[alarm blaring]
[sniffing] Carly!
Carly!
Oh, you're closed.
Ah!
Uh, you guys?
Any reason I just found this in my shower?
- Oh, my gosh! - A chick!
Yeah, I picked him up thinking it was a bar soap.
Good thing I realized before...
Never mind.
Hey there!
Over here!
Is that thing filled with coffee?
Oh, just about 500 gallons.
Spencer, that's crazy.
Nah, it's okay, it's decaf.
Okay, but why are you in there?
Because after I filled it with coffee,
I dropped my cell phone in here.
I've been trying to find it for the past two hours.
Wish me luck!
Did you fix the printer?
Sure did, and you can print wirelessly now.
- Really? - Yeah, try it out.
Okay.
Command P.
Oh!
Wow, and I can do that wirelessly now.
- Sorry. - It's cool.
Okay, why are you on the jank?
'Cause I was forced to lie to Freddie's mom.
I told her I was starting a bread business,
and I will not let anyone call me a liar.
Don't touch it. Stop.
Where's my yeast?!
Perfect timing, I think my loaf of bread is just about done.
[screaming]
I'm just going to give it a few more minutes.
Breaker breaker, this is the doorman,
I'm looking for some CB conversation.
Anybody out there picking up what I'm putting out?
Come on back!
Hey there, doorman, you got Pork Chop on this end. Come on!
Hey there, Pork Chop. How you doing?
Doing just fine.
Uh, you a trucker?
Uh, one sec. Hey, hey, listen.
You're really not supposed to do that here in the lobby, okay?
Thanks.
Sorry there, Pork Chop. Anyway, no, I'm not a trucker,
but here's a joke for ya.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Man, I don't know. Come on.
Anyone can roast beef,
but nobody can pee soup!
Hey.
Why is it so cold in here?
Well, I turned the air conditioner up
so my butter sculpture won't melt.
Ah, so are you ready to drive me to Nevel's for my interview?
Yep. Let's hit it.
My hands have, um...
- Butter? - Yeah.
Uh, I got 'em, though.
Let's go!
Hey, why isn't it cold in here?
Toasty the Baker...
Good God!
[screams] What?!
How?!
Toasty!
Gross, it's like a giant baby threw up.
Why?!
I told you not to turn the heat up.
What? I never--
It's too late for apologies.
- But I didn't turn up-- - It's okay.
It's okay.
I just need a mop, and a bucket,
and 28 more pounds of butter!
Hey, can I help you?
Yeah, I need four large smoothies.
Make two of them strawberry splats and--
You want some bagels?
- What? - We sell bagels now.
Oh, cool, but no, I don't want any bagels,
just two strawberry splat smoothies and--
Try some bagels.
I don't want any bagels.
Come on, don't be a jerk.
A jerk? Dude, I just want smoothies!
- What you got against bagels? - All right, all right!
I'll take a dozen bagels too, okay?
- Here. - Thanks.
But the bagels won't be ready for an hour.
Gas bubble!
[screaming]
[screaming softly]
Cooking things for people to eat.
I'm cooking, I'm cooking things. Things that people will chew.
- And now... - It's bed time for...
Baby Spencer!
Ehh!
[giggles] That's me!
Yay!
Now, you might think you should use
a small toothbrush on a baby...
But nope, you use one like this.
And you don't use toothpaste.
You use...
ketchup!
What?!
Wait a minute!
Nobody mentioned ketchup at the creative meeting!
I don't wanna do it! I don't want it!
[muffled screaming]
[screaming]
Mmh...
I'm having such a nice time.
Mmh...
Yeah.
That's so good.
You know, I was worried.
Oh, what about?
That you were never gonna call me again.
Oh, well, why wouldn't I?
'Cause you seemed, um, a little weirded out
when you found out I was Gibby's mom.
Oh, well, not really. I mean...
Gibby's a great kid and you're his nice mom.
It's not a thing...
Good.
So isn't there something
you would rather do than watch the movie?
Ah!
- What's wrong? - Nothing.
Nothing. I just... I saw a spider in your hair.
Um...
There, it's dead.
Maybe we should watch, uh, the part... uh...
[screams]
Now what's wrong?
Gibby lips.
[roaring]
[screaming]
Stop it! Stop eating my soup!
You're a monster!
- [roaring] - [screaming]
Ah! Ah...
Oh, okay.
It was just a dream.
[laughing] Oh, whew!
[screaming]
Oh...