My son and I go on an adventure trip every summer.
So we went to Canada and we went on this adventure, camping,
hiking, outdoorsey vacation.
Just the two of you?
Yeah, just the two of us.
How old is he?
He's going to be 14 soon.
Wow.
So you went--
Yeah, that's us.
So what do you mean?
So like literally you all were camping?
I was making precious memories, he was making fun of me.
I take a lot of pictures.
That's Deacon.
Hi, Deacon.
And we went kayaking in this glacier water and the water's
freezing cold because it's really northern Canada.
And they said there's no way you can roll this kayak,
it's literally un-rollable.
What did I do five minutes into it?
Rolled us right into the water.
It was like a two seater.
It's a two seater.
He's like, mom, don't roll us into the water.
I ran right into a tree, grabbed it, flipped the whole thing
into the glacier freezing water, and started screaming.
Help, Deacon, help!
But it was really funny.
And it's a great story to tell on Ellen.
It sure is.
That's the thing, when things happen no matter
how horrible all the time, it's a great story on a talk show.
I was like, really, please, don't make me do this,
I'm really bad at kayaking.
He's like no, mom, you're going to be great.
Wait, who took the picture?
You said it's just the two of you.
We had-- do you see that thing, it's actually a selfie stick.
That is not a selfie stick.
It's a really long selfie stick.
Who took the picture?
No, we had a guide.
Because I'm--
Well, not a good one because you rolled the kayak.
Yeah, he was--
So he was in another kayak?
He was in a separate kayak to make sure
that we didn't drown and stuff.
Right.
But he would just allow you to roll but not drown.
No, I think those are photos that you just
staged to take for the talk show story.
That's probably about a background that's
like at JC Penney or something.
You're not even in water.
None of that happened.