred pleasure as always.
Ha suppose.
So what brings you two fine gentlemen to Honeywood?
Well just passing through really.
Not really much worth mugging round these parts.
No usually we'd mug high level adventurers in Alderkeep you know the rich people but
you know each to their own each to their own.
Hahaha yeah same I know exactly what you mean because Bernard and I actually have a very
high level mugging booked in just down the road so you'll have to excuse us.
What?
High level mugging.
What mugging?
You know the high level mugging down the remember oooo we've got a mugging booked in down the
road so we have to go.
Yes we do so cheerio.
Yeah sorry.
Bye bye goodbye.
You're shit muggers.
What did you say?
Haha I said you're shit muggers.
Huuua I heard they can't even mug a goose!
Hahah.
Oh yeah well well well well what makes you two so good at mugging then?!
Well were do we begin?
Well this morning we mugged a level 12 paladin we did.
Bull!
And he gave us 300 gold.
And the skull of Rahul.
I don't buy it for a second.
And then later on we mugged an orcish mage!
And we got his wand!
I bet they didn't.
Oh and you know what you know what?
Tell him!
Last week last week last week...
We mugged THE WATCHER!
LIAR LIAR LIAR!
Oh we did fact factoid.
We did yes we did.
That's a fact.
He's lying!
No one can mug the watcher!
Hey Bernard look at me.
Look I know they're lying.
Just leave them alone don't give them the power don't give them the power.
Look at me!
We're better than them.
I know we are.
Come on let's leave em alone.
I just got an idea.
What?
Follow my lead.
Okay yeah.
You're lying about being good muggers!
And you know how I know you're lying?
How?
You're so shit at mugging you can't even mug a chicken.
Of course we can mug a chicken!
Well I bet you 500 gold that you can't mug that chicken right there.
Charles what are you doing?
Shhh.
Are you serious?
Dead serious mate.
Alright easiest 500 gold I ever made.
What did you do that for Charles?
Now we're gonna owe them 500 gold.
Shhhh trust me just watch.
This chicken?
Alright chicken!
Ahaha you killed em!
*angry chicken swarm noises*
What's that?
I see what you did.
What have you done?
Well I mean...That's what you get.