A monster movie is terrifying because of the monster.
Plain and simple.
The Thing, Alien, Hellraiser, they are all genuinely terrifying, and are a threat to
all human life.
They make us fear our neighbour, or the cryptic box we find in our new home.
However, the same can’t be said about these 5 creatures.
So today on Top 5 Scary Videos, we’re going to be counting down the Top 5 Scary Movie
Monsters You Could Easily Defeat.
Lets jump in.
5 Killer Tomatoes - Attack of the Killer Tomatoes Attack of the Killer Tomatoes is perhaps one
of the campiest films on our list, and is just downright absurd.
And, if you’re unfamiliar with the movie, the villains in the film are none other than,
you guessed it, killer tomatoes.
So spooky.
After reports surface of people being eaten by fruit, a government task force is dispatched
to investigate, and attempt to save the world from these killer tomatoes.
Now, obviously this comedy is mostly a comedy, and horror second.
However, as we stated before, it’s unbelievably campy, and depicts one of the least threatening
horror movie monsters in history.
Quite honestly, if these tomatoes ever invaded, all you would have to do is step on them.
More bizarre still, in the movie the mutated tomatoes are disarmed when the song Puberty
Love is blasted at extreme volumes.
Yeah.
Honestly, it would be a piece of cake to take these bad boys down.
So, don’t fret.
4 Leprechaun - Leprechaun It’s shocking to believes that a happy-go-lucky,
follow the rainbow to the pot of gold leprechaun could in any way be evil.
I mean, I’ve never trusted the Irish but that’s just me.
I don’t trust their jig.
However, if you have ever seen the movie Leprechaun you will know just how deadly they can be.
Based on the creature from folklore, these little fellers are downright evil and sadistic,
however, they aren’t really that terrifying.
After his pot of gold is stolen, this Leprechaun travel to the States from Ireland, before
getting tricked into getting locked in a chest.
Ten years later, the little guy is accidentally released, and his only goal is to find his
gold.
Same, honestly.
Now, he may be sadistic, but he’s more annoying than anything.
He never shuts the f up.
Like many of the other monsters on our list, he’s small, which means, just punt him across
a football field, or whack him with a bat and just be done with him.
Is it really that difficult?
No.
3 Invaders - Signs Ah, Alien Invaders.
My favourite.
Now, unpopular opinion, I loved Signs -- and better yet -- I loved the twist.
However, the aliens in Signs were the smartest bunch of extraterrestrials we have ever encountered
-- particularly because they clearly failed to do any research before attempting to conquer
our land.
To begin, they can be killed when they come into contact with water -- did you they not
see upon arrival that water literally covers 75% of our planet?
Well if they did, it not deter them, because they landed like the cocky bastards they are.
Also, it would have been wise to don at least one article of clothing, I mean, you are visiting
another planet after all, it’s just straight up rude.
Perhaps the aliens didn’t know of their weakness to water, or better yet, have never
even heard of water.
But seriously, you would think they would have had a better gameplan when invading a
new planet.
2 Gremlins - Gremlins If you ever had one of these cute, furry little
creatures, there are important rules you will remember: You can’t put them in bright light;
you can’t get them wet; and never ever feed them after midnight.
If you forget the latter, little green monsters may just start appearing around your home
to terrorize you.
When these bad boys pop up in Steven Spielberg’s Gremlins, they are terrifying, yes, but they
suffer from the same problems our previous number does -- Stupidity.
Yes, they spawn rapidly, however, they’re weakness is water.
And as stated previously, our planet is literally made up of 75% water.
Not only that, but any bright light is enough to kill a Gremlin, all you need is a flashlight
and a hose and those suckers are going down.
Honestly, it’s not that difficult friends.
1 Chucky - Child’s Play Chucky is the perfect example of when turning
something from our childhood into a bloody killer can work so effectively.
This Child’s Play toy and villain is truly frightening to set your eyes on, yes, but
is he actually difficult to take down?
That’s the question.
The doll for the most part is always wielding his trusty knife, but you can’t help but
wonder why no one just doesn’t run over to him and punt him across the room.
Yes, he’s inhabited by the soul of a dangerous criminal, but, at the end of the day, he’s
a doll.
A bloody doll.
Over the course of the movie his body becomes more human as time passes, which tell us that
Chucky bleeds just like the rest of us, Get a bat, get a golf club, take a care, and give
the little feller a wack.
Is it really that difficult?
Well, there we have it!
Do you guys agree with our list?
Were there any movie monsters that we missed?
Leave us all your thoughts and feelings in the comments down below and perhaps we can
do a part 2.
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